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one line Joke - 12/4/2008 11:42:12 PM   
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RE: one line Joke - 12/5/2008 2:22:30 AM   
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RE: one line Joke - 12/5/2008 6:14:13 AM   
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RE: one line Joke - 12/5/2008 9:41:08 AM   
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RE: one line Joke - 12/5/2008 1:58:09 PM   
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RE: one line Joke - 12/5/2008 2:08:14 PM   
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RE: one line Joke - 12/7/2008 8:04:17 AM   
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RE: one line Joke - 12/8/2008 8:47:55 AM   
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Do you know what the difference between being told a Funny joke and being tied down and taken in every orrafice is?

No?

Wanna Come Over for Dinner I happen to be quite the comedian.

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RE: one line Joke - 12/8/2008 1:27:03 PM   
curiousgirlie


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Status: offline 		heya man, im not stupid :P I kow the differance... and i will think about the offer.

But seriously, why are those two first ones funny? Come now, Im just not native, I wanna understand...

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RE: one line Joke - 12/8/2008 3:25:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		Baby Seals were clubed for thier furry outside for many years, Many Joke Start "This Guy Goes into a Bar" So the Funny is that The Baby Seal is walking into a Club and the Irony is the Double Meaning.

As for the Fridgid Wife telling her Horny Husband to Beat it, it is her telling him to Leave but the double meaning is no sex with the fridgid wife so Masturbate.

It is just single line jokes with Double Meanings.

So Dinner is still a possibility?  (Wicked Evil Eyebrow Raise)

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RE: one line Joke - 12/8/2008 4:53:57 PM   
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RE: one line Joke - 12/8/2008 5:03:05 PM   
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lol!!!

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RE: one line Joke - 12/8/2008 5:18:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: PoisonRoses

A toothless termite walks into a bar and says " where's the bartender?"


I don't get it!

Someone??? 

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RE: one line Joke - 12/8/2008 8:16:18 PM   
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RE: one line Joke - 12/9/2008 1:46:24 AM   
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RE: one line Joke - 12/9/2008 1:51:13 AM   
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RE: one line Joke - 12/9/2008 1:55:21 AM   
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RE: one line Joke - 12/9/2008 2:25:05 AM   
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RE: one line Joke - 12/9/2008 2:29:01 AM   
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"Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?"

"I once put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time."


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RE: one line Joke - 12/9/2008 2:31:25 AM   
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