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hejira92 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/6/2007 5:25:39 AM)
In a reverse of kinetic potential, my randomness just became orderly. But, thankfully, I still have plenty of stupidity.

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/6/2007 7:40:17 AM)
Climbing a steel flagpole in the winter, stark naked.

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/6/2007 8:00:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RedSavageSlave If you read this thread while doing acid...does it begin to make sense? We should ask darchChylde's boss to test that theory out.

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/6/2007 2:34:40 PM)
Confucious say: Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/6/2007 3:11:48 PM)
Game Shows

RedSavageSlave -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/6/2007 4:24:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RobertCloud Climbing a steel flagpole in the winter, stark naked. uhmmmm...... OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!![:(]

LeMis -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/6/2007 8:18:52 PM)
tongue stuck to flagpole [:D] can you imagine "something else"? [;)]

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/6/2007 8:24:13 PM)
lyisllja40KEif lib.jujamer.wkyti.!0gsm 'd. re7

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/6/2007 8:42:10 PM)
I had a dream about selling George W. Bush a plastic kazoo that he had just given me for 9.50 and then he was getting me to sell cigarettes to people who I shouldn't sell cigarettes to. Then he tried to do bad things to the same people. Then the cops came after me but I was safe.

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/6/2007 8:56:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RedSavageSlave quote: ORIGINAL: RobertCloud Climbing a steel flagpole in the winter, stark naked. uhmmmm...... OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!![:(] This is an actual case of a winner of an Honorable Mention from the Darwin Awards. He did not win a Darwin Award because he lived, but he did manage to remove himself from the gene pool. For when he slid down, he just let go, and he forgot skin freezes to steel. He left his scrotum at the top of the flag pole.

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/6/2007 8:58:16 PM)
Sitting in front of Microwave Antenna emitters to keep warm while drinking beer.

LeMis -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/6/2007 9:02:46 PM)
nail biting [&:]

RedSavageSlave -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/6/2007 10:34:07 PM)
The internet is for porn~ http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645

Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/6/2007 10:42:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RedSavageSlave The internet is for porn~ http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645 Sighs and gets out the mini vac to get the diet coke out of her keyboard. Again [sm=biggrin.gif]

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/6/2007 10:47:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RedSavageSlave The internet is for porn~ http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645 Glad I was not drinking or eating when I hit this link... [sm=lol.gif]

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/7/2007 12:38:33 AM)
It's a world of laughter A world of tears It's a world of hope And a world of fears There's so much that we share That it's time we're aware It's a small world after all There is just one moon And one golden sun And a smile means Friendship to ev'ryone Though the mountains divide And the oceans are wide It's a small world after all it's a small world after all... it's a small, small world

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/7/2007 1:08:28 AM)
Using Hand Grenades for Earrings

mastermargarita -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/7/2007 7:28:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RobertCloud quote: ORIGINAL: RedSavageSlave quote: ORIGINAL: RobertCloud Climbing a steel flagpole in the winter, stark naked. uhmmmm...... OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!![:(] This is an actual case of a winner of an Honorable Mention from the Darwin Awards. He did not win a Darwin Award because he lived, but he did manage to remove himself from the gene pool. For when he slid down, he just let go, and he forgot skin freezes to steel. He left his scrotum at the top of the flag pole. Guess thats one way to leave your mark in society......

LeMis -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/7/2007 8:14:58 AM)
skidddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd markkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk [:'(]

TreSwank -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/7/2007 9:53:40 AM)
Have you ever really paid any serious attention to the enunciation of the ghetto-fied black person? Well, I'm pretty much fascinated by colloquial blackspeak, and for the sole purpose of your "perusing" pleasure, I'd like to list two of my absolute FAVE Afro-nunciations. "Can I AX you a question?" Oh no!!!! I thought that were going to ASK me a question, but now that you're going to AX me instead, I just might not respond. Hell......I might even call the po-po's. How bout' them apples, Bernard? "Yeah......it's my BIRFDAY" Holy fucking dogshit! This whole time, I've been celebrating my birthday with a 24-pack of Miller High-Life, while unbeknowst to Yours Truly, I can get uber-wasted TWICE A YEAR. You see........I've neglected to celebrate my "birf-day", and focused on my birthday, instead. I don't even know what brought that to the surface. I think it was a bitchin' hot black girl with whom I had the pleasure of existing in a state of co-workerdom that lasted for about a month. TreSwank pretty much wanted to copulate with this dusky, doe-eyed creature.........and when she'd say "Can I AX you a question?" my heart would melt into a puddle of jizz-textured, concupiscent sappiness. This girl's ass made my mouth water.........fo' real, dawg. You see - it's been my dream for ages to date a hot, chocolate-skinned sistah with a butt that'll sky-rocket my loins into a feeding frenzy. There's gotta to be a Shaniqua, or a LaShanda somewhere out there with the potential to have a love-jones for the Swankster. It's almost enough to make me regret my status as THE EPITOME OF CAUCASIAN-WHITE-MALE. Those sistahs just need to know that "Once you go white, you'll know you did right!"

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