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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/9/2007 5:59:27 PM

DianeB269

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That's funny cuz, I really wanted to take him to the ER so, I could humiliate him even more.
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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/9/2007 6:35:12 PM

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That's funny cuz, I really wanted to take him to the ER so, I could humiliate him even more.
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Make up your mind....

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/9/2007 6:49:36 PM

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All I can picture with this scenario is bereating him for breaking the toy while quietly having a minor panic, being annoyed and thinking to myself "damn I liked that toy!" and maintaining my Domly composure and trying to contain his panic (all at once). I agree that an anal speculum is a good idea, I will get myself one just in case I have the luck to lose something onwards and upwards (or perhaps I just like having another excuse to buy more toys).
Did I say luck.. ?? well there ARE 2 kinds of luck.. but its entirely possible that I would be laughing my ass off and have no composure whatsoever thinking oohhh what disasterous fun!!.
HEY, maybe he couldve tried that, if he laughed his ass off.......... could it have come off with said ass?
And worst case scenario its a trip to the er that would go down in your personal history, and hopefully give the staff some fun to keep them in good spirits.

if he wont replace the toy might I suggest you call him a tight ass

thanks for the food for distraction
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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/9/2007 9:14:32 PM

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Fast reply

I was humping his ass pretty damn hard, I looked down and all I saw was a set of balls hanging off my harness.
I started laughing and couldn't stop. He was running saying "i can't go to the ER like this, get it out of me"
By then I was on the floor.

Diane

Hmmmm...could have been worse...could have been a toy car (for any fans of Jackass, the Movie).

But seriously...that must have scared the crap out of him!

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/9/2007 9:30:07 PM

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Is he a waiter that was just trying to keep the tip?

OMG, now that was funny.

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/10/2007 9:10:53 AM

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Through all of this I saw one appropriate response. Ladies please remember you are also supposed to be the comfort and control of your sub/slave/bottom. He probably was terrified that it wouldn't come out. Depending on the way it broke, if it had a vey blunt edge it may not have passed. This might have caused a trip to the local emergency room to have it removed. I assume you would have accompanied him and since you are the dominant partner, he could have remained quiet while you explained everything to the physician. While he may endure humiliation in his scenes noone wants to face this in the Vanilla world. Is a dominant relationship only about abuse and humiliation or is there supposed to be support for the sub? Is it only funny when it happens to men or would it be equally humorous in a fem on fem situation?

Foss this would have been funny no matter if the bottom had been male of female. You're gettign to wrappe dup in our humor towards this. The situation is funny and one most of us have never heard or experienced before. Yeah it was a serious situation, but it was also a quite funny one. It was an ER trip free moment so it becomes something to laugh and pass on. My own male pet found it quite funny.

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/10/2007 9:43:10 AM

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Too - a sub can easily take some worry out of the equation and get a speculum themselves for such a situation. I understand that there is a "code" that a Domme will have a first aid kit etc., but if I were a sub - I sure as hell would make certain that I had my own set of toys and first aid supplies to my liking. I recall on another post a Domme saying that for each person she plays with she requires them to get a harness and the dildos. She holds on to the equipment for the life of their relationship and when they part ways she often gives them their package as a parting gesture. Thus no chance of cross contamination etc. I think that is a great way to go. Add a personal speculum for each and let the breaking begin!

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/10/2007 9:26:43 PM

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ORIGINAL: fossil

Through all of this I saw one appropriate response. Ladies please remember you are also supposed to be the comfort and control of your sub/slave/bottom. He probably was terrified that it wouldn't come out. Depending on the way it broke, if it had a vey blunt edge it may not have passed. This might have caused a trip to the local emergency room to have it removed. I assume you would have accompanied him and since you are the dominant partner, he could have remained quiet while you explained everything to the physician. While he may endure humiliation in his scenes noone wants to face this in the Vanilla world. Is a dominant relationship only about abuse and humiliation or is there supposed to be support for the sub? Is it only funny when it happens to men or would it be equally humorous in a fem on fem situation?

It had to happen, we had to get a crybaby to complain, that all us women were having too much fun with this. Please, get off your pulpit, and relax, we care about the men and/or women that give us their trust and we take care of them. And, YES, I said men AND women, the same amount of respect and comfort.

Ms. Wicked

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/11/2007 3:24:45 AM

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Too - a sub can easily take some worry out of the equation and get a speculum themselves for such a situation. I understand that there is a "code" that a Domme will have a first aid kit etc., but if I were a sub - I sure as hell would make certain that I had my own set of toys and first aid supplies to my liking. I recall on another post a Domme saying that for each person she plays with she requires them to get a harness and the dildos. She holds on to the equipment for the life of their relationship and when they part ways she often gives them their package as a parting gesture. Thus no chance of cross contamination etc. I think that is a great way to go. Add a personal speculum for each and let the breaking begin!

Hi Ma`am, so it was his fault for not replacing the toy sooner

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/11/2007 10:28:14 AM

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Too - a sub can easily take some worry out of the equation and get a speculum themselves for such a situation. I understand that there is a "code" that a Domme will have a first aid kit etc., but if I were a sub - I sure as hell would make certain that I had my own set of toys and first aid supplies to my liking. I recall on another post a Domme saying that for each person she plays with she requires them to get a harness and the dildos. She holds on to the equipment for the life of their relationship and when they part ways she often gives them their package as a parting gesture. Thus no chance of cross contamination etc. I think that is a great way to go. Add a personal speculum for each and let the breaking begin!

Hi Ma`am, so it was his fault for not replacing the toy sooner

Well arn't you the smart cheeky one - I had not even thought of that! Sticking your tongue out at me huh? If you were here before me, I'd of grabbed that tongue and held on till you came up with something better to do with it. tsk tsk ;-)

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/11/2007 10:30:37 AM

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Indeed Ma`am, thankfully i am a quick learner and a "look" or "Excuse me" puts me back in my place.