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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 5:23:04 AM

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OK I am totally liking the OP.

I like her more than you, Greedy! And if she does get over here to Colorado, a WHOLE lot more!

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 5:31:35 AM

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You are from Texas. Nothing is perfect.

Heyheyhey!

Nothing wrong with Texas, posh.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 5:34:31 AM

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You are from Texas. Nothing is perfect.

Heyheyhey!

Nothing wrong with Texas, posh.

It's absolutely full of Texans...

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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 5:35:26 AM

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Now might be the appropriate time to get them to enter the thread or at least drop their names. By any chance has either of them sent you any personally penned poetry? You might want to post it.

What kind of creepy stuff did they get you to do? This might be the time to admit what exactly transpired. Did you webcam? If we do this right this could make it till Thursday. You would jettison from the realms of obscurity to being front page fodder.

Maybe this should be the time you reconsider dumping them because you were kind of falling a little bit in love. It might be a nice touch if you could somehow get their wives or girlfriends to participate. Mention that you sent them money.

That's all I got for now. It's tough being a noob. You haven't cut your teeth but you are making progress, you will soon be someone's csoh in no time flat.

Domi, they did send me some personally penned poetry I have included it below, well it was more of a Haiku. Lazy bastards.

I did not get to cam with them but they did make me show my arse to the postman. He didnt much like it and my neighbour is now getting all my mail.

I agree with everything you say, because as you astutely noticed I was desperately in love with them but now I am in love with you. I have the makings of a skilled stalker. Have you got any trees near your bedroom window?

What is a csoh or dare I ask?

The Poem

I wandered lonely as a cloud because I am an asshole
You are fairer then a summers day, let me fuck you in the ass.
My wife doesnt blow me, will you?

I know, it brought tears to my eyes too.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 5:46:22 AM

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ORIGINAL: domiguy
You are from Texas. Nothing is perfect.

Heyheyhey!

Nothing wrong with Texas, posh.

It's absolutely full of Texans...

Well actually its full of Mexicans, but who am I to split hairs?

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 5:50:47 AM

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Mexicans? Where did the Texans go?

Are you telling me that the USA LOST the Alamo?!?!?!?

/Goes to brush up on Spanish/
/Empieza estudiar Espanol/

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 6:05:34 AM

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Mexicans? Where did the Texans go?

Are you telling me that the USA LOST the Alamo?!?!?!?

/Goes to brush up on Spanish/
/Empieza estudiar Espanol/

They all went to McDonalds apparently, many many times. The USA did win at The Alamo or so I hear, then again we won World War 2 and still Germans are stealing the best sunbathing spots on vacation. Clearly winning wars makes not a blind bit of difference.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 7:16:34 AM

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Hi Jeff,
I'm betting that Carol's name came up a time or two during your interactions...

*laughs* Well my current "trainee" and Carol talk regularly via skype and email... I'm not sure that was so wise on my part. Now I have two freakin slave girls ganging up on me.

And posh, you seriously need to get over this "inexperienced" thing. Trust me on this. There isn't anything really to be experienced about. That's why I said that much of my "online training" was simply pointing out the obvious. In the end, it's just a relationship where you obey to some degree or another. You're 38 years old. I'd think that by now you would know whether you are:

a) Ready to have a relationship (of any sort)
b) Willing to obey at least to some degree

All the rest follows from there. How MUCH you are willing to obey will be highly dependent on a specific, actual, relationship. All the crap about orgasm control and god knows what other miscellaneous idiocy these guys are "training" you for is at best, icing on the cake.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 7:49:52 AM

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Hi Jeff,
I'm betting that Carol's name came up a time or two during your interactions...

*laughs* Well my current "trainee" and Carol talk regularly via skype and email... I'm not sure that was so wise on my part. Now I have two freakin slave girls ganging up on me.

And posh, you seriously need to get over this "inexperienced" thing. Trust me on this. There isn't anything really to be experienced about. That's why I said that much of my "online training" was simply pointing out the obvious. In the end, it's just a relationship where you obey to some degree or another. You're 38 years old. I'd think that by now you would know whether you are:

a) Ready to have a relationship (of any sort)
b) Willing to obey at least to some degree

All the rest follows from there. How MUCH you are willing to obey will be highly dependent on a specific, actual, relationship. All the crap about orgasm control and god knows what other miscellaneous idiocy these guys are "training" you for is at best, icing on the cake.

Here is the thing and this is why so many women and including some obviously sane and smart women that have posted on here are so prone to this sort of manipulation. When you first encounter all this, inexperience is indeed relevant but in so much as you wander around with sub fever thinking that BDSM relationships are some sort of mysterious otherwordly thing that everyone is an expert on but you and it has to be learned.

