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katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 1:50:56 PM)
Chinese fortune cookie fortune says "You will be hungry in one hour." Which is why you stay there for two. ;-) Yes, I actually have that fortune. A friend of mine got it in is fortune cookie, and I kept it.

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 3:34:09 PM)
if you search for posts by the name Anonymous, the first one is mine, the others are some lamer ass who needs to think up a psuedonym and quit posting stupid shit anonymously

MsLadySue -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 4:02:45 PM)
Jumbo shrimp. Army intelligence.

FullCircle -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 4:15:22 PM)
FullCircle says: Don’t let anyone see that you have an empty in-tray or someone will either try to fill it with shit or steal the in-tray. The bin shall set you free. Don’t reinstall Windows because it takes one week to get it back the way you want it and another month to catch up on the updates. Learn the positions of the people sitting on the train and store in your mind the stop they get off at. Position yourself next to the person that will get off the train next. If this position is taken by another person following the methods of FullCircle then position yourself next to the next person to get off the train. If coughing and spluttering fails to scare the person away that is standing next to the next person to get off the train I can’t help you get a seat; for they are a follower of the methods of FullCircle. Feed the pigeons because they are your loyal followers and as such should be treated well. Get an office with a door ASAP this enables an individual to sleep at work as long as the knock before entering rule has been established. If you have a long running vendetta against the cleaners at your office make sure you save all your rubbish up in a place they can’t find it and then on Friday dump it all in the bin at once. Boxes with them annoying flat ribbon tie thingeys can be opened if you turn the box upside down and pull the ribbon apart at the location it was fixed together. If you catch your dad watching porn don’t tell your mother but if you catch you step dad watching porn tell your mother. Never clean your desk completely as it looks like you have no work or spend too much time cleaning desks. On your last day at work yank all the numerical keys out of your keyboard and put them back in place but with the ‘9’ at the bottom right and the ‘1’ at the top left. This tradition has been set in place to make the next person that does your job look incompetent and make your boss wish he hadn’t fired you. If you need something installed on your computer at work call an Administrator. Administrators have special button pressing skills and can reply to all common questions asked by installation wizards. Examples of some complex questions include: “Do you agree with all this text below you aren’t going to bother reading?” and “Do you want to create a desktop icon to worship?” My English teacher told me every story has a beginning, a middle and an end I thought this to be true until I watched the second Pirates of the Caribbean Film. THE END

Daddysredhead -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 6:18:45 PM)
If I give you a penny for your thoughts, and after listening to you, I feel like I paid too much, can I get a refund? [sm=confused.gif]

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 6:20:53 PM)
A man changing his tire on a busy highway in the pouring rain, the flat is on the traffic side of the car.

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 6:36:57 PM)
Spell it.

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 6:40:38 PM)
Doing hurdles over picket fences naked.

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 7:48:00 PM)
Look! It's a whip! It's a paddle! No, it's Bondage Man and Leather Boy!

LeMis -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 8:11:22 PM)
nuts

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 9:01:05 PM)
Kumquats

IWantToPunish -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 9:07:27 PM)
The purple ducks rule the world. The green ducks are jealous bastards and want to usurp the throne, but that will never happen because the purple ducks rock! Beware the blue flying monkeys, they thrown poo. CGR BABY! ( Chair Goes Round )

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 9:09:04 PM)
Beware the green clouds of noxious gas rising out of the car that your 80 year old uncle just climbed out of.

Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 9:14:56 PM)
What's new Pussycat? (whoa whoa whoa) What's new Pussycat? (whoa whoa whoa) Pussycat, Pussycat I've got flowers and lots of hours to spend with you! So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose. Pussycat pussycat I love you... Yes I do.... You and your pussycat nose.

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 9:40:01 PM)
Inda Gadda Da Vida Baby Doncha Know that I love you InDa Gadda Da Vida Darlin Doncha Know That I need you

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 10:38:47 PM)
Confuscious say: Man with hand in pants will feel cocky all day.

Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/5/2007 10:50:12 PM)
Confuscious say: Man who go into turnstile sideways is going to Bankok.

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/6/2007 12:44:05 AM)
Confucious say: Dumb man climb tree to get cherry; wise man spread limbs.

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/6/2007 2:20:00 AM)
Jesus is in my lava lamp...

RedSavageSlave -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/6/2007 3:49:34 AM)
If you read this thread while doing acid...does it begin to make sense?

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