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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 1:20:45 PM   
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True but you ALWAYS take it to the extreme.

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 1:23:14 PM   
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I had a 4th degree tear ( through the vagina into the anus)
 


ouch!!!!!


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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 1:25:31 PM   
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Yeah there's just absolutely no need to dutch oven your partner, but sheer sadistic delight on the oveners part.



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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 2:01:36 PM   
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I had a 4th degree tear ( through the vagina into the anus)
 


ouch!!!!!



I don't think I am ever going to have sex again now. (Too much risk of having an alien sprout itself inside and then and then and then ... omg)

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 2:09:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		I used to live with nurses who used to talk about tears, sounds totally horrific I really cant imagine it, i may pre-emtivly have myself sewn up.

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 2:19:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

If people don't like reading about, potentially disturbing things, STAY OUT of a topic you KNOW is likely going to gross you out.

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She's not talking about your "need" to pass gas in public tho that's no surprise, she's saying "good grief" about your need to discuss the details that made you do that.  Does the acronym TMI mean anything to you?



You're going to take this wrong no matter how anyone says it but you do tend to overshare a little bit. I was not grossed out by anything you said but I did feel bad for the other partners you were writing about because I am pretty sure he (or they, I lost track) would rather not have their dirty laundry aired for random strangers. So, yes it was taken a bit too far. This is not the first time, either.


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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 2:20:57 PM   
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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 2:41:46 PM   
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OMG and I'm only on page 3!!!


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First time I ever did anal...all those years ago...he was going great guns and I was just getting into the swing of it, and we took a break for a few minutes to cuddle before round 2.

So there we are, I'm lying on my side, he's behind me, spooning into me and making me feel wonderful and special and all that stuff.  He was cuddled right in, and I could feel his somewhat relaxed cock resting on my bottom. 

And it happened.  The biggest fart I have EVER produced!

Not only was it the loudest, it also seemed to last for minutes, and I wanted to die.  After a moment or two I plucked up the courage to turn my head to look at him, expecting an expression of horror and disgust.  Instead he's laughing fit to bust.  So much he's actually crying.

When he eventually calmed down I was in a bit of a state - how dare he laugh when he knew I'd be mortified?  Then he said "your fart was so strong it made my willy wiggle!"

Men...sheesh! 



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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 3:33:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: opposingtwilight

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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I had a 4th degree tear ( through the vagina into the anus)


ouch!!!!!



I don't think I am ever going to have sex again now. (Too much risk of having an alien sprout itself inside and then and then and then ... omg)
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the parasite wasn't TOO bad - it was the way it decided to come out that was bad - and the doc that didn't control her.   Sort of an "Alien" meets "Rosemarys Baby" thing.

Of course, now i get to tell her that she ruined my body!!!!!

Its just me, but sewing yourself shut or giving up on sex is worse than the (heehee) "end result".  After all, i had to do my bit to improve the genetic pool. *looks saintly*

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 3:46:01 PM   
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I don't think I am ever going to have sex again now. (Too much risk of having an alien sprout itself inside and then and then and then ... omg)
May I recommend the C-section, *no stoning you natural birthers.* You get the screaming fairly clean uhm, and no killer tears, just a nice 3 inch cut that heals. M

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 3:54:24 PM   
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OMG, I have been laughing myself silly with tears pouring down my face while reading this thread, but when I read this I laughed so hard I peed on myself!!     



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I just want you to know, NaughtyAngel, that there is a really nice simple little surgery for THAT problem.

Pity there isn't an equally simple one for the other!

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 3:59:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: kiwisub12

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OMG, I have been laughing myself silly with tears pouring down my face while reading this thread, but when I read this I laughed so hard I peed on myself!!     






I just want you to know, NaughtyAngel, that there is a really nice simple little surgery for THAT problem.

Pity there isn't an equally simple one for the other!



That's part of what's so funny for me kiwi........ I had bladder surgery and haven't had a little ermmmm, leaking episode since then..... until now!  LOL!

*note to self - go potty before reading these threads!*

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 4:02:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ah - i'm not sure that potty would appreciate that.  Of course, maybe she is into watersports.
You just never know!

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 4:19:59 PM   
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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 4:21:42 PM   
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Everybody poops. 


 Guess I'm a virgin in that respect too...................

i can't argue that point




not sure about the watersports...but she admitted here she is full of crap


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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 4:38:36 PM   
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now, thats just RUDE! *hmmpt* * turns and stomps off!!!!*

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 5:15:43 PM   
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I don't think I am ever going to have sex again now. (Too much risk of having an alien sprout itself inside and then and then and then ... omg)
May I recommend the C-section, *no stoning you natural birthers.* You get the screaming fairly clean uhm, and no killer tears, just a nice 3 inch cut that heals. M


Having never had a C-section. I do not know for certain but I am pretty sure the cut is larger than 3 inches. Besides, they have to cut through the muscles of the stomach as well as the wall of the uterus to get that puppy out. I am not sure which is worse, anal/vaginal tear or the cut. Either way, I need to go hyperventilate now.


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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 5:50:26 PM   
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No, actually it doesn't. It takes a LOT personally to make me call TMI, and none of the stuff in this thread, my stuff included would make me call TMI.

If people don't like reading about, potentially disturbing things, STAY OUT of a topic you KNOW is likely going to gross you out.
This was a thread sharing about an embarrassing moment, and people are free to comment back about their embarrasing moment(s)


And besides someone asked what in the hell was in my diet that was making me have such reactions, and I answered.

quote]ORIGINAL: VirginPotty
She's not talking about your "need" to pass gas in public tho that's no surprise, she's saying "good grief" about your need to discuss the details that made you do that.  Does the acronym TMI mean anything to you?



Sometimes people ask, but really don't want to know.  You give more disgusting details about farting and shitting yourself than most teenage boys I know. 

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 6:43:09 PM   
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Thank goodness.

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RE: Upset tummy ends in mortification !! - 1/6/2009 6:50:35 PM   
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