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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/8/2008 6:55:52 PM   
Daddysredhead


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ORIGINAL:MSBEARLEE

trimmed (not too long) hair that one can grab occasionally, is a good thing in my book.  I like my partners to look like adults...in every way



Daddy likes nicely trimmed.  Just a bit to tug on.  He doesn't allow me to shave "down there."  He also likes the fact that my "natural red" occurs in more than one place.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/8/2008 7:25:22 PM   
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To the OP: each woman is or can be beautiful in her own way, and the existence of the wide variety in pussies is what makes living in the world worthwhile. As Helena Rubenstein once said, "There are no ugly women; only lazy ones." What is interesting is so many women on this topic have admitted never looking down at their own pussies. It isn't the easiest thing in the world. A man, for example, can't avoid it, just hangin' down there. But the female anatomy makes it much more difficult.

Nonetheless, the puffy is simply part of what makes the wonderful variety that we see out there. I had a sub once whom I told, "You have a prominent clit." It was true. When she stood there naked, it just looked right back at you, and, let me assure you, I spent a good deal of years enjoying that clit, just as she did having it enjoyed. But the interesting thing was she never noticed it herself before she met me, despite being "out there" with plenty of other men. None of those other nincompoops ever felt it was necessary to comment upon.

I don't know what all this means except that women rule when it comes to being at the ground zero of sex. Although I am sure penises have just as much variety and character, as a man, I have never been much interested in the male organ. But women's cunts are so incredible; the veritable source of sexual illustriousness. To those of you who rated yourselves as a 6, you fit more into the male fantasy, no doubt. But to the rest of you with hanging mud flaps and whatever shape of additional ectoplasmic material you carry in your panties, you provide the variety and texture that makes life worth living. And I thank you.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/8/2008 8:11:16 PM   
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Hmmmmm.  A pack of pussy "baseball cards".  What flavor would the gum that comes with that be?  lol.  You know the answer of course! :)

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/9/2008 6:35:37 AM   
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i remember a movie somewhere out of the past where the chick had the droopies surgically removed and placed on her lips (near the teeth) for the plump and poofy look...does anyone remember???Goldie Hawn strikes a chord...was that the one??smiles twist

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/9/2008 8:22:19 AM   
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ORIGINAL: slavetaboo

I confess I got a chuckle out of this thread. According to the 'pussy chart', I'm a 6. lol.

slavetaboo I love your tag name
welcome



Thank you so much for the welcome. I get alot of messages asking me what it means. Master always told me I was a little taboo and I never questioned why. The name just stuck.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/9/2008 8:55:24 AM   
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my apologies but after reading this thread i can't help but ask,so we all know the whole theory of penis envy, now what i want to know is talking about women's different pussy sizes is this going to lead to pussy envy?



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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/9/2008 9:51:27 AM   
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Wow. Wow. I never imagined a chart of different pussies nor did I ever care about how anyone's pussy looked other than mine.

I have no need to compare it to the chart; I care how it feels (fabulous) how it responds (fabulous) what I have been told it smells like (peaches) and looks like (beautiful). Never had a complaint yet.

That chart is just another way to make some women feel bad about something else they have no control over. Most perfect things are airbrushed, if you are indeed seeking perfection.

All I know is that I love mine and everything else about me and I also know variety is the spice of life.

Do you honestly think any chick here will admit to anything other than number 6?

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/9/2008 9:54:40 AM   
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Well if I had big floppy meat flaps, I don't think I'd admit it.  Not that I do.  Of course.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/9/2008 1:37:53 PM   
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Okay, for some reason I'm compelled to offer another chart I just ran into: 
 
http://www.jump.org.uk/milky/apricot.jpg          heh heh heh
 
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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/9/2008 1:40:37 PM   
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I never saw so much ass in one place.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/10/2008 2:00:29 PM   
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nice chart but who found the apricot?   

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/10/2008 6:33:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: adoracat

cause i cant believe no one else has posted a link to it yet....

http://www.zippyvideos.com/8031240512096856/camel_toe/

or for those ladies who want the carpet to match the drapes...

http://bettybeauty.com/our_story.html

kitten, giggling


Oh yes.. the rug has always matched the drapes... thank God!

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/12/2008 9:36:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

That chart is just another way to make some women feel bad about something else they have no control over.



I am trying to understand why a woman would feel bad about having more or less flesh surrounding her vagina. I suppose its the desire to interpret perfection in simplistic ways. The clean, narrow "slit" obviously offers this type of simplicity.

But the addition of other elements, whether they are labia or errant parts of what a gynecologists' convention would study, simply adds to the stew of life, does it not? These various non-6 pussies are simply more variations on the theme; none of them being superior to the others, ipso facto.

Ladies, please let us agree that variety is indeed the spice of life; that flaps or puffy flesh appurtenances, or whatever you have, are not defects, not handicaps, but more of the infinite celebrations of the life form we call human.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/12/2008 9:39:05 PM   
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I vote for a puffy pussy with a large clit,neatly trimmed,lips shaved with a cap on top...bounty

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/12/2008 9:44:59 PM   
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Oh a pussy chart! Now thats too funny. Gotta say though, mines #30. The top were my hair (or lack of) is, never is flat, and so I have to be careful what I wear.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/12/2008 10:54:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: slavetaboo

I confess I got a chuckle out of this thread. According to the 'pussy chart', I'm a 6. lol.


ooo me too... let's start a Pussy Seis club.... smiles

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/12/2008 11:45:10 PM   
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That can be hot, you know.

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Well if I had big floppy meat flaps, I don't think I'd admit it.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/13/2008 12:09:03 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

That can be hot, you know.

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Well if I had big floppy meat flaps, I don't think I'd admit it.



Oh I can imagine the pillowtalk... "baby your floppy meat flaps are so hottttt." 

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/13/2008 12:16:48 AM   
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Sometimes there's a place for non-verbal communication.

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RE: Pussy Varieties - 1/13/2008 12:18:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

I vote for a puffy pussy with a large clit,neatly trimmed,lips shaved with a cap on top...bounty


Yanno, Bounty...  I just wish you were able to describe what it is you like so we weren't sitting here wondering.  ~ giggle, giggle ~ 

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