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FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 8:41:56 PM)
30. I am a gentleman and wont dare to try and get a kiss on the first date, but is a head job out of the question?

fairerthanshe -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 8:54:05 PM)
31. I'm the Troll your momma warned you about.

fairerthanshe -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 8:56:28 PM)
32. After all, a boy's mother is his best friend.

Thadius -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 8:57:45 PM)
33. What do you mean you are a virgin? If you weren't good enough for your daddy and brothers, I sure as hell don't want ya.

fairerthanshe -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 8:58:14 PM)
34. Well, I can see we won't be needing Magnums tonight.

Thadius -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 9:02:08 PM)
35. How handy are you with a shovel? I have some stuff that needs burying in the trunk.

FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 9:03:36 PM)
36. Could you, by chance, close your legs? The echo is driving me nuts!

Hanable -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 9:14:27 PM)
37. man ur hot.... ur place or mine? H >:)

FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 9:30:57 PM)
38. Whoa! $43.00 dinner! Sooo... you got any cash or do you like doing dishes?

Alloces -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 9:36:27 PM)
39. where did you get that sardine perfume

snappykappy -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 9:38:07 PM)
is that smell from the sewage plant or between your legs

FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 9:40:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: snappykappy 40. is that smell from the sewage plant or between your legs 41. You do realize since I am paying your fucking, right?

agoodboy -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 9:40:33 PM)
"I have a pathological fear of getting hair in my mouth."

Thadius -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 9:41:07 PM)
43. I would love to go to the park, but part of my parole prevents me from going near parks, schools, churches, retirement homes, hospitals.........

Thadius -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 9:43:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll quote: ORIGINAL: snappykappy 40. is that smell from the sewage plant or between your legs 41. You do realize since I am paying your fucking, right? I have a friend that owns a boat named "Sin or Swim" he likes taking girls for rides out on Lake Michigan...

Alloces -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 9:48:35 PM)
44. no it isn't a crab comb I just have fine hair

FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:02:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Thadius I have a friend that owns a boat named "Sin or Swim" he likes taking girls for rides out on Lake Michigan... Oh hell! I am getting a knew boat in a week or two and I am damn sure going to name it that!

FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:12:31 PM)
45. Ever been used as a human toilet?

Thadius -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:14:29 PM)
46. Mind trying these on now, I don't want to struggle getting them on after you are passed out.

minnetar -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:21:44 PM)
Scared of Masters Loki and Thadius minnetar

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