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Vendaval -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/15/2007 3:58:47 AM)
64. Like the car? It's as hot as you are babe! 65. I'm a body double in snuff films. 66. Oooohhh....look, the morgue! 67. I just lost the car keys in your cleavage. 68. Mind if I unzip my pants? I am feeling a bit gassy. 69. I have a plaster kit at home and want to make a life-sized replica of you in the nude.

RubberWitch -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/15/2007 4:30:20 AM)
30. That dress is gorgeous. Can I try it on? 31. Can I get you a drink mom..shit, I mean sis.. oh ...fuck it 32. Vanilla... that means using icecream right? 33. looking her up and down I think we need to stop by the chemist for some thicker condoms.. and chloroform

FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/15/2007 4:35:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RubberWitch 70. That dress is gorgeous. Can I try it on? 71. Can I get you a drink mom..shit, I mean sis.. oh ...fuck it 72. Vanilla... that means using icecream right? 73. looking her up and down I think we need to stop by the chemist for some thicker condoms.. and chloroform

GrizzlyBear -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/15/2007 4:13:16 PM)
I think this is the right numbering... 74. I'm allergic to condoms. Are you on the Pill, or will you take it up the ass? 75. Boy are you in luck, I just got my Viagra script refilled. 76. You're not allergic to duct tape, are you? 77. Sorry about the mess, I haven't cleaned up after the last victim.

Sinergy -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/15/2007 6:30:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subinside So.. what do you really think of clit piercing? 78. Ever felt a Prince Rupert up your ass? 79. I dont put out until you give me your ATM PIN

ana85 -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/16/2007 12:50:14 AM)
80. Is it okay if we go back to your place... my mom has been having trouble sleeping. 81. I'm a girl now what does it matter what I was before? 82. Look! I didn't mean to kill him... it just happens sometimes. 84. I'm taking you home. I know that I could turn there to get to your street, but I'm using a shortcut.

krikket -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/16/2007 11:56:10 AM)
i hate to think of the times i've actually been asked this one -- perhaps worded slightly different, but close enuff...lol cheers, jimini PS Do y'all get together and think of these things? LOL quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll 20. Do you spit or swallow?

ana85 -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/16/2007 12:14:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: krikket i hate to think of the times i've actually been asked this one -- perhaps worded slightly different, but close enuff...lol cheers, jimini PS Do y'all get together and think of these things? LOL quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll 20. Do you spit or swallow? I've gotten that one too haha. I answered honestly though. "I (blah blah blah) but not with you, have a nice day"

Thadius -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/16/2007 12:30:09 PM)
Afternoon, quote: ORIGINAL: krikket i hate to think of the times i've actually been asked this one -- perhaps worded slightly different, but close enuff...lol cheers, jimini PS Do y'all get together and think of these things? LOL quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll 20. Do you spit or swallow? To answer the question, acutally it is more about being polite, because if she spits, I would like to have some handiwipes for her personal cleanup [8D]

ana85 -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/16/2007 12:40:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Thadius To answer the question, acutally it is more about being polite, because if she spits, I would like to have some handiwipes for her personal cleanup [8D] It would probably be best to channel your inner boyscout and be prepared for anything [;)]

Thadius -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/16/2007 1:01:00 PM)
I am prepared for just about anything, it just sucks to have to use her hair to cleanup the mess on my shoes [8D]

UR2Badored -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/16/2007 5:43:15 PM)
Can I cut a piece of that off for a souvenir ? If you dont want to get undress, you must have a deep rooted self image problem that you must address if you are ever going to be normal. Honestly, no other woman has EVER not undressed for me.

MadameDahlia -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/16/2007 7:02:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ana85 80. Is it okay if we go back to your place... my mom has been having trouble sleeping. 81. I'm a girl now what does it matter what I was before? 82. Look! I didn't mean to kill him... it just happens sometimes. 84. I'm taking you home. I know that I could turn there to get to your street, but I'm using a shortcut. 85. What do you mean you're not from the Agency? 86. You're a doctor? That's great! I've been meaning to have this rash here looked at...

Hanable -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/16/2007 7:33:13 PM)
87. I've never had to go to court... well once.. but the charges were dropped. H >:)

FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/17/2007 12:57:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: UR2Badored 88. Can I cut a piece of that off for a souvenir ? 89. If you dont want to get undress, you must have a deep rooted self image problem that you must address if you are ever going to be normal. Honestly, no other woman has EVER not undressed for me. 90. I realize these reservations were hard to get... but those 4 women... for some reason... have restraining orders against me soooo we have to go.

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