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how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 5:00:34 PM   
osf


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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 5:02:44 PM   
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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 5:05:52 PM   
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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 5:05:52 PM   
Drifa


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Status: offline 		OMG, I went to look at OP's profile and the WALL O'TEXT was hysterically funny.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 5:06:25 PM   
Aynne88


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Status: offline 		Hey wassup? I remember you, you are the guy that posted in the " I hate women " thread that said, and I quote: " I like to approach  them in dark alleys. "  Hey that's awesome because my new Luger is just fucking aching to meet you in that alley. Sweet. Let me know ok sugarshorts? .

Edited to add this little tidbit too from another one of your posts.

"I hate women so naturally i want one to abuse."

Oh that is even more enticing. .



< Message edited by Aynne88 -- 12/16/2009 5:09:19 PM >

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 5:07:02 PM   
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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 5:08:21 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		I know... I did too... at least he tried to apply himself there. One thing I do know... rooster's tend to get plucked.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 5:08:21 PM   
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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 5:09:10 PM   
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Let me know ok sugarshorts? . 

I lubs you, Aynne!


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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 5:09:21 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		Hates women eh? Interesting... dark alley? He wouldn't have wanted to run into me!

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 5:09:49 PM   
QueenRah


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ORIGINAL: Drifa

OMG, I went to look at OP's profile


Me, too!

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and the WALL O'TEXT was hysterically funny.


That's what I'm saying. Poor fella.

Oh. I see my new sig line has a dangling tag. Gotta fix that.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 5:10:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

quote:

Let me know ok sugarshorts? . 

I lubs you, Aynne!



I lubs you too and I am hawt for that new picture you minky vixen!!


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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 5:28:05 PM   
WestBaySlave


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ORIGINAL: osf

#1 show up

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TL;DR.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 5:28:27 PM   
WyldHrt


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Status: offline 		Thankies sweetie! 

OP- Dunno about you, but I'm feeling pretty lubbed


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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 5:31:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: osf

#1 show up

#2 shut the fuck up

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You're. Not your.

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 5:32:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		Wall O'Text indeed.  I didn't know we had that much bandwidth available.......

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 5:34:57 PM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		Hey everybody... I don't know about the person op, but the post which is the op actually makes sense to me.

One of the things I love about being on this side of things is what is for me a certain simplicity.  I really like that the only thing I have to do is follow orders.  *Of course my personal second rule is always in effect - make sure I am not being harmed emotionally or physically.  That's just (to me) common sense. 

The shut up part... well that's not gonna work over in the land of butterflies and sunshine.

Anyway, there are of course all kinds of caveats in the beginning about choosing and trust and all that, but in the end, the simplicity and the structure of following really appeal to me.  When I trust, and the relationship is good, it is simplicity itself. 

ciao for now.
sunshine

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 5:35:19 PM   
zephyroftheNorth


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ORIGINAL: Elisabella


quote:

ORIGINAL: osf

#1 show up

#2 shut the fuck up

#3 do as your told



You're. Not your.


He wasn't finished, it should read "do as your told tells you to"


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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 6:07:56 PM   
numuncular


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ORIGINAL: osf

#1 show up

#2 shut the fuck up

#3 do as your told



ta for the insight. can i be you're* slave?


(*yes I know)

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RE: how to be a slave in three easy lessons - 12/16/2009 6:08:09 PM   
lucylucy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Elisabella


quote:

ORIGINAL: osf

#1 show up

#2 shut the fuck up

#3 do as your told



You're. Not your.


Thank you, Elisabella, for pointing this out. It's hard to shut the fuck up when a missing apostrophe is at stake.


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