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RedSavageSlave -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 11:54:56 AM)

[At the altar, just before Peter is married]
Peter: No surprises?
Mark: No surprises.
Peter: Not like the stag night?
Mark: Unlike the stag night.
Peter: Do you admit the Brazilian prostitutes were a mistake?
Mark: I do.
Peter: And it would have been much better if they'd not turned out to be men?
Mark: That is true.


~Love Actually <great movie for christmas>




darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 11:56:43 AM)

i'm too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuurts.




Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 1:49:48 PM)

I lost my iPod shuffle. The gerbils have possibly eaten it. Technology is not all its cracked up to be.




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 1:56:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde
when did 36-24-36 become the standard for womanly perfection?  i mean a couple a hundred years ago, the ideal woman was the equivalent of today's size 20... i was born in the wrong times
I knew I liked you!
I've always felt I was born in the wrong time, because I'm perfect as is. [:-]  
[sm=biggrin.gif] LMAO RedSavageSlave.    M




dcnovice -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 2:07:08 PM)

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~Love Actually <great movie for christmas>


Just got that this Christmas, actually. Haven't watched it yet.




twicehappy -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 3:16:01 PM)

 
 
Beware of the dragons for ye are crunchy and good with ketchup.




Aileen68 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 3:43:49 PM)

Nutrisystem brownies suck!




DiurnalVampire -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 3:47:11 PM)

It is possible to fit 43 pairs of pantyhose in a single travel sized space bag, and the  squish it down to only 1 1/2 iches thick.




RedSavageSlave -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 4:11:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

quote:

~Love Actually <great movie for christmas>


Just got that this Christmas, actually. Haven't watched it yet.


DONT watch it with your kids...

There are a couple of highly inappropriate scenes in this movie..but it is hysterical otherwise. [8D]




RedSavageSlave -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 4:13:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

I lost my iPod shuffle. The gerbils have possibly eaten it. Technology is not all its cracked up to be.


speaking of gerbils...I just LOVE the gerbil on Joe Cartoon ...

for gross and inappropriate humor check out
www.joecartoon.com

That poor gerbil has some issues!




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 4:30:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68
Nutrisystem brownies suck!
If you insist on having brown things in your mouth, may I suggest...  
<<<--- Thinks through her stupid thought***  [sm=news.gif] Nah forget it.
Why have a brownie that isn't made with all the yummy things it's supposed to?    M




dcnovice -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 4:32:00 PM)

It's awfully sad when ducks go bad.




LeMis -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 4:36:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

cause he is a dom cat...hehehe


..........................................................................
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
maybe.... sometimes  [;)]




Aileen68 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 4:39:57 PM)

My dwarf hamster has a huge nutsack.  What's up with that?




LeMis -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 4:41:30 PM)

wow, my dwarf hamster must have been shortchanged  [&:]
poor Spongebob




socalbbwsub -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 4:43:06 PM)

Ketchup packets kept too long, eventually turn brown.




LeMis -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 4:46:03 PM)

the packet?
or the product inside the packet?




dcnovice -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 4:52:47 PM)

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My dwarf hamster has a huge nutsack.  What's up with that?


I thought the hamsters died?!




socalbbwsub -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 5:24:05 PM)

yeah, that was confusing...whats inside lol




Aileen68 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 5:39:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

quote:

My dwarf hamster has a huge nutsack.  What's up with that?


I thought the hamsters died?!

Ohhhh long story there.
Dwarf hamster #1, otherwise known as Crunchy lived with #2, known as Munchy.
One morning I awoke to find that Crunchy had beat the crap out of Munchy and pretty much killed him.   Ooops.  then a week later...lo and behold....there's four little babies in the cage.  Damn.  I'm a grandparent now.  So one dies right from the get go and one is really dominant and bogarts all of Crunchy's yummy milk.  the other two wither away and die while the strong one, now known as Fluffy thrives.  I now have to go and buy a new cage and separate Fluffy from Crunchy as she starts to show sign of aggression towards her babe.  So...two cages, two dwarf hamsters.  Life is good until...a cage malfunction proves that my 17 year old cat Fred, who is totally deaf and half blind by the way, can still catch a rodent like no ones business.  The following week, another cage malfunction, a loose tunnel proves that another escapee falls to the Fredster.  New batch of really ballsy dwarfs bring us to Itchy and Scratchy.  They're cute and fit quite nicely into shiney Barbie jackets.  Kinda makes em look like a furry Elvis. 




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