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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/13/2008 12:27:16 AM

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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

Sometimes there's a place for non-verbal communication.

Like when a strong breeze catches in her big, floppy meat flaps as she walks around outside, commando, in a dress?

Kinda sounds like a large flag beating wildly in the wind in front of the public library...

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/13/2008 1:12:50 AM

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I DO NOT HAVE BIG FLOPPY MEAT FLAPS.

Do I have to prove it or WHAT?? Ohhhhhh... wait a minute... I see what this is about.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/13/2008 7:47:05 AM

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Hehehe... poor Cali. ~ offers a warm, fuzzy hug ~

I wasn't speaking of you when I said "her big, floppy meat flaps"... I just meant "the girl in general" who has had such labia bestowed upon her. Not there's anything wrong with big, floppy meat flaps. I just wasn't sure of what kind of non-verbal communication LaM was talking about, so I offered that up for suggestion.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/13/2008 7:51:07 AM

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Sometimes there's a place for non-verbal communication.

Is it getting a little warm in here, or is just me?

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/13/2008 8:43:09 AM

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Yes, and there has to be some kind of indentifying marker showing that it's a picture of YOU, and not just something you stole from the net.

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I DO NOT HAVE BIG FLOPPY MEAT FLAPS.

Do I have to prove it or WHAT??

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/13/2008 9:16:30 AM

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I DO NOT HAVE BIG FLOPPY MEAT FLAPS.

Do I have to prove it or WHAT?? Ohhhhhh... wait a minute... I see what this is about.

Cali

If you're showing, I'm looking.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 4:26:43 PM

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I just wish I had a pussy!!!!

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 4:49:08 PM

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Holy shit. I had kinda forgotten about the whole "big floppy meat flaps" debacle. Sigh.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 5:05:46 PM

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Darnit, I can't find the page of actual photos...perhaps this will do:

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/623/1179778918954kp3.jpg

mine is close to a 15 mostly, a little more of an innie lol but close

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 5:10:17 PM

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I now know more about cunts than I ever wanted to.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 5:13:48 PM

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First, i feel like a failure because I dont squirt across the room whan I cum. Now i have to feel bad for not having floppy meat flaps??? Hows a gal to compete?

Well, thank Gawd for the tits!

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 5:28:58 PM

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Mine closest probably to a six i guess. I have been told I have a pretty kitty, though.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 5:42:55 PM

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mine isn't on that chart!!!!!WTF??? my pussy has no number........

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 5:45:37 PM

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mine isn't on that chart!!!!!WTF??? my pussy has no number........

mine either!

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 5:49:38 PM

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We should get a patent.....
our pussies are off the charts!!!!(borrowed that from a friend...)

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 5:54:26 PM

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We should get a patent.....
our pussies are off the charts!!!!(borrowed that from a friend...)

Well when you are at they Gyney's office, feet in stirrups with a speculum splaying it gaping open, one pussies much like the other.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 6:02:03 PM

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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

We should get a patent.....
our pussies are off the charts!!!!(borrowed that from a friend...)

Hell yeah!!

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 6:02:38 PM

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Mine is unique. I have a large 'mole' to the left of my clit that makes me sort of look like I have two clits. I have the worst time teaching my partners exactly WHICH BUMP to lick!

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 6:03:04 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

We should get a patent.....
our pussies are off the charts!!!!(borrowed that from a friend...)

Well when you are at they Gyney's office, feet in stirrups with a speculum splaying it gaping open, one pussies much like the other.

i'd expect that kind of talk from someone with a chartable pussy....

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 6:03:34 PM

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Well when you are at they Gyney's office, feet in stirrups with a speculum splaying it gaping open, one pussies much like the other.

:::: cringe ::::::

I seriously SERIOUSLY hate that. Necessary evil. I actually prefer going to the dentist. Really.

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