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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/27/2007 9:21:51 PM

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I might be able to figure it out. How would you prove you are not me? We should get a pic of us together somedaylol.

First of all, that someone thinks you and I are the same person either says scary things about me, or scary things about you. I wonder which, lol. Getting a pic of us together would be difficult. Who would hold the camera?

Um the groundhog? the crazed raccoon? The crazy guy with the ducks? Silvar, since he's in the area? Maybe um my son? If he can be torn away from his "entertainments." lol

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/28/2007 11:44:18 AM

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Remember the crazy guy with the ducks is my brother. I'd ask him, but he's busy with his own ducky business. Your son seems to have his hands full with his own entertainments, as you put it. I'm going to get ahold of the city council and find out where they are filming the remake of Deliverance. I figured we've scared Silvar long enough, poor guy will probably never come to Iowa again. He's seen the Duck Man, a giant raccoon, and a movie set he thinks is real. Shall we tell him that it was just an elaborate hoax put on for his benefit? It was all in simple fun you know.

Dear Kinky Abbey,

I have tortured my UM horribly chasing him around the house with an imaginary caterpillar in my hand (sometimes it's handy to have all these critters nearby). I am hoping he will grow to have a good, if twisted, sense of humor, but I fear I may have just scarred him for life. Do you have any advice for me?

*Edited because my fingers are faster than my brain today. Or is that every day?

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/28/2007 11:55:36 AM

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Remember the crazy guy with the ducks is my brother. I'd ask him, but he's busy with his own ducky business. Your son seems to have his hands full with his own entertainments, as you put it. I'm going to get ahold of the city council and find out where they are filming the remake of Deliverance. I figured we've scared Silvar long enough, poor guy will probably never come to Iowa again. He's seen the Duck Man, a giant raccoon, and a movie set he thinks is real. Shall we tell him that it was just an elaborate hoax put on for his benefit? It was all in simple fun you know.

Dear Kinky Abbey,

I have tortured my UM horribly chasing him around the house with an imaginary caterpillar in my hand (sometimes it's handy to have all these critters nearby). I am hoping he will grow to have a good, if twisted, sense of humor, but I fear I may have just scarred him for life. Do you have any advice for me?

*Edited because my fingers are faster than my brain today. Or is that every day?

Well I've been worried about him for some time. I think you need to keep tormenting him to a degree. It will make him more able to handle what comes up later. He will definitely be warped when he grows up. lol You know my kids, my son. You know how weird their senses of humor are. So still want my advice? lol You do need to be nicer sometimes to him. You need to find additional outlets for y our entertainment lol.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/31/2007 10:34:50 AM

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Dear Kinky Abbey,

Why is it that I get a ton of messages telling me that I'm just the perfect slave and they will treat me wonderfully and when can we meet up.... but as soon as I ask for a picture, they stop messaging me?

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/31/2007 5:57:01 PM

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Dear Kinky Abbey,

Why is it that I get a ton of messages telling me that I'm just the perfect slave and they will treat me wonderfully and when can we meet up.... but as soon as I ask for a picture, they stop messaging me?

I would hazard to guess that they are players, not real. They are either women or men who don't want to be seen because they want the fantasy world that is the internet. They don't want reality. You need to wait for one who is not hiding. If you hit it off after talking awhile, they should be willing to provide a pic. If they are not, I would say move on.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 11/13/2007 9:52:50 PM

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Did all of the funny and creative people jump off a cliff somewhere? Leave collarme? Come on folks this was getting very fun. Join in.

We can handle serious issues as well.

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