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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/5/2007 1:43:40 AM   
angelslave77


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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/5/2007 2:31:02 AM   
mons


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i am so glad it did come out but all he had to do was sit ont the toielt and it would had cocame down just but the force of gravity . i can just see how scare he was poor thing. great post amd i will remember to check all things

take care

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/5/2007 6:20:11 AM   
Aubre


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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/5/2007 6:25:41 AM   
SeeksOnlyOne


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aubre

"every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you"


omg i spewed coffee

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/5/2007 6:54:21 AM   
stella40


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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sUz2OulZ-q4

How many toys can just come apart
And still be used as toys
How many toys can fill up the holes
Of certain submissive boys
And how many cracks can appear on the side
Until they can't be fixed with Gloy
The answer it seems is a dildo in the bum
The answer is a dildo in the bum

How many things can you do to a sub
Before he starts to panic and shout
And how many times have we gone ahead and played
Without checking the equipment out
And how many things can we insert into holes
And be worried they might not come out
The answer it seems is a dildo in the bum
The answer is a dildo in the bum

So how many times can a strap on be used
Before it starts to fall asunder
And if you managed to glue the parts together
How much would it be shorter
And is this sound advice to check anything
Anything you would use on a bottom
The answer it seems is a dildo in the bum
The answer is a dildo in the bum

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/5/2007 12:53:00 PM   
FavoriteGuy


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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/5/2007 3:11:33 PM   
RosaB


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Status: offline 		And here I was feeling a bit quilty for laughing before even opeing this thread.   Well, at least I wasn't planning to CRACK any jokes.  Butt the thoughts that went through my mind for package warning lables.  I'll just keep them tucked up far away where they can't reached.   I'm a bit anal like that ya know.

Rosa

< Message edited by RosaB -- 7/5/2007 3:14:56 PM >

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/5/2007 7:07:53 PM   
DianeB269


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I wanna thank all of you for all the very funny replies. I think he will bummed out when I make him read this thread.


I'm such a bitch


Diane

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/5/2007 7:15:56 PM   
MySweetSubmssive


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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/5/2007 8:56:39 PM   
WayHome


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Hey - am I on my own here?

You should all know by now, you only get out what you put in.

E


Or else it's all gone to shit.

Leto

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/5/2007 9:30:44 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Wow.  That guy really got the greasy end of the stick!

Yours,


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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/6/2007 2:41:18 AM   
FlaPlaya561


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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/6/2007 1:01:49 PM   
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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/6/2007 6:36:05 PM   
smilinguy


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Status: offline 		Well, at least he didn't break wind too.

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/6/2007 9:00:07 PM   
MySweetSubmssive


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OK, I'd pay to see that ...

MSS

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/6/2007 10:43:15 PM   
rob425


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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/6/2007 11:11:35 PM   
MistressLucyK


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MissDiandSirHugh

quote:

ORIGINAL: DianeB269

I called him about an hour ago and asked him if he was ready for another session.
You can guess what his relpy was.


Diane


We are wondering if his reply was something along the lines of "Sorry Mistress i am a bit stuffed right now so please just break a piece off and i will take it home with Me"


wasn't until I got to MissDiandSirHugh that I totally lost it .. so funny ..

mental note ... must check all strapon'S for cracks and if this should happen to me in the future .. I MUST REMAIN CALM!!

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/7/2007 12:42:38 AM   
GoddessKai


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Status: offline 		Thanks, now I have cherry coke all down My shirt. *makes a mental note to make sure there are cracks in Her strapon sometime*

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/7/2007 5:32:09 AM   
bringmetomyknees


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Status: offline 		Using a corkscrew???? At least it won't break off, but man I bet it will hurt.  Joking!

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/7/2007 10:08:58 AM   
ocilla


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  • Life isn't worth living unless you are willing to go for borke sometimes.
  • At least he is broken in now


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