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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/12/2007 3:22:42 PM

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Dear Kinky Abbey,
I have chosen a name on CM that just isn't me . I need a strong dominant woman to control me, discipline me and in general guide me. If she's got big titts that would help.
What shall I do ?

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/12/2007 4:24:39 PM

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change your name to seekingbigtittedMistress? not sure how far that would get you tho she might not take you too seriously slaveseeksMistress and profile reading I need to be disciplined and controlled by a woman who is strong and has big knockers. Their size is in direct correlation with my level of servitude. lol or something along that line

seeksfemslave definitely does not point to needing a Domme.

Now, I would be tempted since I do have big breasts but alas, I lean toward the sub/slave side not the Domme side. Darn the luck

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/12/2007 4:33:03 PM

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Why didnt I think of that.
My question was serious and I am losing sleep over the matter.
With regard to my name I was just trying to be bold. I should have been true true to myself.
Thank you any way Abbey. .

ps I notice your titts are quite splendiferous...if I may say so.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/13/2007 9:44:41 AM

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splendiferous what a wonderful word thank you

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/13/2007 6:41:46 PM

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How do you get throu all of these email and find a real person? so many men just want to role play. they will never relocate.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/14/2007 1:13:11 AM

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Dear Kinky Abby.
(this is a serious one, and im going to repost it in another section in case it doesnt belong here)
recently its come to my attention that a former friend of mine and my master has been arrested . we havent spoken and have cut off all contact to this person due to an incident that happend between himself and me. upon learning the charges against him were simmeler to what he put me through i have tried to contact the police. ive not heard from them yet though. im suffering a large amount of guilt because i feel that if i had come forward sooner i might have prevented this from happening to someone else. please help. i dotn know what to do.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/14/2007 3:13:32 PM

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Dear Kinky Abby.
(this is a serious one, and im going to repost it in another section in case it doesnt belong here)
recently its come to my attention that a former friend of mine and my master has been arrested . we havent spoken and have cut off all contact to this person due to an incident that happend between himself and me. upon learning the charges against him were simmeler to what he put me through i have tried to contact the police. ive not heard from them yet though. im suffering a large amount of guilt because i feel that if i had come forward sooner i might have prevented this from happening to someone else. please help. i dotn know what to do.

Don't feel guilty about it. Your going forward then may have prevented it or may not have. What you can do now is go to the police because what you say will help the other woman's case. The main priority is making certain he doesn't do it again. To me guilt is a useless emotion only good for keeping people down. You can do something about him now so please do it. You'll feel better and save her and others from further harm.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/14/2007 3:16:42 PM

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How do you get throu all of these email and find a real person? so many men just want to role play. they will never relocate.

It's very hard to find the real thing online. If you are unable or unwilling to relocate it may take a bit longer but it will happen. You have to take your time and get to know one another and find out if things are real before ever considering relocation of either party. Seems if you take your time the liars and pretenders give themselves away.

On a more funny note: just find them, beat them over the head with a club, put them in permanent bondage and keep them in your basement dungeon forever lol.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/14/2007 3:31:59 PM

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Dear Kinky Abby
I value your advice so much I now have a confession to make : I quite like to wear ladies underwear.
Does this mean I will rot in hell ? I am so confused.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/14/2007 4:43:31 PM

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Dear Kinky Abby
I value your advice so much I now have a confession to make : I quite like to wear ladies underwear.
Does this mean I will rot in hell ? I am so confused.

only if you have pantylines lol
Is it my advice you value or the "splendiferous" titties?

seriously I would like to avoid deciding the final resting place of your eternal soul and will refrain to starting a debate over different religious beliefs.

I think, personally, go by your own conscience. If you like it and it makes you happy then do it. It doesn't hurt anyone.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/17/2007 10:28:08 AM

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What is this? No more questions? No I feel asleep during a caning and my Dom is pissed. What was wrong with that? No serious or fun questions? Come on give me some good challenges here. I need some.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/17/2007 1:55:15 PM

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Awww, since you asked....

Dear Kinky Abbey,

I have decided to become a switch. How do I talk my current Dom into submitting to me?

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/17/2007 1:58:50 PM

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Oh...I forgot one...

What type of play do you recommend with a can of paint, a baseball, and a ceiling fan?

You did, after all, ask for more questions...

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/17/2007 2:10:58 PM

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Awww, since you asked....

Dear Kinky Abbey,

I have decided to become a switch. How do I talk my current Dom into submitting to me?

From a GREAT distance......
or

Drug him, tie him securely and have it it, but understand it is probably a one time thing.

You could try saying," hey it's your turn to be tied up and flogged," or" on your knees "but I would be near an exit.

Seriously, you are setting yourself up for failure if he has not shown interest in it to date. Most that call themselves Dominant are not switches or they would bill themselves as such.

I'd rethink my position or start seeking release and looking elsewhere, if you are serious.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/17/2007 2:20:28 PM

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Oh...I forgot one...

What type of play do you recommend with a can of paint, a baseball, and a ceiling fan?

