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BabyNyla -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:16:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Puhhleaz. All Doms have a 12" penis. It is common knowledge and just a fact of life. Mine is purple and I keep it in the toy bag with the flogger.



only 12?   :(   I feel so misled ... I was always told it was bigger than that



LadyEllen -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:18:43 PM)

And is it true that all doms went metric back in the 80s, but are hung up on inches even though the measure is in centimetres?

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Wulfchyld -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:21:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BabyNyla


only 12?   :(   I feel so misled ... I was always told it was bigger than that


Hmmm... seems you have been a victim of LDS. There is hope, do not despair.



BabyNyla -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:21:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

And is it true that all doms went metric back in the 80s, but are hung up on inches even though the measure is in centimetres?

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ohhhhhhhhh ... now it all makes sense, hehe.  Phew ... I can sleep easy tonight.



Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:22:18 PM)

Why are girls bad at math?

Because we are always told that this:

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Is 10 inches.



BabyNyla -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:22:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: BabyNyla


only 12?   :(   I feel so misled ... I was always told it was bigger than that


Hmmm... seems you have been a victim of LDS. There is hope, do not despair.



Do I dare even ask what LDS is?



Wulfchyld -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:25:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

And is it true that all doms went metric back in the 80s, but are hung up on inches even though the measure is in centimetres?

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Blah! The metric system is for those pussy Doms running around the world. It takes a real Dom to stick with the antiquated American measurement system. My foots a foot, my doinks a foot, simple, sweet, and easy.



Wulfchyld -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:26:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BabyNyla

Do I dare even ask what LDS is?


Lying Dom Syndrome.



BabyNyla -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:27:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: BabyNyla

Do I dare even ask what LDS is?


Lying Dom Syndrome.


 
omg ... Doms lie??  First I learn it's really the metric system and now this ... geez ... does the easter bunny not exist as well?  sniff sniff



Wulfchyld -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:29:39 PM)

*Chokes on rabbit stew*

well... he used to.



LadyEllen -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:30:06 PM)

And why is it, if men see their erection as the most perfect thing in the world, that our buildings are all vertical and don’t fall over after ten minutes?
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Wulfchyld -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:31:26 PM)

10 min? Time to switch play grounds Miss. Switch



BabyNyla -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:31:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

*Chokes on rabbit stew*

well... he used to.



now where will I get my choclate eggs from [:(]



Wulfchyld -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:32:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BabyNyla

now where will I get my choclate eggs from [:(]


Cadbury? Yes, cadbury. I have stock I that.



Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:34:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

And why is it, if men see their erection as the most perfect thing in the world, that our buildings are all vertical and don’t fall over after ten minutes?
E


Ten minutes??? OMG where did you find him and can I get his number?



LadyEllen -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:42:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

And why is it, if men see their erection as the most perfect thing in the world, that our buildings are all vertical and don’t fall over after ten minutes?
E


Ten minutes??? OMG where did you find him and can I get his number?


Certainly. Just a minute.

or ten

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Scheherazade -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:43:30 PM)

He said, "Hell, I warned them it was 12" long...but didn't use it as a rule." "So does this mean they have been lying to me for all these years ? I haven't really been going...where no man has gone before ? "



LadyEllen -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:47:18 PM)

OK. Now I'm confused.

It doesnt take a lot though

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Aha! Confusion settled by way of apt use of edit function.



Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 10:52:20 PM)

You know... I LIKE being "wicked". Can I freeze it there? I don't want to move on to being "corrupted" or "deranged"... But I'm so helplessly addicted to these boards that I will probably never stop posting.

*sigh*



LadyEllen -> RE: Random Stupidity (2/1/2007 11:21:02 PM)

In our school we had a bunch of friends who hung out together.

There was Rob Soul, Peter Ness, Steve Crotham and the twins, Bobby and Simon Ball. They were into everything, and always into it together.

If there was anything exciting going on, then for sure you’d find the Balls there with S Crotham, and if they were there then P Ness almost always wanted to come and would push his way in if he had to. R Soul you’d find tagging along behind.

True story. Honest.

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