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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 5:57:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Yeah Jo, thats not fair... you might have an edge.......

cunt!

Jeff

Duh! I saw that as easy money for someone smart enough to see that.

Twatwaffle!

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:02:28 PM

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Jo.. if you won... it would kinda piss me off.

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:06:34 PM

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Jo.. if you won... it would kinda piss me off.

LOL Smooches.

Although it freaks me out a bit when you're sweet. Fuck that...think of the $ dude.

Somehow nobody actually got my point though.

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:11:01 PM

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I like you.... you can't bang me up the ass, or crush my balls, but still.....:)

Enough of that..

On second thought... pick Jo.... I don't think she will see the 20th..... there is a dumpster... with her name on it.

JEff

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:15:07 PM

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I like you.... you can't bang me up the ass, or crush my balls, but still.....:)

Enough of that..

On second thought... pick Jo.... I don't think she will see the 20th..... there is a dumpster... with her name on it.

JEff

It's pretty fucking hilarious when you are incapable of spelling your own name correctly though. I kind of peed myself a little bit there laughing so hard.

it's Jeff punkin blossom

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:17:56 PM

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Fuck off bitch!.... typing and spelling are not among my many fine qualities.

I have to say though, everytime I run the spell check here and it offers no changes?.... I grin a little

Jeff

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:25:54 PM

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Fuck you asshat! * You love me.

Ok so typing, spelling and not having an 18 inch tongue...check, got it.

How many times do I have to tell you....

Mozilla Fire Fox has built in spell check.

*note it does not recognize either asshat or twatwaffle as acceptable words though so it might throw you off still.

PS I'm totally telling everyone that I banged you in the ass on the 19th.

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:30:05 PM

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Everyone knows how I "feel" about Jews ? Quite the contrary, I don't feel in that sense anymore. I don't care about anything else now, a person's actions and words invoke my personal opinion. Nobody is perfect, race or ethnicity, religion or creed matter not. Lack thereof does, but there is no hate. Even to tear down every other wall in the world we are left with a class war. Do I hate the bugoise(sp) because I am a proletarin ? No, they do what they do, and I do what I do.

But I will still callem as I seeum. That goes for everybody. I will enjoy the lack of ignorance for a lifetime. Unlike others, who seem to think with genitalia and fists, I figured the brain would work a bit better. I can read things with which I don't agree. Words cannot harm me. If you ever want to hurt me I suggest the use of sticks and stones.

I can read Anne Frank and Mein Kampf. I don't deny the holocaust like a certain Catholic Bishop, but the D6MRD people have math on their side. There are parts of the Constitution I don't like, but so what.

But this is supposed to be about humor so consider that a preface on steroids. In the comedy realm I have become more selective. I sued to like the Simpsons alot, but in time I realized what they were poking fun at. Cheech and Chong were among my favorites but now they lost their luster because after rewatching them, I wouldn't want people like that anywhere near me. But that is a far cry from calling their material unnacceptable.

Want to hear something antiSemitic, or as close as I dare ? Now remember Semites includes most of the Arabs and a few others here and there. Jews are not the only Semites on the planet. Well my observation is that no matter what anyone thinks of them, they are unable to figure out how to coexist. No matter what, that is true, and indicates a deficiency on their part. All brands of Semites.

Then again, the same can be said about damnear everyone. So any disdain this might bring me is bestowed pretty much equally : read ; I think this world is full of assholes.

Time to eat, if I haven't offended anyone yet, I'll be back.

T

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:30:35 PM

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I have .."ie spell"?... every time I respond to Ron, it wants to change mnotertail to.."Montreal"..:)

'Sometimes I just hit send........ it also won't add the ' to that's... it's really my own fault.

Jeff

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:35:03 PM

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*shakes head in disappointment*

Bad Jeffwey. Bad bad boy.

Get to my room!

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:36:10 PM

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Ok..... but I don't think you're gonna like it when I get there...:)

Jeff

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:38:54 PM

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You're assuming you're going to make it out of there alive.

LMAO...bring it on punkin.

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:43:30 PM

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Cut it out, you two, or else.

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:45:54 PM

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I am gonna give her the best two minutes of her LIFE!

Come the 20th,,, her new nic here will probably be.."Jeffff'sjo"

Try not to make to big a fuss ok?

Jeff

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:46:44 PM

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Or else?

Whatchoo talkin bout kittin?

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:49:13 PM

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

I am glad that Spinner is dead.

You know, every time I start to think that maybe you're not as completely worthless a piece of shit as I thought you were, you manage to find some way to remind me that I'm a pretty good judge of character after all.

But hey, don't take that personally, because what the hell - maybe I'm just joking! Anything's good for a laugh, right?

What a waste of oxygen.

Relax, relax, that one might have been a joke too. S'all good, right?

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:50:14 PM

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A whole two minutes eh? Damn! That was 1 min and 30 more than I was counting on.

I figured you wouldn't even get it in before your eyes rolled up into your head.

I think you have that backwards aardvark...It's Jo'sjefffffff

In your knees kajiru. Tower position!

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She dealt her pretty words like Blades -
How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:55:14 PM

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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

In your knees kajiru. Tower position!

In?.. these fuckin' Goreans! How am I supposed to get IN my knees?

I know it must be IN. You wouldn't make a typing mistake .....nope... not possible...:)

Jeff

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:56:57 PM

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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

Or else?

Whatchoo talkin bout kittin?

I was trying on my Domme voice, fuck's sake. Typical it didn't work... goddammit

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RE: Too Far? - 1/12/2010 6:59:07 PM

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Awww. poor kittin. Good try sweetums.

*pats kittins head to console her*

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She dealt her pretty words like Blades -
How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

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