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bandit25 -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 10:23:07 AM)
Is English your second language or third...or even fourth? Wait a minute! This guy actually named his dick Thor? ROFLMAO!

HisProperty4Life -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 10:25:28 AM)
SPELL CHECK PLEASE!

puella -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 10:28:24 AM)
Ahhh... but you see.. if it is quoted, it is not my right to correct it for him.. ;) But it is probably just as well that you cease any masturbatory fantasies you had been indulging in previously.... there are far more suitable young ladies to help you 'get the job done'. hehe

stef -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 10:28:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: azzmaster yall like 2 play but u would be on ur knees if u were here in this room with thor pointed atcha. "Thor?" Please tell me that you didn't actually name your penis "Thor." That's just precious. quote: hataz is what yall is Damn skippy. We be hataz of dem who azzaultz da English language. Peace out! ~stef

azzmaster -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 10:29:12 AM)
if no one can answer a simple question on here i m going to just stick to the slave register where there aren't so many hataz

DianeB269 -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 10:32:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: azzmaster can anyone truly say there is anything that feels more in control than when ur dick is a mile up a hot tite asshole? Yeah, My 13" strapon all the way up your ass.... Diane

mnottertail -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 10:32:04 AM)
Ah ha!!!!! But you corrected my spelling of masterbatory----- You really do love me----- LOL, Ron

domiguy -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 10:32:14 AM)
Just the other day when I was trolling for turds with bandit 25.....I didn't hear such ridicule....The man bares his soul....asks a legitimate question and is met with disdain....My heart weeps!

sexyone4you -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 10:32:43 AM)
Everyone needs a good laugh every now and again. Unfortunately for Ass Eater here, it's at him instead of with him.

domiguy -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 10:33:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DianeB269 quote: ORIGINAL: azzmaster can anyone truly say there is anything that feels more in control than when ur dick is a mile up a hot tite asshole? Yeah, My 13" strapon all the way up your ass.... Diane You will kneel before Domiguy....Haven't read your profile...You are a sub....Right?

DiurnalVampire -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 10:34:56 AM)
Domi! Your awaiting approval. Bad boy , whod you piss off? I have no problem answering questions that sound like they are actually questions and not bids for naughty stories. If you have a better reception to that sort of question at slave register, then good luck in your quest there. Far be it from us to hold you here if you arent getting what you want. DV

myobedience -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 10:53:46 AM)
Actually, before ya'll were cynically inclined to rant about the grammer, spelling, and then the cock size and his profile... i liked his orignal question. NO comment on his following remarks. But honestly, why not just answer his orginal question.... seriously it was a good one, IMHO. quote: ORIGINAL: azzmaster can anyone truly say there is anything that feels more in control than when ur dick is a mile up a hot tite asshole? or on the otha side is there anything that feels more submissive? .............. whats ur favorite way to have it, or on the otha side, be had? Here might be your first serious reply .... there is nothing more intoxicating than his right hand woven through my hair pulling with all his might as he masterfully fucks my ass as fast and as hard as he wants till i feel it up to my throat, his left hand is spanking my ass...... only to realize my ass has been spanked with his right hand, my nonverbal cue to kneel and take all the cum his balls produced as he shoves his fuckmeat straight down my aching needing throat, i swallow and smile. yes... nothing more submissive than knowing i have been his good girl as he smiles down at me in radiant pleasure. The exchange of control and obedience complete for that moment in eternity.

sexyone4you -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 10:56:30 AM)
Azz Fucker, I am still waiting for my pic. Is it coming? To the room I think our friend Ass/Thor here is now going to make me change my profile. Hehas opened my eyes to the fact that I must be a switch. When I see stupidity like this post, I just feel downright aggressive. Who can feel submissive when they read shit like this?

twicehappy -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 10:57:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: azzmaster yall like 2 play but u would be on ur knees if u were here in this room with thor pointed atcha. hataz is what yall is Doubtful, i am twice owned and extremely happy with both. Chat room speak and flaming others as well as soliciting porn do nothing to attract me.

azzmaster -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 10:57:43 AM)
u a good girl! see some people know wuts good

cjenny -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 11:00:19 AM)
If you get past the lingo, azz does have some good stuff to say in some of his posts. Thor... yes that makes me grin too. [:D]

azzmaster -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 11:03:52 AM)
jus remember thor is a god. its the perfect name for a perfect dick. does a truly large dick make me corrupt? hell nah jus " cocky"

myobedience -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 11:06:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjenny If you get past the lingo, azz does have some good stuff to say in some of his posts. i believe its ubonics or ebonics...the lingo that is (dont spell well either [8D])

DiurnalVampire -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 11:08:32 AM)
Im not saying he doesnt have plenty worth reading elsewhere. Just that THIS POST came off well on the wrong foot. Especialy for someone who DOES have useful stuff to say elsewhere. And to make everyone happy: I enjoy most things more than I do anal. If my partner isnt into it, then I dont get a thing out of it. I prefer mental control to physical, and there is nothing as exciting as getting a phone cal telling me how much someone needs to see me, and having him come over and curl up on my lap for some together time with Mommy. DV

myobedience -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 11:09:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: azzmaster u a good girl! see some people know wuts good yes thank you, but i CHOOSE not to be cynical like others ..... and i can tell you like to antagonize the cynical [;)]

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