Therefore you leap at the chance of some "training" so you can become successfully involved and be "cured" of your vanilla ways. Of course now, I am beginning to realise that they are relationships just like anything else and my ability to submit is much more likely to be about who it is rather than any learned process. I am opinionated, feisty, pseudo-dominant, prone to road rage and all round bloody annoying but I roll over like a puppy when I encounter someone more powerful than me.

You youself admit to enagaging in "online training" of sorts and I am sure it could be argued that orgasm control or similar is just submission or obedience practice and a different approach but possibly the same concept as you deploy in your training. I have never been easily obedient to anyone my entire life, I served in the military for many years and to say I was in trouble a lot would be an understatement, however, I was still driven to serve inspite of my learned behaviours. My online trainer would argue that I am so programmed by my past that I need help in reprogramming, I do though think he has got caught up in wanting to bonk me as time has passed but I still beleive, it never started out that way.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 8:09:56 AM

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posh dear,

High tail your kinky virgin tail to Ohio; kinky man and I will protect you from anteaters and GreedyStevens and dumiguys. We promise to give you all the experience you would ever want while respecting your mailman hard limit. However, UPS drivers are a required part of our training program, which we happen to be running a special on this month, and also offer rookie discounts. Online collar of protection and an exquisite training collar from the Walmart haute coutre collection are included in the fees.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 8:11:33 AM

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looking to be trained

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 8:36:07 AM

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posh dear,

High tail your kinky virgin tail to Ohio; kinky man and I will protect you from anteaters and GreedyStevens and dumiguys. We promise to give you all the experience you would ever want while respecting your mailman hard limit. However, UPS drivers are a required part of our training program, which we happen to be running a special on this month, and also offer rookie discounts. Online collar of protection and an exquisite training collar from the Walmart haute coutre collection are included in the fees.

I would be delighted, I am very releived about the mailman limit respect, I can live without parcels but having to collect my mail from my neighbour is a trial, he hates me for bonking drunk on my deck one night and screaming "whos my Daddy" over and over as loud as I could. He has built a 10 foot privacy fence since. Glad I didnt have to pay for it.

I am glad to hear about the Walmart haute coutre collection, I tried the collar from the Petco haute coutre collection and I broke out in a rash.

BTW Who is the man above this posting stood randomly in his backyard wearing undersized breifs that could be masquerading as harmless briefs but infact could be a thong which are rarely harmless? I do however, recognise his need for training perhaps even more than me. I am against random outdoor underwear shots, it only serves to make you look like an escaped mental patient off their meds. Not a good look for anyone.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 9:14:14 AM

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Only the best for our wench, as she is a relfection of us. We simply wouldn't dream of letting her be seen in public in petco attire- that is, if we choose to let her been seen in public. Our cage and crop is from Tractor Supply, very high quality.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 9:44:40 AM

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Only the best for our wench, as she is a relfection of us. We simply wouldn't dream of letting her be seen in public in petco attire- that is, if we choose to let her been seen in public. Our cage and crop is from Tractor Supply, very high quality.

Be careful not to spoil your slaves. I might get all upity if my cage was from Tractor Supply and look down on all the other slaves in the neighborhood. I should probably start with a cage from Petco as well actually and I like a nice perch and bells to play with and you can keep me occupied with a mirror for hours, so all bases covered. Just dont open the door too quickly or I will have to have it surgically removed, its gonna be a bit of a squeeze.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 9:49:07 AM

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What EXACTLY is Posh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNpWBMNyC0w

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 9:54:36 AM

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I once loved a woman in Dallas. It didn't work out.

I blame Dallas, you should move.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 10:10:35 AM

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I once loved a woman in Dallas. It didn't work out.

I blame Dallas, you should move.

I am sorry to hear that, oh no, sorry I dont care at all. I get mixed up sometimes.

However, Dallas blows chunks so I am not totally against the idea of moving. I thought about Alaska cos its full of really desperate men but its a bit cold for me. I get cold really easily for a lardbucket.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 10:17:23 AM

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"lard bucket"

That's a term on endearment i have never used....hummm

"come to me my little lard bucket"

That seems an oxymoron.

oh well we shall work on it!

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 10:53:47 AM

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"lard bucket"

That's a term on endearment i have never used....hummm

"come to me my little lard bucket"

That seems an oxymoron.

oh well we shall work on it!

For ages I always though an oxymoron was a stupid person who was so dumb they had trouble remembering to breath.

Luckily, I have big tits so my lack of education doesnt matter.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 11:06:26 AM

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You learn quick...big tits will get you far in life. Being blonde helps a lot too. Being a blonde freak with big tits, well, that just makes up for a lot of things.

And real twue Doms love lard buckets....they know it's just that much more of us to love.

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