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SlaveFanny -> EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 11:48:53 AM)

I have been instructed to write this info by my owner.

My owner has come up with a new idea and a little more unusal,
She push hard boiled eggs up my ass and I have to hold onto them as long as posible.
She has great fun watching me as I try to go about my chores with no panties on and fighting hard not to lay an egg.
If I lay an egg I gets 10 wacks of her cane for each egg and if I can hold on for an hour I get rewarded by allowed to eat the eggs directly as they come out of my ass. I am not allowed to clean them.

Her record to date is puting 20 eggs inside me and my record is keeping 8 in for an hour.

By the way no matter I still have to eat the eggs, as she says waste not want not.

Hope you find this usefull idea



Slave





kalikshama -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 11:50:16 AM)

Can someone please link to the potato chips thread?




JstAnotherSub -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 11:51:03 AM)

I find it dangerous and sickening, but, wtf do I know.




kalikshama -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 11:52:35 AM)

TWUE Doms use raw fertile eggs: http://www.collarchat.com/m_707770/mpage_1/tm.htm




poise -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 11:53:31 AM)


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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

Can someone please link to the potato chips thread?


This gives a whole new meaning to Lays. [:'(]
http://www.collarchat.com/m_3973483/mpage_1/key_pringles/tm.htm#3973572




OsideGirl -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 11:54:04 AM)

I find it unsanitary.




Hillwilliam -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 11:55:11 AM)

I'll never watch "Cool Hand Luke" again.




kalikshama -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 11:56:13 AM)

Thanks poise!




Yachtie -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 11:56:59 AM)

Is this some sort of a yoke? [8|]




OsideGirl -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 11:57:55 AM)

quote:

What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.




poise -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 12:00:09 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SlaveFanny

Hope you find this usefull idea



This idea was very useful in determining that your owner cares very little about your health.
Since you're an adult and have consented, I wish you good luck and happy roosting.




Moonlightmaddnes -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 12:01:27 PM)

I really did not want this image in my head but now it is there. Um Yuck.


That sounds dangerous to me but then again I have some pretty serious tummy issues so anything anal sounds dangerous to me.




kalikshama -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 12:02:30 PM)

Clearly, you're going to need to spell out WHY it's unhealthy...




poise -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 12:04:11 PM)

High cholesterol!




Hillwilliam -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 12:12:50 PM)

I wonder if the eggs are peeled before they get pushed up in there. Even if they aren't, that's a seriously loose sphincter to prevent breakage.




JstAnotherSub -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 12:16:12 PM)

I dare yall to click here.




tameeks -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 12:16:12 PM)

I wish I could unread this shit.




JstAnotherSub -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 12:24:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: tameeks

I wish I could unread this shit.

Go to the ruin a wish thread and ask that, maybe it will happen!




kalikshama -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 12:26:43 PM)

Pfft, that's nothing, I learned about vomlets this year courtesy of the Rolling Stone article mentioned here: http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2012/03/dont-read-about-dartmouths-fraternity-pledging-while-eating/50471/




DarkSteven -> RE: EGGS UP SLAVES ASS (6/25/2012 12:51:53 PM)

They still aren't going to hatch that way.




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