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cuffnspankme -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 10:32:03 PM)

Me, I do a body good, wanna find out how good?




scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 10:34:07 PM)

cream of some young guy?




cuffnspankme -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 10:35:50 PM)

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 10:39:38 PM)

i welcome you with a closed mind and open legs[sm=banana.gif]




scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 10:39:57 PM)

rotflmao...now tha was funny......
so you want 12 inches?.......cool will 7 do




cuffnspankme -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/1/2007 10:42:36 PM)

The word of the day is legs, spread it.




scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 2:52:21 AM)

would you fuck me for a million dollars.......okay now that we have that established.......how about 20?




divi -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 5:21:18 AM)

i lost my # can I have yours ?




scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 5:23:14 AM)

oh yea that ones always bad lol.....
ever seen footprints on a ceiling?......well your about to




TankII7871 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 5:24:25 AM)

The doc gave me this little blue pill  ya want to try it out?




divi -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 5:38:11 AM)

whats your sign ?




scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 5:40:07 AM)

must be a cloudless night cause i can see the stars in your eyes




divi -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 5:41:08 AM)

is your dad a baker? cause you have a great set of buns




scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 5:42:39 AM)

rotflmao ooohhhhh thats just bad......lol

did it hurt when you fell from heaven?




divi -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 7:46:54 AM)

can I borrow  a quarter to tell my mom I just met an angel




trappedinamuseum -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 7:48:53 AM)

Hi, nice shoes.  Wanna fuck?

And before you ask, yes someone has said that to me.




divi -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 7:50:09 AM)

- loves that one..

hey nice shirt wanna fuck ?




trappedinamuseum -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 7:52:33 AM)

oooh....good one.

Do you know karate?  Cuz your body's kickin.




divi -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 7:54:26 AM)

nice outfit would look better tossed all over my floor




trappedinamuseum -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 7:57:29 AM)

Yes!  I finally surpassed vanilla!

Suck me bitch always works for me...




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