You did, after all, ask for more questions...

I'd suggest play in a basement or shed you don't care about. I guess you could, if you are into the splattered look, decorate the bedroom or dining room or living room and furniture. You could do it in a room where you are going to make a kid's rec room.

I'd check the kind of paint before putting it on the baseball depending on where it is to be used. You could attach it to the ceiling fan and position the sub to where it smacks a good area every time it circles.

If it's the right kind of paint body painting could be fun. You could get artistic and use your body to paint the walls or a new carpet pattern or new bedspread pattern.

Paintbrushes can be fun.

I would not suggest inserting the baseball unless it can be attached to a string to pull it out or the emergency room team will have a good laugh. (I've been party to interesting things found in interesting places in ER and the comments that arise)

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/17/2007 4:03:24 PM

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Dear Kinky Abbey, I write this plaintive little missive seated in the local police station with my skirt awry and tears rolling down my cheeks.
I took your advice and decided to cross dress in my heels, short satin skirt, blonde wig and a tight sweater covering my Bra padded with condoms filled with water.
Quite fetching I looked too even if I do say so myself.

I accidently found myself in the local Red Light district where I simply asked a passing hunk if he had the time of day and Bingo I got a arrested for soliciting.
On return to the police station I noticed a female police officer is giving me some rather peculiar looks .
If I survive what shall I do ?

Not only that one of the condoms burst as I struggled to make a quick getaway . Life can be so unfair at times.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/17/2007 4:20:30 PM

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dear kinky abby,
my Mentor and my Tamer both want me to try my hand at topping.
i am a bodyguard and bouncer at a local titty bar, but have never topped anyone.
beating people up is just a job to me and my lifestyle choice is pleasure.
how do i combine them without going too far?

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/17/2007 9:35:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

Dear Kinky Abbey, I write this plaintive little missive seated in the local police station with my skirt awry and tears rolling down my cheeks.
I took your advice and decided to cross dress in my heels, short satin skirt, blonde wig and a tight sweater covering my Bra padded with condoms filled with water.
Quite fetching I looked too even if I do say so myself.

I accidently found myself in the local Red Light district where I simply asked a passing hunk if he had the time of day and Bingo I got a arrested for soliciting.
On return to the police station I noticed a female police officer is giving me some rather peculiar looks .
If I survive what shall I do ?

Not only that one of the condoms burst as I struggled to make a quick getaway . Life can be so unfair at times.

Tsk Tsk a girl should never let tears ruin the makeup and omg never ever let your skirt go awry. We must maintain appearances.

I take it since you posted here, you survived. You could share your misadventures.

I would never have used waterfilled condoms to pad a bra and I suggest buying a better brand if one burst.

I also suggest hanging out in a better neighborhood since you seem unaware of the clues you were in such a seedy neighborhood.

Maybe save the crossdressing for home or clubs maybe a stroll at the park. Didn't your mother warn you never talk to strangers?

The female officer could have been fun lol Did she have splendiferous tits?

PSSST did you ever think of buying a watch?

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/17/2007 9:41:07 PM

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dear kinky abby,
my Mentor and my Tamer both want me to try my hand at topping.
i am a bodyguard and bouncer at a local titty bar, but have never topped anyone.
beating people up is just a job to me and my lifestyle choice is pleasure.
how do i combine them without going too far?

you scare me. you beat people up for a living? oh my

Well you can always have your Mentor and/or Tamer present at all times to keep you from getting carried away.

Remember the subs/slaves were not the ones grabbing the girls, getting on stage, or starting fights unless of course you told them to. They are innocent and only want the pain for discipline and/or pleasure.

Remember they are at your mercy.

If you really feel the need to haul off and beat someone then just go to work and sent a sub in to stir things up so there is trouble. Then you can get out your serious aggression on those deserving and reward the sub later with some lighter pain etc.

Oh and remember if you answer to your Mentor and Tamer, they could take you in hand and serve up what you just served to another so keep in mind to treat them as you'd like to be treated.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/18/2007 3:28:45 AM

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Dear Kinky Abby

I am a Dom with will power. To much will power. I am also almost always right. When I say almost always, I mean 99.999999% of the time. It isn't that I am not willing to hear someone else's side of things, it is that I make informed decisions based on facts, and can back up anything I decide on. I rarely say anything without thinking it through. This has the positive reaction that I usually inspire trust in my decisions. It also has a way of making my partners feel stupid. We handle our discussions in an open manor, and I do listen to the other side of things, but it is typically my partner who changes her view, not me. This tends to cause a two fold effect. First it makes my partner not want to discuss their opinions with me, because they feel like they will never be right, because I am never wrong. Second it makes them feel frustrated with me. My last relationship ended after three years in part to this. I am still friends with that ex, but she warns the people I date about me never being able to be wrong. I want to keep my partners happy, but I can not admit to being wrong if I am not actually wrong. Faking an argument to be wrong would hurt the trust put in me in several ways. How do I keep my partner feeling like her opinions are important to me, keep her from being frustrated, and not loose any respect or trust?

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