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DiurnalVampire -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 10:45:29 PM)
Ever pass someone on the street, look at how they are dressed and want to offer them your glasses?

iheartgagballs -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 10:58:31 PM)
Lorelei has a bird on her head. Nutrisystem brownies do indeed suck. I want to go back to New Orleans so I can buy wine past midnight. And I wish gagballs didn't smell like erasers. That is all.

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 11:08:38 PM)
Don't cry. It's a waste of good suffering.

Rumtiger -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 12:32:13 AM)
I just unleased the longest fart I have made in my life...and noone was around to enjoy it. [:(]

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 12:39:48 AM)
Your mother is a fraggin aardvark! (Bonus points if you can figure out what movie that's from... Hehe I love our new VCR/DVD combo!)

Rumtiger -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 12:41:07 AM)
seeing as I got holy grail on my mind the only thing I can think of is your mother was a hamster... not exactly an aardvark now is it?

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 12:43:15 AM)
Not quite... haven't seen that one yet but was introduced to Monty Python via Life of Brian just the other day... As for more randomness... I just ate an apple and now I'm smoking a cigarette... do they cancel each other out?

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 12:45:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: katzschen Your mother is a fraggin aardvark! (Bonus points if you can figure out what movie that's from... Hehe I love our new VCR/DVD combo!) Labyrinth with David Bowie... i once had an outfit patterned after his grey one in the movie... all skin tight with a hugely high collar and big hair ___________________ According to my scuba instructor, if a shark attacks, you're supposed to poke it in the eye with your finger. After that, I suppose you should hit it in the face with a cream pie, or maybe hose it down with a seltzer bottle.

CarelessPain -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 12:47:08 AM)
Labyrinth

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 12:51:28 AM)
Writing on the fraggin walky-walk! Am I the only one who thinks Sarah should've submitted to David Bowie as Jareth? Definitely would've made a more interesting end to the movie... The velocity of a male wombat's urine is twice that of a male human's...

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 12:52:40 AM)
How BIG is David Bowie's dick in those pants! Hello!

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 12:57:06 AM)
a gift for our Kitten http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVqEBLVBeP0

koimizu -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 12:57:43 AM)
Absolutely agree with that thought of Sarah saying yes, yes, yes, yes, Yes! Then again i have always thought that the princess in Voltron should have fucked Prince Lothar and brought peace to the galaxy that way instead of fighting him. i mean seriously...the pointed ears, long white hair and those wicked eyes. She'd have enjoyed it.

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 1:00:17 AM)
darchChylde: I can't watch it... I'm on my cell phone! -cries- will you e-mail me the link on the other side?

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 1:07:23 AM)
I was rooting for Sarah to give in the whole time... forget the baby, submit! But wait... would that be illegal, considering his age and her supposed age? Does anyone know how old she actually was when they filmed?

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 1:08:10 AM)
consider it done __________ old joke: masochist: Hurt me!!! sadist: No.

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 1:10:21 AM)
Sweet. Thank you so much... I'll check it out when I get my net back. On a more gross, more random note: does anyone know what the clear stuff that comes out when you pop a blister is? Is it just water or...? I heard that joke... only it was a little longer... "A masochist walks up to a sadist and says 'Hurt me.' The sadist says 'No' and walks away."

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 1:10:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: katzschen I was rooting for Sarah to give in the whole time... forget the baby, submit! But wait... would that be illegal, considering his age and her supposed age? Does anyone know how old she actually was when they filmed? as Jennifer Connely was born in 1970, and Labyrinth was made in 1986, that would make her... Jail Bait edited to add, the actress was actually born in December, so she was most likely 15 during shooting, unless the date on IMDB.com was release, then that could make her as young as 14... and you know what they say, 14 will get you 20 ______________________ it may not be an actual third leg, but it's at least a foot

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 1:13:57 AM)
Darn... well she's old enough now... give in Sarah! Submit! Look at the size of that dick!

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 1:24:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: katzschen On a more gross, more random note: does anyone know what the clear stuff that comes out when you pop a blister is? Is it just water or...? ok, it contains mostly interstial fluid... generally fluid pertaining to the related organ but it can also carry macrophages, which basically attack and destroy viruses and bacteria depending on the type of blister, it may also carry infected and virulent substances your common burn blister carries something which may aid in the healing process, i forget what that stuff is called, but there are contrasting schools of thought on that particular idea _______________ i went to the doctor over a burning situation when i urinated, after numerous tests and questions she explained that i would be best served if i were to put the cigarette down when i take a leak

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