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sambamanslilgirl -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 11:09:35 AM)

the Ultimate Anal Experience? i wonder if you can guarantee that in writing.

what if  the woman doesn't feel it was the ultimate experience, does she get a refund?




hobbit9sub4u -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 11:19:30 AM)

i was wondering the same thing. and let me get this straight, your penis is a god? um, may i ask of what?




TrueCalling -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 11:32:19 AM)

Maybe he's been fucked up the ass all his life, and is just glad for the role reversal...

Always and all ways,
colleen




myobedience -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 11:42:40 AM)

  i still think this was a decent question in light of the forum on who has the best ass on CM  [:@]  5 pages on who has the best ass ! [:'(]
 




touchthesky -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 11:44:15 AM)

i know a Dom that calls his dick Thor. has a leash for it too. not in new york tho. If its the same one, that is a godlike dick for real. WAy too big for me to mess with




sensualmagirl -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 12:09:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: azzmaster

can anyone truly say there is anything that feels more in control than when ur dick is a mile up a hot tite asshole? or on the otha side is there anything that feels more submissive? my favrite is havin the subs hands tied behind and hittin it from the back while the rope is wrapped around my wrist and i m pulled up on the rope while thrustin real hard into a well greased asshole. whats ur favorite way to have it, or on the otha side, be had?


Maybe, like myobedience said, it would be a decent question if we had the proper dictionary for what he's actually trying to say? Perhaps something that sounded a bit more heart-felt or like an actual serious question? Something seeking guidance or opinions on your preferred anal experiences?

Can anyone decipher what the actual question is? Or is he just pounding his chest?




Aileen68 -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 12:14:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: myobedience

  i still think this was a decent question in light of the forum on who has the best ass on CM  [:@]  5 pages on who has the best ass ! [:'(]
 


That thread was appropriately started in the Random Stupidity section.




touchthesky -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 12:18:39 PM)

the question is obvious, the op wants others to relate their favorite way to do or get anal. I don't really want to get too graphic on here myself. Don't any of you post on other forums anywhere? He just writes the way most people do who are not like middle americans or middle aged. Collarme get wayyyyyy too uptite sometimes i swear




cjenny -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 12:20:09 PM)

Wow you all are so harsh, at least he doesn't use the slashy and hyperactive caps!!
[:'(] 




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 12:21:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: azzmaster

can anyone truly say there is anything that feels more in control than when ur dick is a mile up a hot tite asshole? or on the otha side is there anything that feels more submissive? my favrite is havin the subs hands tied behind and hittin it from the back while the rope is wrapped around my wrist and i m pulled up on the rope while thrustin real hard into a well greased asshole. whats ur favorite way to have it, or on the otha side, be had?

translation:
can a Dom/me agree with me that feel they feel more in control when they fuck their sub/slave's tight asshole? my favorite position is having the sub's hands tied behind their back with a rope wrapped around my wrist and i'm pounding them from behind. i enjoy pulling on the rope while thrusting hard into a greased ass.

what's your favorite position of fucking someone in the ass  ...or subs - how do you like being assfucked.

hope  that's better for everyone to understand




myobedience -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 12:24:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: touchthesky

the question is obvious, the op wants others to relate their favorite way to do or get anal. I don't really want to get too graphic on here myself. Don't any of you post on other forums anywhere? He just writes the way most people do who are not like middle americans or middle aged. Collarme get wayyyyyy too uptite sometimes i swear


 i think you, jenny and i are the only ones who get it... its just a question and he is crucified for it...   *sigh




CreativeDominant -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 12:26:27 PM)

You know...I just can't help it.

O.K., the serious stuff first.  Yes, I do love anal fucking a submissive.  There is something entirely different in the experience.  But then, I consider vaginal fucking to be entirely different from mouth fucking.  They all add to the feeling of power when done right.

Now....on to the humorous.  Yanno...when I saw that the penis in question here was named Thor, I immediately thought of that old joke.

So Thor picks up a girl in a bar one night, takes her home and makes love to her with the mighty "love mallet" between his legs all night long.  The next morning, the lady arises before Thor and goes to the bathroom.  When she comes out of the bedroom, she sees that he is awake and smiling.
"I'm Thor!!!" says he.
She replies:  "You're Thor?  I'm tho thor, I can't even pith thtrait."




eyesopened -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 12:31:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

So Thor picks up a girl in a bar one night, takes her home and makes love to her with the mighty "love mallet" between his legs all night long.  The next morning, the lady arises before Thor and goes to the bathroom.  When she comes out of the bedroom, she sees that he is awake and smiling.
"I'm Thor!!!" says he.
She replies:  "You're Thor?  I'm tho thor, I can't even pith thtrait."


LMAO  Bravo!  i needed that!




sensualmagirl -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 12:33:00 PM)

LOL... that's funny Creative...

Thank you sambamanslilgirl for the translation!  Much, much better... I can understand.. besides the slang, I also couldn't read with that crazy font and all the bold... made me think the OP was screaming!

Aileen, very true...

Now, about this person who posted this in the first place, has anyone else noticed, this seems to be the only question, or varation of question, he ever asks?

I mean, anal can be incredible if done properly, I will give him that, but it's not the only thing in life...

Just my 2 cents.

edited to say: I'm still not sure if this person is just pounding his chest in some attempt to say "look how great I am" after all, he did name his cock Thor.




cjenny -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 12:52:35 PM)

Uhhuh myobedience , and an added sigh from me lol.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 1:03:51 PM)

you're welcome for the translation.

anal is fun and pleasurable however the way OP describes it, i would be sore for weeks.




FelinePersuasion -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 1:10:04 PM)

I would pin it up and throw darts at it, I need a good target practice item.

As an aside you want real comments try coming off as an intelligent person not as a whanker with cum all over the screen and one hand glued to his dick.
quote:

ORIGINAL: azzmaster

sexy one, give me an email addy and u won't make any more smart ass remarls when i send u my nude pix, u will be beggin for it. i




kc692 -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 1:10:30 PM)

To the OP, I have your ultimate anal experience right here, in my drawer, might even let you pick the size if you're a good boy. I wonder from all your posts, do you actually have any experience with anything else other than ass??




FelinePersuasion -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 1:13:48 PM)

now would fantaxing be the tax you have to pay on fantasies?[:D]
quote:

ORIGINAL: SCDommie

Too funny.  It is getting to the point where there is too much fantaxing going on around here than bdsm.

SCD




WhiplashSmile -> RE: the pleasures of an assfukk (2/17/2007 1:17:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

I seriously would like to know how you type so well with one hand.


Aileen, I personally thought they were typing with one finger. 

The spelling reminds of things tacked up on a refrigerator brought home from school by a little five year old.

The amount of thought and effort put into the post, leads me to wonder "what is the min IQ a person must have inorder to get online, use the internet and make a post to a message board." 






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