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MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 7:25:53 PM)
Granted - your red hair is now replaced with a blue scalp - it matches your eyes better anyway I wish Tiger Woods' knee would heal quicker!

suzybeth -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2008 7:40:56 PM)
Granted! But he falls off a horse and breaks his arms instead. I wish domestic discipline was more accepted.

purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 6:58:13 AM)
Granted. Now every household in America has a 3' paddle with your name on it. You must visit every household within a week to make this a reality. I wish I could find bedroom linens and window treatments in a pattern that I REALLY like.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 6:59:25 AM)
Granted, you find them at the Homes and Gardens show... unfortunately you dont have the money to purchase them, and never see them again I wish I was going home from work this morning to a wonderful breakfast similar to the one described in BOUNTYS

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 7:38:44 AM)
Granted, however unfortunately you can't make it home for hours due to traffic accidents, and by the time you get home, the person you live with has thrown all of it out i wish i had more money in my bank acct that the irs wouldn't take and my bank acct wouldn't be frozen :p

suzybeth -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 7:40:58 AM)
Granted! But a jilted lover who knows your pin takes it all out and flees the country. I wish I had math skills :(

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 8:05:25 AM)
gratned but you where used for your math growing up and it was abusive i wish i could spell properly

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 8:06:32 AM)
granted, but you can no longer type i wish i was somewhere else

suzybeth -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 8:38:40 AM)
Granted! but when you arrive at my house, I need help with all my housework. I wish my house magically cleaned itself.

lucivar -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 9:21:26 AM)
Granted! but when the other slaves clean your house they take your toy's I wish good slaves were not so hard to find

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 9:52:45 AM)
granted but you end up with the one you never wanted i wish a good Mistress was not so hard to find

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 9:58:14 AM)
Granted - you have found her, she turns out to be the 400 lb Tranny - the collaring ceremony should be fun I wish that Sunday is going to be fun

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 9:59:26 AM)
granted but you dont wake up monday i wish that i was 200 pounds lighter

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 10:08:30 AM)
Granted - you now weigh 350 pounds I wish that I was sipping a nice Margarita in Mexico right now

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 11:02:42 AM)
Granted, but you only get a sip and the bartender takes it away. I wish I could take a nice vacation.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 11:05:14 AM)
Granted but you are on vacation with the band the Datsuns. I wish I was sober,,, sorta,

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 11:08:55 AM)
(you really ARE sadistic, aren't you? LOL) Granted, you're kind of sober, but really hungover. I wish I had a jacuzzi tub.

dovie -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 11:33:01 AM)
Granted, but it was never thoroughly cleaned from the "Men over 500lbs who like to Fart in Jacuzzi contest" I wish today was Friday.....

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 11:38:31 AM)
Granted. But it's a Friday in the 1920's, during the Depression. I wish I had something fun to do today.

MistressK1964 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/15/2008 11:47:56 AM)
Granted.....you went to the each to only get a 3rd degree sunburn and miserable for a month. Wish I had a female slave to torture.

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