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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/1/2012 5:16:02 PM

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Granted! But you infinite supply causes you to "fly" to 30,000 feet, where you are sucked into the inlet of a 777.

I wish the damn squirrels would leave the bird feeder alone!

Granted, the squirrels leave the bird feeder alone, but now they're going after everything in the backyard destroying it because they can't reach the bird seed anymore.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/2/2012 11:05:39 AM

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Granted! But you infinite supply causes you to "fly" to 30,000 feet, where you are sucked into the inlet of a 777.

I wish the damn squirrels would leave the bird feeder alone!

Granted, the squirrels leave the bird feeder alone, but now they're going after everything in the backyard destroying it because they can't reach the bird seed anymore.

You forgot your wish!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/2/2012 11:18:25 AM

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ORIGINAL: hlen5

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

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Granted! But you infinite supply causes you to "fly" to 30,000 feet, where you are sucked into the inlet of a 777.

I wish the damn squirrels would leave the bird feeder alone!

Granted, the squirrels leave the bird feeder alone, but now they're going after everything in the backyard destroying it because they can't reach the bird seed anymore.

You forgot your wish!

it was in the post before, she posted while somebody else posted making pooh's late

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/2/2012 11:24:42 AM

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Granted, you have an endless supply of Diet Red Bull, but you get so addicted you rob a convenience store and get arrested for holding up a convenience store for stealing chocolate bars because you now crave sweets.

I wish my sweetie wasn't in England on a business trip so we could finally meet.

granted, he comes home and you realize hes a ZOMBIE! BWAA HAA HAA

sorry

i wish a deck of cards was more sturdy

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/2/2012 10:46:12 PM

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Granted. You get your deck of sturdy cards. So sturdy, in fact, that you can't even shuffle them.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/3/2012 5:00:11 AM

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Granted, but the only photos you remember are of mug shots of your children, mother and father.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish... or go to work today.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/3/2012 1:42:27 PM

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Granted, you don't have to make a wish, and don't have to go to work. But today is the day the uber bosses show up, notice you're not there and since they're aliens beam you up to their spaceship to be probed. And not in a good way!!

I wish this migraine would go away!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/3/2012 5:18:53 PM

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granted, your migrain goes away. but now that your head isn't hurting, you notice all your other ailments.

i wish those pesky mosquitoes would stop biting me.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/4/2012 7:22:53 PM

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Granted, you don't have to make a wish, and don't have to go to work. But today is the day the uber bosses show up, notice you're not there and since they're aliens beam you up to their spaceship to be probed. And not in a good way!!

I wish this migraine would go away!

Granted...your migraine went away, but they had to perform a pre-frontal lobotomy to accomplish this, so you are now a wimpering, snivelling, simpleton.

I wish this ankle pain would lighten up.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/4/2012 10:03:41 PM

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The ankle pain "lightens up" alright.... the docs do a amputation from knee down and GRANTED the ankle pain is no more..... well, if you don't count the "ghost" pain lots of folks have.

I wish for new "sneakers," or "gym shoes" or whatever they call 'em now adays. Correct fit, able to get them on and off..... inexpensive, durable.... AND the mice don't chew on them at all. (They did so over the winter which is why I need a new pair.... ARRGH! Guess who's coming to dinner? A special treat for them, I assure you . KAH-SNAP! )

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/4/2012 11:07:56 PM

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alright, granted, but the only reason the mice dont chew on them is they have built in mice traps that automatically set themselves every time you take them off. so every time you put them on they hit your fingers

i wish mcdonalds fries didnt taste so damn good, i want them and they make me sick :(

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/7/2012 11:36:24 AM

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Granted. McDonalds changes the oil they use for their fries. They don't taste as good now, so they don't tempt you. BUT another chain improves their fries until they're the best you've ever tasted. Now you crave this chain's fries and they make you sick. So you're really not any better off...

I wish a nice root beer float would just magically appear right now.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/7/2012 9:02:11 PM

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Granted . . . like magic, Captain Kirk materializes in your living room and he is drinking a root beer float. You ask him to share it but he refuses while shouting "Scotty, beam me up" . . . and poof, just like the PriceLine Negotiator, he is gone forever.

I wish my shoulder would stop hurting. I overdid it in the gym today.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/8/2012 1:20:36 AM

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Granted, your shoulder is no longer hurting, in fact, you can feel nothing at all, you have completely lost your sense of touch, taste, smell and pain. Blowjobs are nowhere near as rewarding now...

I wish work would give me a payrise...

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/8/2012 2:15:12 AM

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granted! you get a 15% increase then you get laid off because expenses are too high and this new machine can do your job

i wish the weather would cool down just a little

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/8/2012 4:17:05 AM

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Granted, the weather cools down, but it keeps getting colder until it's decided an ice age is descending on us and it's creating steel tornadoes that wipe out entire cities (I swear I have to stop watching these stupid movies).

I wish the crows wouldn't wake me up at 5am and not let me get back to sleep. Don't they ever take a day off?

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/8/2012 1:37:29 PM

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Granted. A rare disease comes through your area and kills all the birds, including the crows. They no longer wake you up at 5 A.M. However, the stench of the decomposing birds is far worse than the noise the crows were making.

I wish I could take a nap and didn't have housework to do.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/8/2012 2:18:38 PM

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Granted! You snooze the afternoon away, dreaming of bronzed adonis men who are at your beck and call. Waking from your slumber, you find your house has been disassembled and you are in an empty lot.

I wish I had superpowers

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/8/2012 10:03:08 PM

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Granted, though your "superpowers" were invented by a mad scientist who "gave" them to you via certain injections and... whatnot. Good luck trying to figure them out! Or get rid of them.

I wish I didn't have to sleep alone tonight... on my birthday... again.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/9/2012 5:23:27 AM

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Granted, you don't have to sleep alone on your birthday, you're kidnapped by aliens and they do probes of every opening you have then return you home in the morning. You can't remember and can't figure you why you're sore.

I wish the weather would stay in the mid to upper 70's instead of this yo-yo stuff we've had since April.

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