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divi -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 7:59:17 AM)
lol Cum is good for the skin & hair ( made that one up but im sure someone has tried it lol )

trappedinamuseum -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 8:01:41 AM)
Well, actually, I think it has protein in it so it probably good for the hair. God, I'm a nerd. Do you have any Irish in you? No....would you like some?

divi -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 8:07:07 AM)
hungry? Would you like some Italian sausage ?

trappedinamuseum -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 8:10:06 AM)
This is actually a line from a porn I have watched "Would you like to come in for coffee Doctor" "I would love to" They go inside. Once inside, she turns to him and says, "I'm sorry Doctor I don't have any coffee beans". "Oh" he says as he turns to leave. "Would you like a blowjob instead?"

divi -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 8:16:47 AM)
lol in the movie duets goes something like this How would you like to pay for this? She says, I don't have any money but would be an honor and pleasure to suck your dick

trappedinamuseum -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 8:26:55 AM)
Hmmm...wonder if that would work. It beats charging. Hi...wanna be my baby daddy?

GoldStallion -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 8:29:26 AM)
Hey, have you ever thought about having your picture taken, naked? (Fuck off / snigger / yeah / SLAP) Come on, I have the rest of your family, yours and the dog will complete the set.

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 1:17:57 PM)
It's late, and you'll do.

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 1:24:50 PM)
you want to be my wife for the weekend?

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 1:30:58 PM)
I'd love to be the next ex-Mrs. You. smiles and steals the credit card*

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 1:42:11 PM)
your so hot i want you to be my next ex-wife

cuffnspankme -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 1:52:50 PM)
Cum here often? No? Do you want to?

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 1:53:59 PM)
nice ass needs a handprint on it.

cuffnspankme -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 1:57:03 PM)
Would it scare you if I asked you to pull my hair and spank while you did me doggy?

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 1:58:24 PM)
hey its ladies choise night...cuffs or rope<weg>

cuffnspankme -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 2:02:44 PM)
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 2:21:27 PM)
Can you help me find my heart? I lost it the moment I saw you.

MistressK1964 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 2:38:29 PM)
If you promise not to get emotionally attached.....you may kiss My ass.

beargonewild -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 2:58:12 PM)
I hope you know CPR...cuz you took my breath away.

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/2/2007 3:36:19 PM)
Hey, look here. points down This is a C__T......know what's missing? U......N. (you in)

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