Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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I admit that I just had the clusterphuk of all kitchen area clusterphuks tonight. I admit that I was trying to reach a baking pan that my baby daddy put up way over my head (that I asked him twice to move down), and while I was trying to get it, it (and several other pyrex-weight dishes) came crashing down around me. I admit that said dishes smashed Thing 1's fishbowl, leaving water, broken glass, and a fish flopping on the counter. I admit that I was PISSED. I admit that I was trying to grab said flopping fish and put it in a cup and get some distilled water to keep it from dropping dead right then, while cleaning up broken glass and stuff. I admit that the Things, their friend, and their dad came in and asked what was for dinner. *I believe my head exploded at that point* I admit that I screamed and scared them all away from me. I admit that I managed to make dinner after all. I then tried to help Thing 1 get mayo from the squeeze bottle. I bonked the counter too hard, hit the plate, and the burger, the cheese, and the bread went flying as if from a catapult. I admit that I laughed so hard from sheer frustration, that Thing 1 got pissed and smacked a plastic cup off the dining table and it went sailing into the living room, into the turtle's cage on top of his water bowl. I admit that I snorted myself into a frenzy, and then yelled at Thing 1 for throwing a fit. I admit that he apologized and everyone ate, so I guess it's all good. *dear lord...*
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