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Getting Old - 4/18/2008 11:30:40 AM

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I tried to climb a tree to save a cat yesterday and failed. Granted, it was a pine with the nearest branches about 35 feet off the ground, but damn it, I had a rope. That should have been enough.

This will not do. How am I supposed to be Batman if I can't climb one simple tree? Time for a workout.

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 11:32:27 AM

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I tried to climb a tree to save a cat yesterday and failed. Granted, it was a pine with the nearest branches about 35 feet off the ground, but damn it, I had a rope. That should have been enough.

This will not do. How am I supposed to be Batman if I can't climb one simple tree? Time for a workout.

was you cape on correctly?

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 11:34:20 AM

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Batman always climed horizontal buildings-he cheated.

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 11:35:37 AM

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Maybe if the OP stood on Robins shoulders?

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 11:37:59 AM

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apologies to the OP...i do not mean to make a joker out of this thread...

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 1:20:32 PM

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I know your feelings. I've lived a rather adventurous life, but my body and, in part, my mind is in revolt. I find it hard to lug even a single tank SCUBA rig from the car to the water's edge. Anything more than a mile swim is exhausting, especially in a current. I used to jump out of helicopters thirty feet off the water, but I found my knees shaking as I repaired the tile roof on my single story house recently. I get tired after only five miles of walking... with only a small pack.

It's age. I respect that. But I still remember what I could do and it makes me very sad.

Sometimes I think we put too much value on living long. Checking out early while a person is still a person and not a useless hulk seems to be a much better option.

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 1:41:20 PM

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My teen tried to tell me yesterday that I'm only as old as I think I am. I reminded him that although that sounds nice, when it comes to the body it just ain't so. Unfortunately my eyes seem to be going first. Two cataracts and now I'm developing glaucoma. This isn't supposed to happen to someone my age.

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 1:43:43 PM

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We are expecting and the OB/GYN told me i would need to be monitored a little more closely since i am an "older mom."

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 2:18:05 PM

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I got ma'am'd yesterday by a fellow student who is at least 30.

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 3:48:34 PM

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i am only 36, but my job has made me "older" in body. i can't do what i used to be able to do. no more heals behind my head, no more climbing trees, no more doing those twirling things with your leg over and your arms under on the bars

. i miss being younger1

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 4:24:07 PM

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BAT! ~tackles, gropes, kisses and hugs~

Where you been??!! Miss you

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 5:03:20 PM

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one good thing from getting older - is that Sir lets me sit on the furniture! a great consession he tells me, and one that my hips enjoy very much.

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 5:23:02 PM

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Checking out early while a person is still a person and not a useless hulk seems to be a much better option.

My mom (really my grandma, but she raised me) is 93. She goes to the basement to do her laundrey, she cooks and she drives well....(if a bit slow)

She is SO not useless. And even if she could only lie in bed and talk to me, she would be worth the world to me.

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 6:17:19 PM

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Oh fuck. Turning forty sucks. I've got early onset arthritis in my neck and spine. Bad knees. A torn rotator cuff. I'm half deaf. I wear glasses now. High cholesterol. My boobs hang lower. And I'm Italian so I'm shrinking.

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 6:34:16 PM

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Oh fuck. Turning forty sucks. I've got Bad knees.

They are really gross....I would have to be pretty damn drunk to tap some ho wth knees like that...Unfortunately booze does make the mind willing but tends too often now to tucker out the Domidong.

It sucks getting older. I feel like I have let down many of the younger women on this site.....Just a few years ago I was glorious. Now they call me sir. I look at them and say, "what in the fuck did you just call me?"....They take several steps back and look around uneasily before saying in a hesitant and questioning voice..."Sir?"

Then they start crying and blather on something about "stanger danger" while looking in their purse for what I can only presume would be mace or a rape whistle.

Shit, it's not like I'm put off by tapping you old, worn out and tired hos...Its just that I remember the old days when tits defied gravity and my yatches all had butts like ten year old boys.

It's all so sad.

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 6:50:28 PM

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Great, just greatttttttttttt! Now I'm picturing the domidong surrounded by gray hair, all wrinkled and gnarly, trying and yet failing to look up at you with that one sad, tired eye.

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 7:03:19 PM

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Oh fuck. Turning forty sucks. I've got early onset arthritis in my neck and spine. Bad knees. A torn rotator cuff. I'm half deaf. I wear glasses now. High cholesterol. My boobs hang lower. And I'm Italian so I'm shrinking.

Pardon me, Maam (you did say you're turning 40, right

), but if that pic next to your name is you then you are pretty d@mn hot lookin'.

Just sayin'

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 7:39:19 PM

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Oh fuck. Turning forty sucks. I've got early onset arthritis in my neck and spine. Bad knees. A torn rotator cuff. I'm half deaf. I wear glasses now. High cholesterol. My boobs hang lower. And I'm Italian so I'm shrinking.

ROTFLMAO....... just wait till 50! Eeeeks!!

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 7:41:36 PM

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Checking out early while a person is still a person and not a useless hulk seems to be a much better option.

My mom (really my grandma, but she raised me) is 93. She goes to the basement to do her laundrey, she cooks and she drives well....(if a bit slow)

She is SO not useless. And even if she could only lie in bed and talk to me, she would be worth the world to me.

What about those of us who are moving toward that useless state? Are you selfish enough to insist that we stick around? Thank god for Derek Humphry.

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RE: Getting Old - 4/18/2008 10:04:44 PM

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Oh fuck. Turning forty sucks. I've got early onset arthritis in my neck and spine. Bad knees. A torn rotator cuff. I'm half deaf. I wear glasses now. High cholesterol. My boobs hang lower. And I'm Italian so I'm shrinking.

Geez... what are you, an ex-quarterback?

Shrinking too, 'eh? You could try hanging upside down for 10 minutes a day using hook rings around the lowest part of your legs, like Richard Gere did in Looking For Mr Goodbar. Probably won't do much for your boobs though.

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