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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 6:34:59 PM

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lol Greedy next time just wait til they have it cranked open then squeeze.. and listen... you'll either hear a buncha clicks as it closes or it'll shoot out lmao... ( dont ask lol just try it lol )

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 6:48:25 PM

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Wow...a long thread ! Obviously a lot of interest and opinions here.

Yes, pussies and their various appearances and scents are fascinating, imho. However, I'm still searching for one that can talk... a simple "hello" would be a good start, I think.

As far as hair is concerned, I like a nice little nose pillow.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 6:48:54 PM

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LMAO at THAT visual!!

*shoots out, cracks the Dr. on the forehead, ricochets off and catches the nurse*

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 7:24:20 PM

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So do i have to read through the entire thread to figure out what kind of pussy everyone has?

Can't we just do another picture swap ladies?

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/5/2008 8:08:58 PM

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still nothing compares to a nice squirting pussy.....

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/6/2008 9:43:41 AM

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Im a 30.

I have to say, I really dislike pussys that have labia sticking out of the lips. I am a big camel toe/puffy pussy fan. Pussys with labia/hood/clit sticking out tend to look like shriveled bacon to me (#'s 16,27,28) and I'd rather not have to munch on or have a ton of skin in my mouth. Just my personal opinion.

I used to envy the perfect butterly pussies in porn (http://1001vaginas.com/10.html top right) but not anymore. I like my neat and tidy look.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/6/2008 10:19:23 AM

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lol Greedy hehehehehe

benefit.... next time they dont doubt when you tell them dont try to crank yer shit til you could stuff canada in there... makes the whole situation for the next go round better *snickers*

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/6/2008 10:20:52 AM

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wenchie....

I want to stick a counter on your c-mail lol cause I'm bettin that you'll get lotsa folks askin for that swap *swat* bad girl hehehehe

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/6/2008 10:54:49 AM

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lol Greedy hehehehehe

benefit.... next time they dont doubt when you tell them dont try to crank yer shit til you could stuff canada in there... makes the whole situation for the next go round better *snickers*

*snort*

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/6/2008 3:30:23 PM

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Wow...a long thread ! Obviously a lot of interest and opinions here.

Yes, pussies and their various appearances and scents are fascinating, imho. However, I'm still searching for one that can talk... a simple "hello" would be a good start, I think.

As far as hair is concerned, I like a nice little nose pillow.

Senor Wences

Just be happy if a pussy meows.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/6/2008 4:38:25 PM

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I saw that movie once... Cinderella, the 1977 porn version. If I recall, her girly bits talked and his manly bits answered. Well, I think it was more complicated than that... her fairy godmother gave her a snapping pussy and apparently only the real prince was safe venturing there, but I swear the parts spoke as well.

Very stupid movie. It was a double feature with Snow White. We left when Snow wanted to milk a cow and had no bucket and decided to drink straight from the tap. We figured it could only go downhill from there. And the 7 dwarves were kinda creepy.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/6/2008 4:46:08 PM

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Just be happy if a pussy meows.

They all meow, if you stroke them gently...but one that talks is quite rare. It would get you on the late night/early morning talk shows, for sure, if anyone has an interest in those anymore. I miss Chicago...send pizza and combos, please.

And Cali, never saw those movies...missed 'em, I guess, but yes, the dwarves, cute as they are , are kinda creepy, but hot, nevertheless

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/6/2008 7:57:57 PM

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good lord, thank you all for the laughs! as for the meat flaps issue, i suppose as long as you can't wear it for a hat, those who happen to have meat flaps should consider themselves fairly normal according to that chart. some of those on the other pages were almost scary! and btw, thanks Reflectivesoul, when i read that i got the mental image of shooting my longtime obgyn in the forehead as a payback for cracking jokes during my c-section 17 yrs ago. do you know how hard it is to laugh on the operating table and not pop your guts halfway across the room? ah, paybacks are a bitch!
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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/6/2008 11:49:06 PM

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/7/2008 12:38:00 AM

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try it lol you'd be surprised at the reactions lol lol lol

Last "scrape" I had, stupid bitch tried to crank my stuff big enough to fit china in there, I was like hey now come on that shit hurts, and just cause there's been birthing through there dont mean that *I* want to experience that all over again.. she kept crankin and I ever so slightly tightened down.. it went click click click click and then shot out lol she looked like she didnt know if she wanted to scream or laugh, I was rollin, told her next time she may want to think twice before she starts crankin away cause that hurts.
she doesnt try that anymore...

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/7/2008 1:49:04 AM

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i'll bet that was a topic of conversation at her next lunch with colleagues. "this patient damn near shot me with the speculum!" that'll learn her! i'd almost be afraid to do that, my doc uses those disposable plastic things, i've had enough stitches up there already! my luck i'd lacerate the hell out of myself.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/7/2008 2:04:50 AM

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lol

I hate them plastic ones, they pinch and do all kinds of bad things *bleh* I think the worst is when they arent payin attention and manage to catch about 5 hairs and crank away... yeah thats fun when they pull it out and rip out the hairs too.. bitches... * drums fingers on desk*

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/7/2008 6:26:57 AM

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ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

lol Greedy next time just wait til they have it cranked open then squeeze.. and listen... you'll either hear a buncha clicks as it closes or it'll shoot out lmao... ( dont ask lol just try it lol )

That works so well with your sig, too.

So, mental note for any Doms who are watching and thinking about a bit of speculum play... make sure you tie a string around the handle and attach it to her nipple clamps so it won't get lost under the couch!

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 3/7/2008 6:40:13 AM

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lol Greedy next time just wait til they have it cranked open then squeeze.. and listen... you'll either hear a buncha clicks as it closes or it'll shoot out lmao... ( dont ask lol just try it lol )

That works so well with your sig, too.

So, mental note for any Doms who are watching and thinking about a bit of speculum play... make sure you tie a string around the handle and attach it to her nipple clamps so it won't get lost under the couch!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 12/1/2009 12:43:56 PM

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So do i have to read through the entire thread to figure out what kind of pussy everyone has?

No you don't. Almost everyone who spoke up is either a 6 a 10 or a 30. All the other pussy types aren't suitable for anything other than mocking apparently... bacon, meat flaps, etc... if you have a big clit you had too much testosterone in the womb etc etc...

CMFEO </3

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