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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 1:19:27 AM

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wow well then thats even better there love<weg>

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 2:03:26 AM

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While Ive threatened to lock my husband/sub/slave out naked if he does not obey "The contract of service. He knows me well enough that I will do it and could lock him out at anytime. We live many miles out of town> He would have a long walk into town in his birthday suit along a dirt road

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 2:08:52 AM

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Please be kind enough to throw his shoes out as well. He deserves that at least.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 4:21:00 AM

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Please be kind enough to throw his shoes out as well. He deserves that at least.

Preferably the 7" stilletto heels with the thin straps around the ankles

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 5:35:10 AM

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I'll never forgive you. You broke my heart. And my bed. And my leg (I TOLD you I coulldn't do that position)

Put him behind you.

That's how I broke my leg in the first place!!!

However, I will not allow my broken heart to turn to a bitter, sad place. I WILL love again!! Tomorrow is another day!!

Thats the spirit MsM. May I recommend you learn if you dont already know the words to that feminist anthem I Will Survive by Glorious Gaynor so that when you have necked you usual daily amount of the Amber Nectar you can give a fine rendition of the song raising two fingers to all those worthless men who are driven by the the need to calm their trouser snakes. The louses!

I'm good at this aint I ?

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 5:47:36 AM

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I'll never forgive you. You broke my heart. And my bed. And my leg (I TOLD you I coulldn't do that position)

Put him behind you.

That's how I broke my leg in the first place!!!

However, I will not allow my broken heart to turn to a bitter, sad place. I WILL love again!! Tomorrow is another day!!

Thats the spirit MsM. May I recommend you learn if you dont already know the words to that feminist anthem I Will Survive by Glorious Gaynor so that when you have necked you usual daily amount of the Amber Nectar you can give a fine rendition of the song raising two fingers to all those worthless men who are driven by the the need to calm their trouser snakes. The louses!

I'm good at this aint I ?

i'm thinking good enough to start your own thread ....

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 5:50:04 AM

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You are right Divi but me and Abby have an arrangement lol
Rules are made to be at least bent NO?
Dont like to say"Abby and I" it sounds pretentious

Just noticed you have made 2500 odd posts in about 6 weeks. Is that true ?

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 5:54:16 AM

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You are right Divi but me and Abby have an arrangement lol
Rules are made to be at least bent NO?

yes they are ! so bend ummmmm ! I mean its nice to hear a male opinion

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 5:58:39 AM

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You are right Divi but me and Abby have an arrangement lol
Rules are made to be at least bent NO?
Dont like to say"Abby and I" it sounds pretentious( sounds more like you are dating lol )

Just noticed you have made 2500 odd posts in about 6 weeks. Is that true ?

lol yes it is !!!

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 6:05:27 AM

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post whore.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 6:06:23 AM

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 6:07:11 AM

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domi i love you !

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 10:33:35 AM

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Divi may be a post whore but we love her for it

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 11:47:01 AM

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hugs up the hot mama lol

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 1:00:53 PM

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Dear Kinky Abbey
This is my first time writing to you. Since I'm really shy not sure what to do. I have a really big crush on this guy. He is dreamy I tell you !!! But he isn't too quick if you catch my drift. I'm trying to be subtle with my flirting. I was thinking of slipping a ruffie in his drink. Do you think that would be wrong?????
If he's shy and a bit slow, you need to be more obvious. Like go up and grab him and say hey I want you and want to...(fill in the blank).... with you. Can always slip him a ruffie and drag him home but be careful about cops there.

Skip the subtlety. Say "hey I'm interested in having sex with you. do ya wanna?" and go from there. If that doesn't work lure him in somewhere and hold him captive until he is yours.

Sincerly,

Confused Divi

ps... even sent pics of various body parts of mine...

thanks!!! I'm gonna just be blunt and tell him lets fuck!!

Please let us know if it works lol. I'm certain it will as he is a man.

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 1:03:22 PM

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Don't worry.. all the saftey protocals will be in place.. i'll be visting for a weekend.. and i'll be staying at His house.. i was thinking that upon arriving at His house.. i would drop to my knees as soon as we were in the door..

Could always through in getting naked before you drop to your knees.... just a thought

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 1:08:29 PM

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WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I'll never forgive you. You broke my heart. And my bed. And my leg (I TOLD you I coulldn't do that position)

Put him behind you.

That's how I broke my leg in the first place!!!

However, I will not allow my broken heart to turn to a bitter, sad place. I WILL love again!! Tomorrow is another day!! Bravo. Yes it is Scarlet lol.

Divs darlin, why haven't I been sent some nudie pics?

Shouldn't Dear Kinky Abbey be the recipient of some of these pics????? lol

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 1:13:05 PM

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While Ive threatened to lock my husband/sub/slave out naked if he does not obey "The contract of service. He knows me well enough that I will do it and could lock him out at anytime. We live many miles out of town> He would have a long walk into town in his birthday suit along a dirt road

Do you live somewhere really cold? Might help him pay attention a bit better. Barefoot or very uncomfortable or embarrassing shoes would be good as well. Maybe leave the collar on? I have this vision of making him crawl through mud, or on gravel or through snow with his "friend" dragging through the cold snow. lol Maybe I am a bit sadistic lol

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 1:16:43 PM

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You are right Divi but me and Abby have an arrangement lol
Rules are made to be at least bent NO?
Dont like to say"Abby and I" it sounds pretentious

Just noticed you have made 2500 odd posts in about 6 weeks. Is that true ?

Oh Seeks, you would never abandon me would you? That would just break my heart and ruin me for men forever. Then the women would truly have to worry. Bent rules hmmmmm. Luv ya Seeks lol

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RE: Dear Kinky Abbey - 10/24/2007 1:19:13 PM

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I'm trying to figure out how you make time to make that many posts. I'd have to give up sleep, but I don't sleep anyway. I'd have to give up work, but need the money. I'd have to give up fun/sex, but that would make Abbey a very very evil woman. So, guess I'll take my time lol.

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