RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM

RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity

Message

BlackKnight -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 4:44:13 PM)
What's your sign? Mines dominant KNEEL! You know you came here to get laid, so let's do this! Your in luck, the hottest thing in here left, and your right next to me. You'd look really good, bound, gaged, and my cock up in your ass!

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 7:23:11 PM)
I don't have much room for a man in my life........but you look like you might squeeze in.

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 8:04:00 PM)
your a sub I'm your master now so kneel

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 8:43:38 PM)
We were meant for each other! You have a neck, and I have a collar.

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 9:52:48 PM)
do your pants have a mirror on them? because i can see myself in them.

chellekitty -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 11:09:55 PM)
nice boots....wanna beat me?

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 11:12:16 PM)
you have great hands....they would look much better bound above your head

KMsAngel -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/3/2007 12:59:59 AM)
so, i have all this packing tape left over. wanna help me use it up? [:D]

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/3/2007 5:58:41 AM)
if i growl in your ear will you follow me home

trappedinamuseum -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/3/2007 7:02:44 AM)
Sci....I like the first one...the second one...not so much. grins "Hiya...wanna be my bad cop tonight?"

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/3/2007 7:14:28 AM)
miss license and registration please

trappedinamuseum -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/3/2007 7:15:49 AM)
flutters eyelashes Oh Officer, I'm so sorry, I must have forgotten it at home...can't you let it go just this once?

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/3/2007 7:17:39 AM)
lmao oh my god i heard that so many times lmao......ugh lol. here kitty kitty kitty

trappedinamuseum -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/3/2007 7:19:40 AM)
Sadly, that line still works to get me out of tickets.... purr

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/3/2007 7:26:11 AM)
lol purring works on me just fine lol. lets see a bad pick up line...hmmmmmmm great dress that will look real good balled up on my floor.

trappedinamuseum -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/3/2007 7:32:04 AM)
Do you like pina coladas? And getting caught in the rain?

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/3/2007 7:34:37 AM)
lol ooooooooo bad song lyrics lol. lets see. oh it must be dark out cause all the stars are in your eyes

MissHarlet -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/3/2007 7:35:56 AM)
I havent had an erection in years ... but with you ... I know that wouldnt be a problem... want to help cure me ?

MissHarlet -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/3/2007 7:37:58 AM)
and yes I actually had that one tried on me ....stupidity is real !

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/3/2007 4:34:47 PM)
There's a party in my pants, and you are invited.

Page: << < prev 8 9 [10] 11 12 next > >>

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

0.0390625