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sensualmagirl -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 1:20:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: touchthesky the question is obvious, the op wants others to relate their favorite way to do or get anal. I don't really want to get too graphic on here myself. Don't any of you post on other forums anywhere? He just writes the way most people do who are not like middle americans or middle aged. Collarme get wayyyyyy too uptite sometimes i swear OT I'm not middle-aged, well, I don't think so anyhow... LOL. Uptight... far from it... actually find that "uptight" thing kind of oxymoronic considering what website we are on... LOL Just as you said the OP's question was obvious to you, it was not to me... not in the slightest. I really needed clarification, I was not being flip. I was sincere in my request for translation... ok, slightly sarcastic, but, well, not with malice in my heart anyhow [:D] Personally, the OP came off sounding childish, flip, not serious. And apparently, I'm not the only one who felt the same way, so, the answers to the OP came back with the same level of respect as he put into his question. IMHO, I think if you post something, you should make at least an attempt to have it be clear, with some semblance of proper grammer and spelling (there are people here that don't speak English as their first language), have it sound sincere, and coherant. I mean, we all make mistakes, hardly anyone is perfect...especially not me! Also, the person who put this post, I have noticed, does not seem to be very sincere in his replies to others. Of course, I have seen some very sincere thoughts he has posted as well, but most times they are quite flippant and therefore, I have labeled (perhaps mislabeled) him as a "jokester" -- somebody I don't necessarily take seriously. But, that does not change the fact that I didn't understand 1/2 of what this post was about. As far as his fascination with anal sex, well, it's his thing apparently... and I would love to read others thoughts on their favorite positions [:D]

JerryInTampa -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 1:25:20 PM)
It's a pitty. There is certainly the opportunity for a fruitful discussion on the intrinsic D/s aspects to various forms of otherwise 'nilla sexual play. For example: I do agree that anal carries with it a feeling of "submission taken", and oral (me recieving) carrys a built-in feeling of "submission given". When, for example, I find myself in an aggressive mood; anal sex is more likely than other forms (sometimes vaginal because I can take less care in how forcefully I start). It's a shame that such a reasonable discussion was destroied from the get-go.

FelinePersuasion -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 1:27:04 PM)
Also and this is the feeling I get only, it seems to me he's trying to present with the ebonics and slang because he's black, and that "black people talk that way" sterotype. Note I do not believe for a second all black people use slang and ebonics, but that's the vibe I get he's trying to put out.

domahpet -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 1:28:11 PM)
what is "hataz"? im laughing, but im sure if im understanding what im reading!

sensualmagirl -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 1:30:46 PM)
domahpet: I beleive "hataz" is "haters" -- i.e., we are all hate-filled, narrow minded people

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 1:36:47 PM)
black men (vanillas and BDSM) have told me before that i spoke too "white" and i wasn't "ghetto" enough. never understood what they meant by that however i would never lower my standards of thinking and speaking to please anyone. oh btw hataz = haters

domahpet -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 1:41:49 PM)
well all i know is he is an expert at soap making and scientology and those are my two personal favorite subjects.......

WhiplashSmile -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 1:43:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: azzmaster can anyone truly say there is anything that feels more in control than when ur dick is a mile up a hot tite asshole? or on the otha side is there anything that feels more submissive? my favrite is havin the subs hands tied behind and hittin it from the back while the rope is wrapped around my wrist and i m pulled up on the rope while thrustin real hard into a well greased asshole. whats ur favorite way to have it, or on the otha side, be had? Azzmaster, Yes, I can truely say there are many things which I feel more control, instead of mindlessly shoving my dick up a hot tight ass. Is your dick so long it reaches a mile high, up high towards the orbit of NASA satellites? I personally do not feel that the act of anal sex alone is very submissive or Dom. How long have you been into BDSM? You have your favorite thing and that is great. We all have our own favorite kinks. Why is your spelling so bad? I myself have several favorite ways. You favorite way, was perhaps a fantasy of mine when I was 13 years old, but I when look back to then, I realize I was young and stupid. Just another horney boy jacking off to some nasty thoughts. I have since grown to appreciate the many wonders of the world.

