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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 4:32:39 AM

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Oh wait. Can't forget this one.

Dominant women never wear pink.

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 4:33:52 AM

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Dominant women never do their own housework, instead they all have oooodles of nekkid s-types over to do it in exchange for spankie wankies. (I think that was the term I saw for it the other day on the boards.)

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT....... other subs are getting spankie wankies for doing all the housework?

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 5:01:25 AM

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All male s-types no matter age, looks, build, background, location, quality of personal grooming & home upkeep, etc 'deserve' 20-something-year old Dommes and are total fakes when they ignore their long thought out form letters!!!

Also, I never quite know what to think when I read in someones profile that they are seeking only 'beautiful' Mistresses. Defined how? My boy thinks the world of me other think me quite average. I can't help but think that when I see that they mean porn or lad mag quality beauty.

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 5:22:12 AM

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LadyPact,

    Great Idea, Great Thread, Outstanding Work From Everyone, About to Blow a Gasket Laughing, This Is Very Funny and Cool, Thank You.

    Hope All Are Well,

    lilsubrt

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 5:26:49 AM

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We need an equal time thread: myths about male subs!

They all want to be eyeballs deep in sweaty, smelly, feet...(except that it really does seem like so many do

). That and they all make enough money to tribute and those who don't are suck wanky fakers!

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 5:33:54 AM

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ORIGINAL: lilsubrt

LadyPact,

   Great Idea, Great Thread, Outstanding Work From Everyone, About to Blow a Gasket Laughing, This Is Very Funny and Cool, Thank You.

   Hope All Are Well,

   lilsubrt

It has turned out to be fun for the most part, hasn't it? I'm so glad so many have chosen to participate, have a bit of a laugh, and enjoy each other's company.

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 5:47:03 AM

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All Pro-Domme Women used to be auto-mechanics.
Empty Your Pocketsies.. Your going to pay alot for this Muffler Little Boy!!

Pictures of Cocks in email get thrown away by all Real Domme's. (actually the truth is She Prints the picture and goes to the bar and tapes it up on the Ladies Room Wall.. For a Good Time Call)

All Doms are truck drivers and enjoy long distance relationships.

All Real fem Domme's enjoy age play.. and like to be called "Mommy" not Mistress..

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 5:48:53 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyLupineNYC

We need an equal time thread: myths about male subs!

They all want to be eyeballs deep in sweaty, smelly, feet...(except that it really does seem like so many do ). That and they all make enough money to tribute and those who don't are suck wanky fakers!

Oh geez! I can literally hear DC grumbling in his sleep on that one!

LOL. Start it up!

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 6:16:59 AM

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Dominant Women LOVE form letters. I KNOW this to be true.

Dominant Women are all FemDommes. And none of you know what the words "Functional" and "Femme" mean when put together.

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 6:31:27 AM

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The toilet fetish one is my favorite; I've heard that a few too many times and I'm only a switch!

And BoiJen, your sig line made me giggle. :)

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 6:36:41 AM

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No Dominant Female is ever as Dominant as Her male counterpart.

No Dominant Female is married because men only marry submissive Females.

All Dominant Females force their male subs/slaves to cross dress and suck another males cock.

All Dominant Females force their male subs/slaves into chastity until their balls fall off.

I have one question..Where did all these misguided beliefs come from?

~Lashra

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 6:37:04 AM

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ORIGINAL: Rasvim

The toilet fetish one is my favorite; I've heard that a few too many times and I'm only a switch!

And BoiJen, your sig line made me giggle. :)

If you go to the polls and other random stupidity forum you can find my fan club thread and read the explanation, if you'd like.

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Future ruler of the Universe (serving MsK)

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 7:36:17 AM

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myth: That various states of undress inherently suggests or implies an easy nature of the domina.

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 7:47:43 AM

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and of course ALL Dominant women always have "more" pics of themselves in suggestive, revealing poses (including bare breasts and genitals) to send to inquiring male subs LOL

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 7:55:24 AM

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All Dominant Women want a list provided on first contact telling Her exactly what turns Her newly devoted submissive on - so she can keep him under control of course!

All Dominant Women are lazy, uncaring, housewives whose husbands are cheating on them because they are lazy and uncaring.

All Dominant Women were born with entirely too much testosterone and do not know how to be feminine. They try entirely too hard to be men and that is why they all want to force submissive men to suck their strapons and want their submissive men in panties and bras.

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 8:09:28 AM

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"and of course ALL Dominant women always have "more" pics of themselves in suggestive, revealing poses (including bare breasts and genitals) to send to inquiring male subs LOL"

You got that right pretty woman!!!! Ignorance is a b*tch, I know. Usually, I prefer "ignorance is the bane of the world," but that seemed a little too gestalt for this (pun intended).

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 8:39:29 AM

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The things I miss by signing off early---you got to all the best ones already!

Dominant women have lots of female friends that they can pimp out when they're not available! (I get this one all the time---"do you know any other mistresses?")
Dominant women have lots of MALE friends that they can pimp out, too! Because all those sub guys are hot for cock. And all us gals are happy to send our friends off to fuck strangers, right?
Dominant women are so hot to play that they will just say "Sure, come over!" to anyone who writes them.

Francine, whose toybag is a pink floral Hello Kitty backpack!

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 8:48:01 AM

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My gearshift to the highway of life is not in the shape of a cock.

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 9:30:28 AM

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ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici

My gearshift to the highway of life is not in the shape of a cock.

Then what the hell is that thing in my car???? Yes... I did pick up a hitchiker...

< Message edited by Lockit -- 3/23/2009 9:31:02 AM >

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RE: The Myth Debunking Thread - 3/23/2009 9:48:53 AM

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All Dommes want a naked malesub running around her house doing chores - no strings attached of course
All Dommes have a dungeon filled with Medieval torture devices
No real Dommes ever have anything get in their way of torturing and humiliating a malesub (kids, work, parents, etc. real Dommes don't have those)
Real Dommes have no interest in the sub as person - he is just a thing with which we amuse ourselves
Dommes are never hurt if the relationship with a sub comes to an end, because after all we all cold callous bitches anyway

I am sure there are more......

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