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10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/27/2007 12:43:01 PM   
LotusSong


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Add your own :)

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/27/2007 1:03:39 PM   
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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/27/2007 1:05:04 PM   
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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/27/2007 1:31:28 PM   
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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/27/2007 1:57:43 PM   
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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/27/2007 2:05:15 PM   
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Is it hot in here, or is your ass just giving me a raging hard-on? 

Heaven called, they said you're wicked hot and you should suck my dick. 

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/27/2007 2:13:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Damocles809

Heaven called, they said you're wicked hot and you should suck my dick. 



    ROFL...
Anyone got any windex? I just spat soda all over My computer screen.

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/27/2007 2:28:31 PM   
HotFaerieMama


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i'm standing in line at a concert and this dude behind me asks me if i wanna go fuck... and yes it did work.. and he was hott tooo

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/27/2007 2:51:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: HotFaerieMama

LOL.. how's this..

i'm standing in line at a concert and this dude behind me asks me if i wanna go fuck... and yes it did work.. and he was hott tooo


Oh that's so fun.  Where did you actually wind up fucking him?

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/27/2007 2:54:43 PM   
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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/27/2007 3:01:03 PM   
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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/27/2007 3:28:49 PM   
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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/27/2007 4:24:42 PM   
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Usually when I'm flirting, I like to take the lead, but not tonight. so.. if you're into that, we'll have to swing by my place to pick it up.

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/27/2007 5:12:47 PM   
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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/27/2007 6:25:13 PM   
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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/27/2007 6:29:55 PM   
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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/28/2007 8:58:48 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks

"I'm gonna have you anyway when I get home tonight, so you might as well come along."


LMAO! nice.

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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/28/2007 9:44:47 AM   
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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/28/2007 9:47:54 AM   
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Status: offline 		That shirt is very becoming on you.
Of course, if I was on you I'd be cumming too.





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RE: 10 Worst Pickup Lines - 9/28/2007 9:48:53 AM   
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