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Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 5:40:59 PM)
My doctor told me to exercise with dumbbells... shall we dance?

mnottertail -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 5:44:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 My dwarf hamster has a huge nutsack. What's up with that? Prolly from swishing your ass around him like that. Blue Balls. FYI, Ron

mnottertail -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 5:49:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lorelei115 My doctor told me to exercise with dumbbells... shall we dance? Gonna have to be the safety dance, I got tender feet. Ron

hejira92 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 6:18:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde i'm too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuurts. So, is that why you aren't wearing it? But I always thought that "so sexy it huuurts" was a good thing.........

LaMspeach -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 6:45:19 PM)
Cherish your vision and your dreams as they are the children of your soul; the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. ~Napoleon Hill~

dcnovice -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 6:47:02 PM)
mayonnaise-based salads (It would take too long to explain, but that phrase always makes me laugh.)

hejira92 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 6:57:34 PM)
Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries! (my second favorite insult)

dcnovice -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 6:59:41 PM)
quote: (my second favorite insult) Dare I ask what the first is?

hejira92 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 7:05:43 PM)
If I get really annoyed, I just ask sweetly if they remember what it said on the side of the cake float in Animal House.

submizziv -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 7:08:36 PM)
Evict the people that live rent free inside of your head

crouchingtigress -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 7:09:06 PM)
my father beat me when i was little.[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m17.gif[/image]

crouchingtigress -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 7:10:23 PM)
but now i win at chess almost every game.[:)]

Daddysredhead -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 7:14:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: submizziv Evict the people that live rent free inside of your head I love this... I often say that living in my own head can be like running through a landmine. welcome to the forums submizziv [sm=hello.gif]

dcnovice -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 7:16:21 PM)
quote: Evict the people that live rent free inside of your head But they're more interesting than I am! [:)]

Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 7:28:40 PM)
Cherry Poptarts are the devil's food. The devil's food, I tell ya. Arr.

mnottertail -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 7:31:19 PM)
My mother made me a homosexual, if you can get 3 1/2 yards of gingam print she can make you one too...............

Invictus754 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 7:32:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lorelei115 Cherry Poptarts are the devil's food. The devil's food, I tell ya. Arr. And I always heard the devils food was cake...

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 10:26:27 PM)
maybe the aliens crashed because a bug splattered on their windshield and they couldn't see through it and they didn't have window wipers and so they freaked out.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 10:31:00 PM)
One by one, the penguins are not only stealing my sanity... but I think they are stealing my socks as well

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/2/2007 10:35:20 PM)
Jesus crawled out of my toilet, slapped me in the face, and said, "My work is done hear", and then crawled back into my toilet.

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