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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/4/2009 5:15:14 PM   
SylvereApLeanan


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/4/2009 6:21:50 PM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/4/2009 6:26:05 PM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/4/2009 6:50:43 PM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/4/2009 6:56:47 PM   
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This is a review on a dildo I was looking at online...

"This dildo saved my life. It is a great product and does not conduct electricity."

Lmfao... what the hell?


See, now i have the image of someone using a really ridiculously long dildo to push a live wire out of a puddle and save lives.


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/4/2009 6:59:04 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/4/2009 7:01:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VampiresLair

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

This is a review on a dildo I was looking at online...

"This dildo saved my life. It is a great product and does not conduct electricity."

Lmfao... what the hell?


See, now i have the image of someone using a really ridiculously long dildo to push a live wire out of a puddle and save lives.



Hahahaha!


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 12:09:08 AM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		A 43 yr old sub female from the UK chastising me, that old "aren't you ashamed", for "flaunting" myself on a "website like this at your kind of age".  She likes to use the word "tart." It only gets more ridiculous from there.

What is really funny, in a snorty-sort of way, is that she states in her profile that she is in an "abusive, violent" relationship with a man half her age.

Poptart, meet breakfast pastry.

Cali


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 12:25:13 AM   
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from a male's post to me privately 

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 12:50:26 AM   
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The last foot of path that I sweep, about 2 ounces of snow touches the wheel of my neighbour's car and the alarm goes off.
Before I can get back to my own front door, I am abused from out of the bedroom windows from both sides of the street.


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 3:20:29 AM   
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Folks, please keep in mind that posting received emails is a no-no. 

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 4:29:32 AM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 5:17:04 AM   
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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 9:47:29 AM   
GreedyTop


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 9:51:45 AM   
T1981


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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

A 43 yr old sub female from the UK chastising me, that old "aren't you ashamed", for "flaunting" myself on a "website like this at your kind of age".  She likes to use the word "tart." It only gets more ridiculous from there.

What is really funny, in a snorty-sort of way, is that she states in her profile that she is in an "abusive, violent" relationship with a man half her age.

Poptart, meet breakfast pastry.

Cali



Uhhhhh.....wow. Someone who has an account here is blasting you for.....having an account here?

Yeesh.


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 10:01:11 AM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		I think it might have been the nipple shot on my profile that I was "flaunting", but I'm not sure.  I guess at my age *cough*, I should just keep it all covered up and vanilla.


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 10:07:35 AM   
GreedyTop


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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 10:08:56 AM   
LinnaeaBorealis


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Status: offline 		I'm 62 & I have a bewbage pic on my profile with a hint of areola showing.  Probably the only reason I don't get chastised for it "at my age" is because I'm outside the parameters of most people's age range search.

*runs off to change age to under 60*

edited to change dhange to change

< Message edited by LinnaeaBorealis -- 1/5/2009 10:09:56 AM >

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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 10:11:36 AM   
Aynne88


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Status: offline 		I had to perv the pic Cali, I had a 27 year old domme cmail me about ten days ago and tell me that I was a member of the old lady droopy bewbage club. WTF?! I cmailed her back that she looked like she was not a genetic female. Bitch. BTW, your picture looks great, screw 'em. 


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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I think it might have been the nipple shot on my profile that I was "flaunting", but I'm not sure.  I guess at my age *cough*, I should just keep it all covered up and vanilla.


Cali



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RE: What has made your eyes roll today? - 1/5/2009 10:19:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well I got a real doozy one earlier from a submissive female. Of course, each sentence she wrote started with "am" What cracked me up was she wrote "good caring master or God fearing sugar daddy"
I choked on my coffee when I read what's bolded.

me a master..........*snort*
me a God fearing sugar daddy..........*double snort*


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