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RE: DEAR CALI - 11/2/2008 10:18:37 AM

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wheres the debate column?

The entire "Off Topic" forum seems to be a hotbed of debate these days.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 11/2/2008 10:26:39 AM

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Why I don't go there right now.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 11/2/2008 10:31:47 AM

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Dear Cali,

I am really curious about the local munch, but it seems to be made out of mainly guys who love cross-dressing. Will it be safe for me to go?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 11/2/2008 10:46:36 AM

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I am really curious about the local munch, but it seems to be made out of mainly guys who love cross-dressing. Will it be safe for me to go?

Define "safe". Are you afraid they're going to jump you and hold you down and dress you in girly clothes? Or is that what you're hoping for?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/6/2009 9:07:39 PM

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Bumping this for inspiration for Miss MoGa, for her new venture.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/6/2009 9:08:29 PM

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lol I love it :)

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/7/2009 5:04:03 AM

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Dear Cali

I love pussies, but am allergic to them. What can I do?

signed,
PussyLover

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/7/2009 5:54:39 AM

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Dear Cali, Why is it so hard for Me to find a submissive?

Signed, Hopeless in the Saddle

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/7/2009 11:59:28 AM

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Dear Cali

I love pussies, but am allergic to them. What can I do?

signed,
PussyLover

Shrink wrap them. Problem solved.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/7/2009 12:01:58 PM

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Dear Cali, Why is it so hard for Me to find a submissive?

Signed, Hopeless in the Saddle

You're asking the wrong questions. Subs are a dime a dozen. Now if you want to know how to find a GOOD submissive, that's a whole nother kettle of fish.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/7/2009 12:41:52 PM

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Dear Cali,

Good to see your advice thread... er, column back up and running again. ^^

Speaking of running and exercise and all, i just got back from my weekly weigh-in for my diet plan, and sad to say, i'm up again when i should be down. At least i thought i'd be down this week. i've been keeping up with drinking enough water and getting my three days of exercise in (usually just a 20 minute walk or so)...

My question is, what am i doing wrong that i'm not losing weight anymore?

~ Back Up Again in So Cal

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/7/2009 5:02:28 PM

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Dear Miss Stuck-on-a-Plateau.

Twenty minutes of walking, three times a week is just not enough. Add at least another day or bump your 30 minutes to 45-60.

Cali LaLanne

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RE: DEAR CALI - 8/7/2009 5:24:24 PM

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Thank you, Ms Cali LaLanne. That's what i originally thought.
Though if that doesn't work, i wonder if they're doing another season of "The Biggest Loser: Family Editon" any time soon, heh...

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 2:35:55 AM

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Dear Cali

Why do I miss you so much?

Yours,

Wistful

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 2:43:02 AM

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Dear Oral Oracle,
I have a new and urgent problem swelling up in my life. I hope you can squeeze in some time to read this letter. I would love to find a firm solution and bring this matter to a head so handling it every single morning is easier.

I suffer from nocturnal penile tumescence and this condition makes things very hard for me. You try getting your pants on with a case of ‘morning glory’ preventing you from zipping up. It’s a tragedy I tell ya’. The phone rang the other morning and when I whipped around, I knocked a lamp off the table and it fell to the floor and broke.

It’s not just physical discomfort from this ever-mounting problem. It has become emotionally humiliating at times. Everhope usually gets up before but the other day I got up early. I was in the bathroom shaving when she came in for her morning pee. Still groggy and blurry eyed, she grabbed a roll of toilet paper and tried to install it using my cock as the roller! The whole situation is getting pretty hard to swallow.

Being that everhope was a head nurse, I wondered if you had any suggestions for her or me on the best way to handle this problem?

Sincerely,
Still Stiff

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 2:47:20 AM

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LMAO - I was in here writting this up when you posted - it must have been in the wind.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 6:22:42 AM

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Dear Cali,

SD has been ignoring me. He does this by timing his online time for when I'm not online. DOes this mean he hates me?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 6:36:55 AM

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Dear Cali--

Lately I've been oh so needy, and killed the (imitation) Hitachi. I've had to resort to a smaller vibe that eats batteries like nobody's business (but mine). Do you recommend Li-ion or NiCads for a rechargeable source of fun?

Whiiirrrrrrrrrring in Ohio

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 9:15:22 AM

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Dear Cali

Greedy thinks I hate her.

Do I?

Yours,
Confused

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RE: DEAR CALI - 2/1/2010 9:16:50 AM

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I have a new and urgent problem swelling up in my life. I would love to find a firm solution ... so handling it every single morning is easier.

RS - I have no doubt that in due course she who knows all will give you advice which will solve your problem.

In the meantime, thinking outside the box, may I suggest Viagra? This would stop your morning problem - you'd simply have a stiffy all the time and would quickly get used to it.

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