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katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 1:27:54 AM)

So is it a bad idea to pop a blister you got from walking?

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To quote a former teacher of mine "If you cannot get your ball to bounce, or the appearance that your ball is bouncing, call me over so I can help you get your ball to bounce."
You can't make this stuff up.



katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 1:49:11 AM)

"a chinese man in full body armour, chickens & eggs and stuff like that - colloquialisms."

Just think about that one for a minute...



MistressMaamNH -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 2:19:13 AM)

yup, I always thought Sarah should have fucked him...then put a nice firm collar and leash on him, making the arrogant domineering male recognize just how much of a slave he he.....ahh..but I digress lol
If you want a real mindblower...go out and rent "A Beautiful Mind" Check out the Wife.....She's none other than "Sarah" from "Labrynth" [:D]

MMNH



katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 2:30:26 AM)

Well he did say "Do as I say and I will be your slave" . . .



katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 3:34:11 AM)

If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 3:57:36 AM)

Life's a bitch, then you go to work.



katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 4:08:51 AM)

Has anybody else been given wrong directions by MapQuest or is it just us?



RedSavageSlave -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 5:43:27 AM)

Vinny is the lawyer, but Stan thinks he is there to sodomize him]
Vinny Gambini: Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' fucked one way or the other.
[Stan tries to get up]
Vinny Gambini: Hey, relax, I'm gonna help you.
Stan: Gee thanks.
Vinny Gambini: Excuse me, I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.
Stan: You think I should be grateful?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your fuckin' knees.
Stan: I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.
Vinny Gambini: I'm doing a favor, you know. You're gettin' me for nothing, you little fuck!
Stan: That's one hell of an ego you got.
Vinny Gambini: What the fuck is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off.
Stan: I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.
Vinny Gambini: That's it. You're on your own. I'll just take care of Sleeping Beauty.
[Wakes up Bill]


<My Cousin Vinny>



Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 5:50:56 AM)

Does Chocobo taste like chicken?



katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 8:58:41 AM)

I can't think of anything to say, except that I'm falling asleep trying to type this post.



toxicca -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 1:09:25 PM)

"By the Sacred shit of the sacred psychedelic tibetan yeti...... we'll smoke the chinese out"



darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 4:51:21 PM)

It can't rain all the time.
-Brandon Lee, The Crow

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I would like to thank everyone who has help make this thread as much of a success as it seems to have been; the only other thread i had that compared to this was one i made on the Jokaroo Forums of an "Application For a Piece of Ass", a few years ago, that kinda took on a life of it's own
http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-jokes/5589-ladies-i-am-now-accepting-applications.html

ps: i guess this thread had to be doomed to at least some success, considering it's name and location



LeMis -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 5:20:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

Does Chocobo taste like chicken?


wondering if the bird poops on your head....



darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 5:23:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LeMis

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

Does Chocobo taste like chicken?



wondering if the bird poops on your head....



if you're standing under the but of a fictitious flightless bird the size of a horse, you've got a few more pronlems than poop on your head



RedSavageSlave -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 5:32:13 PM)

http://www.wizdomme.com/humor/conversation.shtml

I just love this dialogue... does it remind anyone of someone they might know??



LeMis -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 5:34:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: LeMis

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

Does Chocobo taste like chicken?



wondering if the bird poops on your head....



if you're standing under the but of a fictitious flightless bird the size of a horse, you've got a few more pronlems than poop on your head


Well what about the parakeet in Lorelei's pic?



darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 5:43:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LeMis

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: LeMis

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

Does Chocobo taste like chicken?



wondering if the bird poops on your head....



if you're standing under the but of a fictitious flightless bird the size of a horse, you've got a few more pronlems than poop on your head


Well what about the parakeet in Lorelei's pic?



lol, slight misunderstanding... there must be some random stupidity floating around, and of course Tenchi poops on our Lorelei's head... it's how he shows his utmost in love and devotion



katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 6:44:31 PM)

How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?



DiamondDiva -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 7:20:54 PM)

I am horny as hell and to stubborn to do anything about it.



DiamondDiva -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 7:21:55 PM)

"Stress is causing your eye to feel like it is swollen"...so, what is making it itch?



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