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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/10/2012 9:47:46 AM   
Bill41


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Status: offline 		Granted the weather is now in the mid to upper 70's 365 days of the year all over the world. This leads to zero snowfall and a worldwide drought and the melting of the polar regions flooding every major coast in the world.

I wish for world peace.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/10/2012 1:38:26 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Granted, world peace reigns. It got that way by the super powers all hitting the big red button at the same time and wiping the planet free of all people.

I wish I had an e-reader instead of trying to read a book from my cell phone.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/10/2012 2:06:26 PM   
Bill41


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Status: offline 		Granted you now have a brand new kindle e-reader from ebay . However letters are in cyrillic script and you cannot read the books or use the device.

I wish i had some nice new itialian leather dress shoes to go with my new suit.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/10/2012 3:34:04 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Granted, you get the pair of nice new Italian dress shoes. But it's a sting for counterfeit shoes, you get caught up in it and are arrested and prosecuted.

I wish I could afford to buy more buddhas, the kind with the big belly, their smiling faces put me in a good mood. I want a HUUUUGE one!!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/10/2012 5:17:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ok, granted. You are able to buy a HUUUUGE new buddha, however... it is so humongous you can't fit it through your door, so now you have a gigantamongous (new word ftw?) buddha lawn ornament which I'm sure ALLLLL the neighbors will be REALLLLLLYYYY happy you bought.

I wish I were taller.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/10/2012 5:33:12 PM   
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/10/2012 6:03:08 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

Ok, granted. You are able to buy a HUUUUGE new buddha, however... it is so humongous you can't fit it through your door, so now you have a gigantamongous (new word ftw?) buddha lawn ornament which I'm sure ALLLLL the neighbors will be REALLLLLLYYYY happy you bought.

I wish I were taller.


Granted. You hear of a new experimental drug that may increase height. You agree to participate in the trial. However, the drug works MUCH better than expected and you are now 7 ft. tall. You have to duck to clear doorways and have trouble finding a car you'll fit into.

I wish it would actually rain here instead of just thundering.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/10/2012 8:26:57 PM   
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I wish that my collection of 6,000 pieces would organize itself and that there is a data-base for it.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/14/2012 7:49:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		The collection of 6,000 pieces did magically organize itself. Then you met a sub who generously volunteered to enter all of the pieces in a database. You were thrilled. You were not so thrilled, however, when thieves broken into your home and stole the entire collection a few days later.

I wish Blue Bell red velvet ice cream did not have any calories (instead of 200 calories in a 1/2 cup serving).



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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/14/2012 9:20:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		Granted, there are no more calories. But there's also no flavor either so it doesn't matter what flavor ice cream you eat, all tastes the same.

I wish I could finally figure out how to make my wireless router work so I could take my laptop into the bedroom where it's cooler.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/14/2012 1:01:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted. The router works and the laptop runs faster than ever. As soon as you sit down and get comfy in the bedroom, the ac pops and smokes and quits working forever.

I wish I didn't feel so damn batshit crazy for the last week or so.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/14/2012 10:49:56 PM   
hlen5


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Status: offline 		Granted. You now feel ape-shit crazy!

I wish my "expansive mood" wasn't wasted on the PC!!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/16/2012 9:03:21 AM   
Bill41


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Status: offline 		Granted your expansive mood is now wasted on watching reality TV.

I wish my wish my weekends could be relaxing.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/16/2012 5:06:57 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Granted, your weekends are relaxing. But that's because you spend the entire time sleeping from such rough weeks at work!

I wish the heat would break and I could sit in my living room for longer than an hour.



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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/16/2012 8:08:41 PM   
imdmb


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Status: offline 		ooh! i got it! granted, the temp broke... the thermometer! mwahaha! and now youve melted into your couch and cant leave

i wish james cameron had thought of something better then unobtanium. i mean seriously. he had almost two decades where the script sat in a desk so... come on james, really, we love you we do but...

wow, these posts keep getting away from me

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/17/2012 12:43:40 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Granted, your weekends are relaxing. But that's because you spend the entire time sleeping from such rough weeks at work!

I wish the heat would break and I could sit in my living room for longer than an hour.


Your wish is granted!

It's just such a pity that you no longer have legs. They were so pretty!

I wish the bastards hiding the method of discovering software keys from me would just tell me how to find them.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/24/2012 12:48:07 PM   
Bill41


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Status: offline 		Your wish is granted whoever everything you type is in the cyrillic alphabet.

I wish the weather was cooler

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/24/2012 5:41:31 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Granted. The weather is cooler.But the sun has disappeared and now it does nothing but rain cats and dogs and frogs. Literally.

I wish that I had the money to pay the bills necessary.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/25/2012 9:26:31 AM   
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I wish my lower back wasn't sore.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 7/27/2012 5:53:49 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		Granted. You decide a good massage may be just the thing for your back. After Igor the masseur works you over, the rest of your body is so sore you don't even notice your lower back pain.

I wish I could maintain my ideal weight without trying.

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