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PALittleGirl -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/4/2007 8:43:30 PM)
My hair looks like a brown q-tip! ...ew. Never mind.

Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/4/2007 8:53:12 PM)
Terachers like to eat curly fries. Mmm. Indeed.

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/4/2007 8:54:06 PM)
Vlad: Have you ever experimented with heterosexuality? Michael: Sleep with a straight guy? Why would I want to do that? Vlad: No, I mean like sex with a girl. Michael: Honey, I can't even straighten my hair...

Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/4/2007 9:28:35 PM)
My New Year's resolution is 1024x768. Whats yours?

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/4/2007 9:41:22 PM)
Secretary to her Boss: Boss, my Task Manager comes up everytime I lean forward to clean my monitor. Boss to Secretary: Try standing up when you clean your monitor the next time. An hour later she comes in and announces: It worked. How did you know it would do that? His response: Because the imprints of the keys Control, Alt and Delete are on your blouse where your breast presses into the keyboard when you were leaning forward.

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/4/2007 9:57:58 PM)
cotton chicken has no taste unless you add fingerprints

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/4/2007 11:45:55 PM)
WARNING: If you have epilepsy or have had seizures or other unusual reactions to flashing lights or patterns, consult a doctor before playing video games.

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 12:05:13 AM)
i taste purple

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 12:49:55 AM)
He will be drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe.

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 1:18:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde i taste purple Does that mean if I lick your face, you'll taste purple? Because I've always wondered what purple tasted like...

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 2:44:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: katzschen quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde i taste purple Does that mean if I lick your face, you'll taste purple? Because I've always wondered what purple tasted like... actually, you would taste a strange mix of salt, orange, peach and bourbon but if i tasted you, or anything but tears, an orange, a peach or bourbon i would taste purple... those things taste aquamarine to me

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 2:53:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde quote: ORIGINAL: katzschen quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde i taste purple Does that mean if I lick your face, you'll taste purple? Because I've always wondered what purple tasted like... actually, you would taste a strange mix of salt, orange, peach and bourbon but if i tasted you, or anything but tears, an orange, a peach or bourbon i would taste purple... those things taste aquamarine to me Well, the bourbon sounds good... and the orange. However, mixing them all together would be questionable at best. What does aquamarine taste like?

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 2:55:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: katzschen What does aquamarine taste like? alot like deep fat fried purple, but with a little yellow sprinkled on it

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 3:06:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde quote: ORIGINAL: katzschen What does aquamarine taste like? alot like deep fat fried purple, but with a little yellow sprinkled on it Hmm... now I've got a craving for midnight blue... with a little burnt sienna on the side.

missturbation -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 7:56:48 AM)
how random can random stupidity actually be?

pinkkeith -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 8:10:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation how random can random stupidity actually be? stupidity actually random? be how random can

MsLadySue -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 8:21:47 AM)
If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits?

wireweaver -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 8:30:30 AM)
planting them so you can grow more cherries? lol

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 8:33:59 AM)
The elderly woman that fights for crosswalks to be installed and making it so it is the law that you MUST stop if a pedestrian even enters the crosswalk to begin to walk across the street and then won't stop when a woman with a baby carriage is halfway across the street in that same crosswalk.

RedSavageSlave -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 1:33:15 PM)
Has anyone seen my cats today?

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