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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 9:35:17 AM

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Dear Cali,

Can you please encourage Thorny to just give up on the batteries in general?

A real hitachi isnt all that much, really....i believe you can even apply for a grant or something....

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 9:36:47 AM

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Dear Cali,

And they make a rechargeable one for those On The Go, as it were.

Also could you hang around more, your Amigas miss you!

Virginal Hib

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 10:22:43 AM

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Dear Cali

Why do I miss you so much?

Yours,

Wistful

Dear Wistful,

Because you have yet to find anyone as worthy as I to shower with gifts from Tiffany's. Sigh.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 10:24:03 AM

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I see. . . . establish a new norm so to speak.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I have a new and urgent problem swelling up in my life. I would love to find a firm solution ... so handling it every single morning is easier.

RS - I have no doubt that in due course she who knows all will give you advice which will solve your problem.

In the meantime, thinking outside the box, may I suggest Viagra? This would stop your morning problem - you'd simply have a stiffy all the time and would quickly get used to it.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 10:26:23 AM

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What you wrote:

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I have a new and urgent problem swelling up in my life. I hope you can squeeze in some time to read this letter. I would love to find a firm solution and bring this matter to a head so handling it every single morning is easier.

I suffer from nocturnal penile tumescence and this condition makes things very hard for me. You try getting your pants on with a case of ‘morning glory’ preventing you from zipping up. It’s a tragedy I tell ya’. The phone rang the other morning and when I whipped around, I knocked a lamp off the table and it fell to the floor and broke.

It’s not just physical discomfort from this ever-mounting problem. It has become emotionally humiliating at times. Everhope usually gets up before but the other day I got up early. I was in the bathroom shaving when she came in for her morning pee. Still groggy and blurry eyed, she grabbed a roll of toilet paper and tried to install it using my cock as the roller! The whole situation is getting pretty hard to swallow.

Being that everhope was a head nurse, I wondered if you had any suggestions for her or me on the best way to handle this problem?

What you really said:

quote:

Dear Oral Oracle,

I'm writing to not-so-subtly brag about my morning wood. What shall I do?

Still Stiff

See the pertinent words in red.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 10:27:23 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Dear Cali,

SD has been ignoring me. He does this by timing his online time for when I'm not online. DOes this mean he hates me?

It means you need a shower.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 10:28:35 AM

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Dear Cali--

Lately I've been oh so needy, and killed the (imitation) Hitachi. I've had to resort to a smaller vibe that eats batteries like nobody's business (but mine). Do you recommend Li-ion or NiCads for a rechargeable source of fun?

Whiiirrrrrrrrrring in Ohio

If you get one that plugs into the wall (or the power outlet in the car), you'll never have to worry about losing juice at the crucial moment. And Hitachi's are about $50 on amazon. Go buy one.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 10:29:04 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

What you wrote:

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I have a new and urgent problem swelling up in my life. I hope you can squeeze in some time to read this letter. I would love to find a firm solution and bring this matter to a head so handling it every single morning is easier.

I suffer from nocturnal penile tumescence and this condition makes things very hard for me. You try getting your pants on with a case of ‘morning glory’ preventing you from zipping up. It’s a tragedy I tell ya’. The phone rang the other morning and when I whipped around, I knocked a lamp off the table and it fell to the floor and broke.

It’s not just physical discomfort from this ever-mounting problem. It has become emotionally humiliating at times. Everhope usually gets up before but the other day I got up early. I was in the bathroom shaving when she came in for her morning pee. Still groggy and blurry eyed, she grabbed a roll of toilet paper and tried to install it using my cock as the roller! The whole situation is getting pretty hard to swallow.

Being that everhope was a head nurse, I wondered if you had any suggestions for her or me on the best way to handle this problem?

What you really said:

quote:

Dear Oral Oracle,

I'm writing to not-so-subtly brag about my morning wood. What shall I do?

Still Stiff

See the pertinent words in red.

Cali

You are indeed all knowing!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 10:29:35 AM

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Dear Cali

Greedy thinks I hate her.

