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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/25/2009 12:54:38 PM

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Second post.

I have found this thread very interesting. While we started very silly and humorously; the many who have posted real stories and personal experiences brings forth the seriousness of this profession. No matter how pilots calm their crew and passengers the scenario comes down to we have a problem and we have to be as mature as possible about it. I thank all of these in the airline industry for their dedication and hard work.

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I'm happy to thank the pilots, but the rest of the industry is a fucking shambles.

BTW, in terms of "icy calm", this one always makes me laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KhZwsYtNDE

Cool as a cucumber. I love the moment he tells the pilot his original runway is unavailable due to the debris from his engine still being on the floor

(as captured by plane anoraks - even they have their day)

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/25/2009 12:58:51 PM

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Jesus christ, that mickey mouse microdot is really kicking in, I think I'm peaking.............

LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF ....

Cause I know what that means....

And I've done it.

Mickey Mouse is a Bastard. But nothing beats Blotter LD25.

I may only be 28 but I done that too.

And Ludes.... Methaqualone .... Quaaludes ................. .................... . . . . . . . .

What?

No I never did drugs.

Should I tell him about the Bats?

No he'll figure out soon enough.

get away from me you looney druggie bastard.

Steel

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/25/2009 1:07:04 PM

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LOL, blotter, orange barrel sunshine......I can't even begin.

I am a child of the '70's though.........

A better life through chemicals.

Even if I was tripping with the pilot, you can better believe my ass would be puckering, grabbing for that fuckin seat, trying to snatch me up some frame of reference.

Ron

how'd you like to go like this?

http://www.collarchat.com/m_44389/mpage_1/key_gasoline/tm.htm#102204
talk about a fuckin rush, huh?

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/25/2009 1:21:23 PM

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I thought it was a Rule.

Steel

Probably is in most airline procedures, but I don't think the FAA cares (accept that airline procedures are FAA approved).

If there is an exception to every rule, then is there a rule without exception?

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/25/2009 1:21:54 PM

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It was the purple windowpane that got me.

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/25/2009 1:22:16 PM

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Should I tell him about the Bats?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FOUoBX21cg

Fast forward to 8m21s

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/25/2009 1:23:39 PM

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It was the purple windowpane that got me.

Ah, yes the windowpanes...........we should sue microsoft over that shit.

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/25/2009 1:42:58 PM

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If only we could.

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/25/2009 2:24:49 PM

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The Problem with 4-way-purple-window-pane is it never went 4 ways just one really really really fucked up guy wandering around looking for his shoes.

Steel

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/25/2009 2:34:59 PM

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Remember the eight way??

That same guy would be as one with his shoes, with all shoes, and with the entire universe as we know it.

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/25/2009 10:40:51 PM

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'Thank you for flying Air Taliban on our nonstop martyr....err.....charter flight to Washington DC. Allah achbar!'

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/25/2009 10:56:42 PM

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true story:

when I was going to the UK last year, I flew out of Tampa on Delta. TPA to ATL. Got ATL, had a layover ( I think it was 2 hrs?). We boarded, got settled.. they had closed the doors, and we were ready to back away from the gate.

Suddenly...

"Ladies and gentlemen.. please prepare to disembark. There has been a threat phoned in on this flight."

oh joy.

About 3 hrs later we were allowed to replane.. AFTER watching everything being unloaded from cargo. Luggage made it back on. CARGO did not. It was kinda fascinating watching TSA bring in bomb squads, dogs, etc. Yanno, except I really wanted to be ON the plane and over the Atlantic by that point.

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/25/2009 10:59:04 PM

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errrr ummmmm i really hope that the JB weld the mechanic put in the wing root cracks holds

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/25/2009 11:17:37 PM

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Ladies and gentlemen - Thank you for fly Quantas. We should be arriving in Australia in 9 hours and 7 mintutes. Dinner will be served shortly. Please note that all bathrooms are closed for the duration of the flight due to technical difficulties.

Ladies and gentleman - We should be arriving in Hawaii in about an hour. Those of you in rows 18 to 24. Please do not worry about the groans you are hearing or the small bits of debris flying past the window. However, I ask that you please fasten your seatbelts as you will soon be experiencing this planes new sunroof feature.

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/25/2009 11:35:23 PM

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'hey everybody look at the funny metal pineapple with the pin in it!'

'they're not shooting with you they're shooting at you!'

wait....thats the 'things you don't want to hear in the Army' list

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/25/2009 11:37:50 PM

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Dang Billy Bob! This here looks just like the simulator we drove at flight school. Wonder if they are going to get pissed if I keep crashing this one too? Now quit hogging the hooch. Give me some, sit down, and lets see if this one can do a General Lee! Yeh Haw!!

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/25/2009 11:54:58 PM

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you had me at 'billy bob' that would be scary enough to hear from the cockpit

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/26/2009 12:53:34 AM

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*starts humming Dueling Banjos*

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/26/2009 7:35:40 AM

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*starts humming Dueling Banjos*

My family is from WV, those are my relatives you're talking about !!

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RE: Things you don't want to hear over the plane's pa - 8/26/2009 11:56:43 AM

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'Have any of you guys ever seen Final Destination? I just had the weirdest moment...'

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