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mnottertail -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/24/2007 10:34:55 AM)

I guess you don't want me to mail you anymore, huh?

Ron



RedSavageSlave -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/24/2007 12:53:03 PM)

sure I do Ron...just send me something a little less "eewww" [8D]



missturbation -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/24/2007 12:59:34 PM)

if i dont go pee soon im gonna wet my pants [:)]



RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/25/2007 10:44:11 AM)

When a dog is gnawing on a large cow bone and then comes over and licks your leg, is he tasting you to see if you taste better?



bearincuffs -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/25/2007 2:00:27 PM)

Don't think so, probably tasting to se if you're good enough for dessert!



missturbation -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/25/2007 2:28:21 PM)

I wanna be dessert [:D]



RedSavageSlave -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/25/2007 3:33:03 PM)

I wanna be the "whipped cream"  [:D]



LadyEllen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/25/2007 3:47:40 PM)

I drove a 350 mile roundtrip to London today for work.

I missed out on lunch to get everything done in time.

Then ordered a curry with rice and naan when I got in at 2030hrs (just in time to see PC Harman get killed in The Bill).

I ate the lot.

Now I feel sick.

E



Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/25/2007 6:23:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RobertCloud

When a dog is gnawing on a large cow bone and then comes over and licks your leg, is he tasting you to see if you taste better?


Your dog chews on bones a LOT. He isnt named Grendel by any chance is he???



HouseofBear -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/25/2007 6:53:12 PM)

The Shadow is getting boring



RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/25/2007 9:27:25 PM)

Nope... same bone... she and he have been sharing this ONE bone for three years now..



RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/28/2007 7:33:40 AM)

walking out to the mailbox to get your mail, in the snow, in your bare feet.



RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 5:49:12 PM)

Listening to the same old excuse over and over and believing it yet again



goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 6:08:48 PM)

i can't reach the itch on my back. 



bludemonn -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 6:14:03 PM)

Il get it for ya! *bares claws* SSCCCRRRAAAAATTCHH!!



Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 7:31:47 PM)

Like a peanut, that's it in a nutshell.



Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 9:47:23 PM)

Give it to me, don't give it away
Don't think about what the others say
My skins getting clear, my hairs so bright
All you do is fuck me every day and night

You're my secret beauty routine
Na, na, na, na, what my body has seen
I am lookin' good and I'm feeling nice
Baby you're the best magazine advice

Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum

I'm gonna pull you back down between the sheets
Everything is fresher when the day is sweet
In the morning light when you're already on the phone

Face it, one of these days
Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
It's the fountain of youth
It's the meaning of life
So hot, so sweet, so wet my appetite

Gimme your hot white cum....

-Liz Phair



LadyEllen -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:05:22 PM)

Do doms claim to have a 12 inch penis because they see themselves as rulers?

E



Wulfchyld -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:08:26 PM)

Puhhleaz. All Doms have a 12" penis. It is common knowledge and just a fact of life. Mine is purple and I keep it in the toy bag with the flogger.



Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:13:45 PM)

I just had a very odd mental image there for a second. *shakes head*



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