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So i go to Sir's for the first time after my slight tummy upset. I ask if i can use the toilet, polite to the core me lol and what does he say?
'It depends what you're going to do in it' !!
Oh the shame  Funny though.
Even funnier though, well to me was Sir snores like a monster truck when laid on his back. Normally i can move off him, he roles over and stops. But not last night - oh no. He had my wrist in a vice like grip which meant i couldn't move and when i tried the grip tightened. Resolved i laid there trying to drift off but everytime i did he must have had an itch on the side i was lying on because he kept scratching the top of my head 
How cute 
*waves at Sir in case Sir decides to peruse this again.*
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