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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/22/2007 12:09:35 AM

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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

Dear Kinky Abby
I luv you madly
What shall I do. I am marrying that nasty policewomen tomorrow the 20th Oct
Please help me .
seeks

adding: if Iowa really exists I think I might be able to find my way there to meet you I just know you like me. Is it near Alabama ?
This is fate Abby, bigger than both of us. Let us accept our destiny come what may.

WHAT????????????? I thought you loved ME. That's the only reason I slept with you. You bastard!!!

Oh my my my. It appears we had a player in our midst. Perhaps we both were duped Miss Magnolia. We may have to seek our due recourse after deliberating long and hard for what is most appropriate.

I thought he loved me too, alas, he was another manipulator of emotions.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/22/2007 12:12:49 AM

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By the way, my apologies for taking so long to answer these posts but even Dear Kinky Abbey has um physical needs to attend to.

They were very very well attended to I might add.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/22/2007 12:13:37 AM

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Pffttt I HATE HIM NOW. Oh yes, let's put our heads together and REALLY make him suffer

as we have suffered

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/22/2007 12:14:57 AM

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Dear kinky Abbey

A friend and I have been played by the same man. He doesn't seem to love either of us. He took advantage of our love for him. How do we make him suffer?

MissMyHeartIsBroken.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/22/2007 12:19:48 AM

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Dear kinky Abbey

A friend and I have been played by the same man. He doesn't seem to love either of us. He took advantage of our love for him. How do we make him suffer?

MissMyHeartIsBroken.

I'm wondering what his new Domme wife would say if she knew.......hmmmm

Wonder if there is a way to find out. I'm certain she looks at his mail????

He deserves to suffer a bit I would think.

Shhh this is one of the voices Dear Kinky Abbey would never ever advocate violence or revenge

or would she????

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/22/2007 6:02:43 PM

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Dear Readers,
I have some sad news. Seeks has decided to impose his own punishment. He has chosen the life of celibacy and that of a monk.

He continues to declare his devotion. He will always hold a special place in my heart.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/22/2007 7:31:30 PM

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Well I hope he get's housemaids knee from all that kneeling, and I hope his bits drop off.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/22/2007 10:03:33 PM

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Well I hope he get's housemaids knee from all that kneeling, and I hope his bits drop off.

Aren't the monks the ones who wear horsehair shirts and self flagellate? I'm certain his knees will suffer from overuse and his "bits" from non use.

No women. No sex. No anything.

Guess revenge has been attained. He'll certainly be suffering and twice as badly if his new Domme wife gets him.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/22/2007 10:15:54 PM

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Dear Kinky Abbey, i've been invited to visit a Dom friend in New Orleans. what should i do upon meeting Him?

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/23/2007 2:37:36 AM

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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia
Well I hope he get's housemaids knee from all that kneeling, and I hope his bits drop off.

MsM you have such a lovely face too, how can you be so nasty ?
I will remember you when performing my devotions and my ablutions.

Ms Abby perleese, compassion and forgiveness at all times.
Isnt that right ?

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/23/2007 2:55:58 AM

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WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I'll never forgive you. You broke my heart. And my bed. And my leg (I TOLD you I coulldn't do that position)

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/23/2007 5:53:59 AM

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Dear Kinky Abbey,

Recently " a law enforcement friend" married a man she met online. Come to find out he's been playing around with other women behind her back. He is currently wearing a maid's uniform and locked in a cage in my.... I mean her basement. How long do you think the punishment should last for his sorry, two, or is that three- timing ass? By the way, he looks real purty on his knees, sniveling and crying... make that begging... to get out. He said he's learned his lesson... but I... I mean she doesn't know if he can be trusted.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/23/2007 6:25:16 AM

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Dear Kinky Abbey,

After rearranging all my stuff that I recovered from the trash, I skipped the bar that night to instead head to the library and read up on anything BDSM related like you suggested. A little off track for a bit, I do admit that having the women use me as an anal toy was fun, but not in an aggresive or violent way as my past experiences were. After reading the books, I thought of myself a switch instead, since I still want to try this 'dom' thing. I found quite a good amount of books to refer too, and decided to take those home for studying.

Yet something odd was going on at the Library that I only figured out what was happening when I got home and looked online. Any women there were 'teasing' more: Winking when I looked at them, pinching/slapping my butt, and a few demanded my phone number and address. I was a bit confused at first, though I remained silent to the treatment as I carried the books home. Its when I got online that I figured out that the women that I met in my past experiences (Deranged Chihuahua, Ex-sub, and 'Machine' girl) had made an account on collarme.com with my picture in submissive poses and stating that I will be the perfect slut for all women. There was pictures of me in cages, abused by 'the Machine', and even a modified version of that tattoo on my ass saying "Property of _____", where any dom can write their name on the line with a marker to claim me for a few nights, then trade me off to the next woman.

