BKSir
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Joined: 4/8/2008 From: Salt Lake City, UT Status: offline
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I admit, I wish I had a lazy day today. It started out shitty and only got worse. I admit, it was one of those days where I wish that I was the head of the kitchen. I admit that if I was I would have pointed at the two greeks and said "You two, stay. The rest of you, you're fired! Get the fuck out!" I admit, that would be after I tried to stab everyone. Yes, one of THOSE days. I admit, however, that one of the greeks did make the day a lot better near the end... picture, if you will, a short, fat, 65 year old greek guy, with a very heavy accent and squeaky-ish voice (the little ceasers guy actually. Sounds just like him, and has a striking resemblance.) coming back to the kitchen yelling something about bacon fat. Okay, I admit, I thought he was yelling about "bacon fart". I also admit that I just stood there for a minute looking like "Uhhhh... what the FUCK just happened? Did I fall down a rabbit hole?" I admit that when I did figure out what he was saying, I almost literally fell on the floor laughing. I admit that I will laugh when I think about him yelling "I have bacon fart for you.", for a long time to come. I admit, this is why I would have kept the two greeks, and fired everyone else. They're at least entertaining.
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