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subinside -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:23:22 PM)
So.. what do you really think of clit piercing?

FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:31:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subinside 47. So.. what do you really think of clit piercing? 48. Sooo... you like whips chains and nipple clamps?

subinside -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:34:43 PM)
49. No really, it's a new piece of jewelry.. here, let me show you.

ana85 -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:36:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: minnetar Scared of Masters Loki and Thadius minnetar Scared!?!? hahaha funny as hell to me [:)] so Troll.... you keeping your boat in Michigan too? [sm=shake.gif]

FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:36:50 PM)
50. Do you have a twin sister or did I fuk you last year?

ana85 -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:37:06 PM)
50. Okay, it's time to go that's my wife coming in.

FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:38:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ana85 Scared!?!? hahaha funny as hell to me [:)] so Troll.... you keeping your boat in Michigan too? [sm=shake.gif] Nope, the new one will be here in Okiville. Slurp!

ana85 -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:40:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll quote: ORIGINAL: ana85 Scared!?!? hahaha funny as hell to me [:)] so Troll.... you keeping your boat in Michigan too? [sm=shake.gif] Nope, the new one will be here in Okiville. Slurp! Gotta love a Master that can soften bad news in such a pleasurable way ;)

FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:46:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ana85 Gotta love a Master that can soften bad news in such a pleasurable way ;) Haul your ass to Okiville. Slurp!

FukinTroll -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:50:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ana85 51. Okay, it's time to go that's my wife coming in. 52. Your nice! Not like the other 5 of my babies dady's.

Thadius -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:52:36 PM)
53. Now hold still we don't want the brand to move around. 54. Are you claustrophobic? Damn accountants gave me the wrong numbers.

MadameDahlia -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:53:36 PM)
55. I adhere to a strict policy. Spitting is when you only kinda like someone. Swallowing's how you show love. 56. Ever heard of the k9 fetish? Bruno the boxer loves when I bring a new skirt home. 57. I've got a bigger dick than my neighbor. I know because I watched him jerking off in his backyard. With binoculars.

minnetar -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:55:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Thadius 53. Now hold still we don't want the brand to move around. 54. Are you claustrophobic? Damn accountants gave me the wrong numbers. excuse me Master Thadius accountants aren't the problem minnetar

Thadius -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:56:57 PM)
What would you suggest is the problem then?

minnetar -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 10:59:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Thadius What would you suggest is the problem then? Master Thadius accountants always have the right numbers rofl (sorry this girl is one) minnetar

Thadius -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 11:01:17 PM)
Can I use that to get back the eroneous deposit that some accountants made to my account awhile back? I do enjoy decimal errors...

minnetar -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/14/2007 11:15:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Thadius Can I use that to get back the eroneous deposit that some accountants made to my account awhile back? I do enjoy decimal errors... lmao Master Thadius must have been a clerk minnetar

nyrisa -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/15/2007 3:00:26 AM)
58. Cuffs are expensive; duct tape is cheap. 59. Would you like to have some wild kinky sex, after dinner? I'll be by at 7; you should have finished supper by then.

MadameDahlia -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/15/2007 3:29:15 AM)
60. Let's talk about your profile. Domestic slave? So do you like... do windows? 61. I know all about them. The government knows about them. Invest in tinfoil. 62. You'd be surprised at what can fit inside the human mouth... 63. Are we going Dutch or did you plan to put out?

tulipgoose -> RE: Top Ten Worst Things to Say on a First Date (4/15/2007 3:36:43 AM)
64. In the quantities required between us duct tape is expensive and cuffs are cheap! ( Did anyone else see that thing on tv about that guy who makes so many things out of duct tape that he has a fake bear skin rug outta the stuff and has already designed his own casket out of it? I was kind of wondering why he didn't just decide to be mummified..... )

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