I've had several different phone calls from different women demanding to know if they can come over to be my 'sub'. I don't know how to take down the false information on the website, and I need help to clarify my name!*

-Silvar

*:(Man, its getting hard to figure out how to continue this shtick. lol)

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/23/2007 7:36:56 AM

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure
Dear Kinky Abbey,
Recently " a law enforcement friend" married a man she met online. Come to find out he's been playing around with other women behind her back. He is currently wearing a maid's uniform and locked in a cage in my.... I mean her basement. How long do you think the punishment should last for his sorry, two, or is that three- timing ass? By the way, he looks real purty on his knees, sniveling and crying... make that begging... to get out. He said he's learned his lesson... but I... I mean she doesn't know if he can be trusted.

Well I hope that you...err I mean she treats that undoubtedly misunderstood soul better than that bad bitch who came into my life is treating me.
I am confident Kinky Abby will have the right answers.

Silvar: I have visted the kind of "library" you describe. Didnt you find it odd that the librarians only wore their underwear and were carrying whips.

MissMagnolia: I thought OZ women could get into any position.and do anything. Certainly wrestle puny Poms like me to the ground !

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/23/2007 12:06:33 PM

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Dear Kinky Abbey, i've been invited to visit a Dom friend in New Orleans. what should i do upon meeting Him?

Ok More info needed. How good a friend is he? How well do you know him? have you got the safety calls, emails etc in place? Where would you be staying? etc I need more on that.

Otherwise a hello would be good you dont have to drop to your knees at the airport although in private if he desires and you are to serve as his for that time it would be appropriate.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/23/2007 12:13:21 PM

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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia
Well I hope he get's housemaids knee from all that kneeling, and I hope his bits drop off.

MsM you have such a lovely face too, how can you be so nasty ?
I will remember you when performing my devotions and my ablutions.

Ms Abby perleese, compassion and forgiveness at all times.
Isnt that right ?

Compassion and forgiveness are the way to go as much for ourselves as others. Revenge is a two edged sword often damaging ourselves worse than the other party.

I would however suggest much time in prayers and changing behaviors to not repeat such transgressions.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/23/2007 12:17:16 PM

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WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I'll never forgive you. You broke my heart. And my bed. And my leg (I TOLD you I coulldn't do that position)

Ok hon I know it hurts. We've all been there. Please take time to forgive because if not you will simply perpetuate the pain and keep the incident alive. It will cause you difficulties in future relationships, keeping you forever a victim of this.

I'm hoping the bed and more importantly the leg have been able to be fixed.

Put him behind you. Forget him and find someone more suited to you. I'm certain there are men who won't trifle with your emotions out there.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/23/2007 12:24:38 PM

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Dear Kinky Abbey,

Recently " a law enforcement friend" married a man she met online. Come to find out he's been playing around with other women behind her back. He is currently wearing a maid's uniform and locked in a cage in my.... I mean her basement. Nice slip there, freudian perhaps? How long do you think the punishment should last for his sorry, two, or is that three- timing ass? How long has he been there? By the way, he looks real purty on his knees, sniveling and crying... make that begging... to get out. He said he's learned his lesson... but I... I mean she doesn't know if he can be trusted.

I don't believe in prolonged punishments. I do however believe once they prove that they are not trustworthy, there should be limits as to activities and constantly knowing where he is and maybe being locked off the computer.

Does she believe he has learned his lesson? If the untrustworthy behaviors continue it may be time to turn him loose. Or is he doing it for attention and to earn the punishments?

Or just cage him and break him until you can reprogram him. Not sure how a mindless robotic sub appeals to you?...

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/23/2007 12:28:38 PM

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Ok we have proven group think theories once again. lol Talk about working a story. Maybe we should work on a book lol.

I have to go but will return to finish answering all these wonderful posts. My voices are tired and they need to visit the therapist lol.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/23/2007 12:31:26 PM

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Dear Kinky Abbey
This is my first time writing to you. Since I'm really shy not sure what to do. I have a really big crush on this guy. He is dreamy I tell you !!! But he isn't too quick if you catch my drift. I'm trying to be subtle with my flirting. I was thinking of slipping a ruffie in his drink. Do you think that would be wrong?????

Sincerly,

Confused Divi

ps... even sent pics of various body parts of mine...

< Message edited by divi -- 10/23/2007 12:41:28 PM >

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