TxBlkMistress -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 1:48:42 PM)
why even give this jerk attention? (eye roll) he's obviously a legend in his own mind

amaidiamond -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 1:59:23 PM)
Well first off - I will answer the question, yes there are many things that make me feel more submissive than being taken anally - I am however not going to go into them so out of luck there. Secondly - please use spellcheck, you're so hard to read!

leatherorlace -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 2:00:28 PM)
I'm thinking that he's mid-stroke and typing with one finger while poundng hi pudd, but, I'm not really claivoyant, or in need of crude imagery to know that, I'm a rascal when it comes to fine asscheeks on a female, and I save My Essence and energies until her position is such that,,, blah, blah, blah. Wacky wankers and chicken chokers are having a Stroke Togther party that you might want to pencil in, on your calendar after you've washed your hands .gag, cough, urp, lol quote: ORIGINAL: sensualmagirl quote: ORIGINAL: azzmaster can anyone truly say there is anything that feels more in control than when ur dick is a mile up a hot tite asshole? or on the otha side is there anything that feels more submissive? my favrite is havin the subs hands tied behind and hittin it from the back while the rope is wrapped around my wrist and i m pulled up on the rope while thrustin real hard into a well greased asshole. whats ur favorite way to have it, or on the otha side, be had? Maybe, like myobedience said, it would be a decent question if we had the proper dictionary for what he's actually trying to say? Perhaps something that sounded a bit more heart-felt or like an actual serious question? Something seeking guidance or opinions on your preferred anal experiences? Can anyone decipher what the actual question is? Or is he just pounding his chest?

Stephann -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 2:32:21 PM)
I dislike anal sex. It's usually messy, I have to be very careful, and I don't get off on the taboo element at all. I'll take vaginal sex over anal every day of the week, and twice on sundays. Stephan

sensualmagirl -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 2:58:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl quote: ORIGINAL: azzmaster can anyone truly say there is anything that feels more in control than when ur dick is a mile up a hot tite asshole? or on the otha side is there anything that feels more submissive? my favrite is havin the subs hands tied behind and hittin it from the back while the rope is wrapped around my wrist and i m pulled up on the rope while thrustin real hard into a well greased asshole. whats ur favorite way to have it, or on the otha side, be had? translation: can a Dom/me agree with me that feel they feel more in control when they fuck their sub/slave's tight asshole? my favorite position is having the sub's hands tied behind their back with a rope wrapped around my wrist and i'm pounding them from behind. i enjoy pulling on the rope while thrusting hard into a greased ass. what's your favorite position of fucking someone in the ass ...or subs - how do you like being assfucked. hope that's better for everyone to understand Now that I have the translation, and I gave the question some thought... I will say that anal sex can be pleasurable... with the caveat that it is done with care, and when I'm "ready" (read feeling confident, clean, and preparred for it -- mentally and physically)... this can be done in many ways by both myself as well as my Master. Anal does not make me feel more or less submissive, especially since it is such a small part of our relationship -- it's more of an enhancement to an already healthy relationship. I am submissive because I give my complete trust over to my Master and I want to please him... if that includes anal, than, it does. However, I also trust that he will not do anything to seriously hurt me, including during anal. Speaking of pain during anal, there is a recent and thoughtful thread going on about tips, positions, and so on that I have enjoyed reading for some tips [:)] http://www.collarchat.com/m_833355/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm

findmedaddy -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 3:10:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail quote: ORIGINAL: puella I would suggest that perhaps a rational person might feel a smidgen more in control when they are properly utilizing the incredibly powerful tool of language as opposed to rhapsodizing about something as unlikely to bring a person real power as 'assfukking'. Puella, I never thought I would see the day that you misspelled something even if it was a quote----- no more masterbatory fantasies about you!!!!! Ron Yes, as we can all see right here, spelling is your life.

BlindDescent -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 3:19:04 PM)
Is Masterbatory the art/act of getting off fantacizing about a Master?

thetammyjo -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 3:19:10 PM)
I actually like to look my boy or girl in the eyes when I get out a strap-on and take them. I want to see their pleasure in their eyes; I want them to see mine. I also like to just use my fingers and hand, too, feeling more close to me, like I can feel his/her heart beat right on my palms.

wyldsubmissive -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 4:41:50 PM)
So I read this thread figuring it was in the humor section, and juding by the OP it should be. And here I thought I'd find champions of butt secks. mock sigh

Carrianna -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 4:41:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 How do you type so well with one hand? Made me laugh out loud!!!! Still grinning...

MsLadySue -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 4:56:56 PM)
Try typing full words, quit using slang and perhaps people will take you seriously. I doubt it though since your first and subsequent posts come across as anything but dominant. Any male that anxious to share cock pics with strangers has my vote for HNG.

HisProperty4Life -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 5:08:09 PM)
MsLadySue i totally agree with You! Sincerely, HisProperty4Life

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