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DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 7:16:47 PM

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from level to Califchick....

quote:

My dear, I don't know if there's a Dear Abby in KinkLand, but you may have just stole her crown.

Dear Cali:

Why do I act so silly sometimes and how can I stop? I really need your help in figuring out why I do the things I do?

signed,

confused in Chitown

< Message edited by lusciouslips19 -- 3/9/2008 7:47:45 PM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 7:34:56 PM

Phin

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Dear Cali

I am obsessed with all the hotties on the forum is there an easy way to meet all of you?

lovin hotties in NC...

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 7:38:13 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Why do I act so silly sometimes and how can I stop? I really need your help in figuring out why I do the things I do?

You act silly because you have so much time on your hands. How can you stop? Give more blowjobs.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 7:39:13 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Phin
I am obsessed with all the hotties on the forum is there an easy way to meet all of you?

lovin hotties in NC...

Dear lovin:

To meet Cali... come to Cali.. fornia. The rest of the hotties are on their own.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 7:45:54 PM

Phin

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Dear Cali,

I forgot to mention I am broke, so I cannot afford plane tickets or to take time off. Would you purchase the ticket to fly out on friday afternoon and back in on sunday?

Broke & Obsessed in NC

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 7:47:40 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Phin
I forgot to mention I am broke, so I cannot afford plane tickets or to take time off. Would you purchase the ticket to fly out on friday afternoon and back in on sunday?

Broke & Obsessed in NC

Dear B&O.... in a word... NO. And please take care of that BO.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 8:01:04 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Why do I act so silly sometimes and how can I stop? I really need your help in figuring out why I do the things I do?

You act silly because you have so much time on your hands. How can you stop? Give more blowjobs.

Cali

Dear Cali,

I took your advice. I now have lockjaw and my knees are really freakin sore. What do I do now?

rug-burned and broken in Illinois.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 8:04:48 PM

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

I took your advice. I now have lockjaw and my knees are really freakin sore. What do I do now?

Jeezzzzzzzz woman, are you always this helpless? Lay on your back with your feet in the air until your knees recover. And you say "lockjaw" like it's a bad thing. Just go with it.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 8:05:38 PM

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If I may take this one for you Cali?

LL,
lay on your bed, on your back, with your head hanging off the side. Don't suck, just take a loooooooong, deeeeep breath and open your mouth and throat..

edited cuz Cali posted t he same thing first... (hoping I didn't overstep.. =) )

< Message edited by BossyShoeBitch -- 3/9/2008 8:06:54 PM >

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 8:11:00 PM

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LMAO BSB!

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 8:13:41 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

LMAO BSB!

Cali

BA DA BUMP
RIM SHOT!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 8:46:29 PM

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Dear Cali,
i'm tired and i'm sick...He's playing rock band in the other room....
How wrong is it to smother Him so He stops breathing?
sick & tired.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 9:14:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kalista07

i'm tired and i'm sick...He's playing rock band in the other room.... How wrong is it to smother Him so He stops breathing?

Well, you can't be too sick if you're here whining about it. Go give him a blow job already.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 9:16:03 PM

faerytattoodgirl

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dear cali.... GET AWAY from my domahpet!! shes mine mine!! mine!

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 9:17:52 PM

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

dear cali.... GET AWAY from my domahpet!! shes mine mine!! mine!

Dear faery... put down the crack pipe and back away slowly. Try giving a blow job instead.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 9:20:53 PM

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Dear Cali,

What should I do if I want to give a blowjob, but Master wants a handjob instead?

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 9:22:10 PM

faerytattoodgirl

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dear cali ...damn where can i buy a blo torch these days??? mmmm bbq weiners.... gotta be atleast 6inches.... hope u got the frenches mustard.

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 9:25:44 PM

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ORIGINAL: hejira92

What should I do if I want to give a blowjob, but Master wants a handjob instead?

That's his subtle way of saying your blowjob skills are, sadly, lacking. Sigh. Give him what he wants then go buy a bunch of cucumbers and get to practicing. If the cucumbers just don't match reality in regards to size, you can always try toothpicks.

Cali

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 9:25:47 PM

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Dear Cali.. an old friend (read fuck buddy) contacted me tonight. He's really hot. But he didnt return my calls the last dozen times I tried calling him (he said tonight he'd been out of the state). What should I do?

Confused and horny...

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RE: DEAR CALI - 3/9/2008 9:27:40 PM

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

damn where can i buy a blo torch these days??? mmmm bbq weiners.... gotta be atleast 6inches.... hope u got the frenches mustard.

Dear faery... you've used up your alotment of questions for today, and for tomorrow too.

Cali
(sending faery's picture to all of the hardware stores in her area with a note, "do not sell anything fire-related to this person")

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