Do I?

Yours,
Confused

No, you think she needs a shower.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 10:32:24 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Also could you hang around more, your Amigas miss you!

Virginal Hib

It's not just you guys, I'm an equal-opportunity slacker when it comes to my friends. Between kid activities (even the wee one is now in basketball) and work... yikes.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 10:56:01 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Dear Cali--

Lately I've been oh so needy, and killed the (imitation) Hitachi. I've had to resort to a smaller vibe that eats batteries like nobody's business (but mine). Do you recommend Li-ion or NiCads for a rechargeable source of fun?

Whiiirrrrrrrrrring in Ohio

If you get one that plugs into the wall (or the power outlet in the car), you'll never have to worry about losing juice at the crucial moment. And Hitachi's are about $50 on amazon. Go buy one.

Cali

But Cali, the plug in one interferes with the wireless mouse. It is tough to look at naughty parchments on the computer, when the mouse is flaky.

Horny thorny

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 10:59:40 AM

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Dear Oral Oracle,
After thorough testing, your prescription produced copious and effective results. So much so, I am wondering if I should double the daily dosage?

Once again you have proved that blow job is an adequate solution for most problems in life.

Sincerely,
Deflated

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 11:08:57 AM

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Dear Cali--

Lately I've been oh so needy, and killed the (imitation) Hitachi. I've had to resort to a smaller vibe that eats batteries like nobody's business (but mine). Do you recommend Li-ion or NiCads for a rechargeable source of fun?

Whiiirrrrrrrrrring in Ohio

If you get one that plugs into the wall (or the power outlet in the car), you'll never have to worry about losing juice at the crucial moment. And Hitachi's are about $50 on amazon. Go buy one.

Cali

But Cali, the plug in one interferes with the wireless mouse. It is tough to look at naughty parchments on the computer, when the mouse is flaky.

Horny thorny

Not to mention, WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT??!! OMG WHAT THEN?!!!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 11:14:51 AM

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Dear Cali,

I havent had sex in a year and
Its been soooooooo long since I gave a blow job. How do I keep from getting rusty?

< Message edited by lusciouslips19 -- 2/1/2010 11:17:45 AM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 11:34:19 AM

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Oh let me answer this one!!!!

All I have to do is get Ron over here & your skills can be perfected once again, Lushy!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 11:57:57 AM

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~FR~ to Thorny mostly, since she has mouse issues....

OMG....i have to tell the story of the first and LAST time i ever ever cammed.....

It was wayy to dark for my lil cheapie cam, so i took the big floor lamp which i had never really put together securely and moved it closer to the computer and sat in my reclining office chair and started in on my....plot development.

All the sudden, my chair just decided to recline all the way backward at a rapid pace to the coffee table behind it....my left foot shot out, barely grazing the unsteady lamp, the lamp fell over veeeerrrry veeeerrrry slowly, as i yelled in slooooo mooootion....."Nooooooooooo".....and dildos and diet soda flew everywhere.....and everything went dark.

my cat never forgave me for the mess and screaming that ensued....he was forever after afraid of that lamp, i didnt get my deposit back from the stain on my carpet AND....i was never asked to do anything even remotely similar ever again.

Kind of amazing to me now that i ever found anyone at all.....

~end hijack~

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 1:35:00 PM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner
Dear Cali

Greedy thinks I hate her.

Do I?

Yours,
Confused

No, you think she needs a shower.

Cali

Dear Cali

Bearing in mind it's me and Greedy we're talking about, were you thinking golden here?

Slightly-less-confused

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 1:50:10 PM

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Come over to my house . . . . Im just saying

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Dear Cali,

I havent had sex in a year and
Its been soooooooo long since I gave a blow job. How do I keep from getting rusty?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 1:51:36 PM

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Dear Cali,
SD only loves the girls who flirt with him like there is no tomorrow. I know that there is a tomorrow. What do I do besides come out tomorrow?

sunny

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 2:12:41 PM

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
... What do I do besides come out ?

sunny

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're gay???

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