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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/7/2007 12:17:47 PM

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OMG, I'm laughing so hard I can barely type! Butt I'm going to recommend you invest in an anal speculum for those treasure hunting expeditions. Might as well add a little humiliation to his discomfort.

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/7/2007 8:28:52 PM

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Latex aren't the only toys that will crack and break. I've had a Vixen Creations silicone dil split off at the base. The company claimed it was "improper storage". What was I to do, store it in someone's ass so the pressure was off of the base flange? LOL

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/7/2007 8:36:19 PM

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OK. This is a fucking funny thread. Hahahahaha.

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/7/2007 8:52:24 PM

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OMG, just when I think it's over...there's more...LOL Spewed Dr Pepper this time

You guys are killing me....

Poor guy has to be the butt of all these jokes

oooook, I couldn't help it...lol

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/7/2007 9:46:36 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

The other evening, strap on tied
I took my subby for a ride
But soon we heard this eery snap
That sent him into quite a flap
"Its broken off!" he moaned and cried
And sure enough it was inside
I could have laughed, but that were cruel
Instead I searched round for a tool
To extricate it, get it out
But all his running had no doubt
Loosened it, and out it popped
Straight onto the floor it flopped
The lesson here is check your toys
Before you use them on your boys

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I don't think I have laughed this hard in a long long time!!

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/8/2007 6:40:10 AM

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Fast reply....

I made him read this whole thread lastnight....He said "all of you have a very twisted sense of humor"

Thanks for all the awesome replies.

Diane

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/8/2007 9:10:23 AM

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hehe glad we meet with approval

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/8/2007 6:12:29 PM

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ORIGINAL: DianeB269

Fast reply....

I made him read this whole thread lastnight....He said "all of you have a very twisted sense of humor"

Thanks for all the awesome replies.

Diane

Diane, our sense of humor may well be twisted, but You're the one that "twisted"
the strap-on in his butt and broke it off.......... LMAO

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/8/2007 6:28:08 PM

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ORIGINAL: DianeB269

I love it!!!!

I thought about using a corkscrew.

Diane

LOL...I was thinking cockscrew...
The poor lil subby...lol

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/9/2007 2:36:19 AM

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Are you sure you didn't use a drilldoe?

(waiting for my ice cream to melt away)

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/9/2007 5:19:06 AM

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Come on, Diane. Tell Us if he laughed just a little when he read the thread.

Anal Lube...... $5.00
Internet connection..... $40.00
Strap on..... $70.00

Having the strap on break off in his ass, posting the thread, and having him read it........ PRICELESS!

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/9/2007 5:31:26 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Come on, Diane. Tell Us if he laughed just a little when he read the thread.

Anal Lube...... $5.00
Internet connection..... $40.00
Strap on..... $70.00

Having the strap on break off in his ass, posting the thread, and having him read it........ PRICELESS!

LMAO!!! I just got done reading everyone's posts...and My sides ache from laughing. Thanks for the much needed giggles everyone! And LadyPact: how true!!
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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/9/2007 6:03:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Come on, Diane. Tell Us if he laughed just a little when he read the thread.

Anal Lube...... $5.00
Internet connection..... $40.00
Strap on..... $70.00

Having the strap on break off in his ass, posting the thread, and having him read it........ PRICELESS!

He was laughing alright but, he was also bummed out that I posted it for you all to read.

Lets see if I can do it again later today

Diane

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/9/2007 7:51:43 AM

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How about attaching an emergency cord to a dildo for easier removal?
We have strings on tampons after all.

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/9/2007 10:27:06 AM

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I know I mentioned Diane's post to a subbie I am experimenting on - he did not laugh at all. He got all worried about how to get the broken piece out. To get him to calm down I had to promise him that if that ever happened to him that I would get it out somehow without doing any damage or having to send him to the ER. He said if he had to go to the ER he would pretend to be deaf and dumb. LOL And then like the little slut that he is he asked me if Diane was in the area.

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/9/2007 2:02:57 PM

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ORIGINAL: DianeB269

He was laughing alright but, he was also bummed out that I posted it for you all to read.

Lets see if I can do it again later today

Diane

I am glad he laughed a bit. One of the best qualities that a person can have is finding the humor in things. Especially those things we see in ourselves.

Or, broken off in ourselves..... As the case may be.

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/9/2007 5:48:29 PM

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Through all of this I saw one appropriate response. Ladies please remember you are also supposed to be the comfort and control of your sub/slave/bottom. He probably was terrified that it wouldn't come out. Depending on the way it broke, if it had a vey blunt edge it may not have passed. This might have caused a trip to the local emergency room to have it removed. I assume you would have accompanied him and since you are the dominant partner, he could have remained quiet while you explained everything to the physician. While he may endure humiliation in his scenes noone wants to face this in the Vanilla world. Is a dominant relationship only about abuse and humiliation or is there supposed to be support for the sub? Is it only funny when it happens to men or would it be equally humorous in a fem on fem situation?

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/9/2007 5:54:35 PM

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Through all of this I saw one appropriate response. Ladies please remember you are also supposed to be the comfort and control of your sub/slave/bottom. He probably was terrified that it wouldn't come out. Depending on the way it broke, if it had a vey blunt edge it may not have passed. This might have caused a trip to the local emergency room to have it removed. I assume you would have accompanied him and since you are the dominant partner, he could have remained quiet while you explained everything to the physician. While he may endure humiliation in his scenes noone wants to face this in the Vanilla world. Is a dominant relationship only about abuse and humiliation or is there supposed to be support for the sub? Is it only funny when it happens to men or would it be equally humorous in a fem on fem situation?

That's funny cuz, I really wanted to take him to the ER so, I could humiliate him even more.

Diane

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/9/2007 5:56:24 PM

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ORIGINAL: DianeB269

Lastnight, 10 minutes into a strapon session/scene my strapon broke off in my subs
butt. He started going crazy cuz, I couldn't get it out right away. I told him to relax.
He did and it fell out.

To make a long story short, check latex starpons for cracks around the base of it before play begins.

Diane

(This is EXACTLY the reason I keep my attorneys phone number in my wallet).

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RE: It broke off in his butt - 7/9/2007 5:57:37 PM

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That's funny cuz, I really wanted to take him to the ER so, I could humiliate him even more.
Diane

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