RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM

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HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/3/2007 4:40:30 PM)
I rather like the plain and simple approach wanna fuck ??

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 11:10:42 AM)
Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!

divi -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 11:11:11 AM)
nice shoes wanna fuck ?

nyrisa -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 11:15:35 AM)
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

scifi1133 -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 11:16:47 AM)
hi whats your name....well nevermind lets just fuck.

divi -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 11:33:51 AM)
is that a sock in your pocket or you just happy to see me

Lumus -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 2:07:24 PM)
Your ass looks to be about a size "My cock".

iammachine -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 3:59:00 PM)
is that your protocol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? [:D]

Lumus -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 4:01:02 PM)
Would you like to read a lost chapter of the Bible, where it says you have to suck me off?

iammachine -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 4:17:19 PM)
awww it's so cute

Lumus -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 4:18:53 PM)
If I take my false teeth out before the oral you'll be on cloud nine!

iammachine -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 4:36:23 PM)
you'd make a sexy klingon! (i've gotten this one...)

BlackKnight -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 4:39:13 PM)
I am a sexy Klingon! Hell at conventions and special occassions where Klingons attend I scare Klingons!

iammachine -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 4:43:24 PM)
(to a dom) I'd love to negotiate a scene with you, there's just something about you that really brings out my dominant side! Ah, the joys of being a switch.

BlackKnight -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 4:44:55 PM)
wanna powerplay?

cuffnspankme -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 4:59:15 PM)
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

RazorJAK -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 5:00:03 PM)
You have beautiful eyes. May I touch them?

Lumus -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 5:56:23 PM)
I'm really a woman.

divi -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 5:58:26 PM)
nice shirt wanna fuck ?

Lumus -> RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM (10/4/2007 6:06:13 PM)
Mind if I check out your panties to see if they're Scratch 'n' Sniff?

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