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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 6:26:15 PM

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I don't generaly wear pleat front pants. I hope thats cool with my little lard bucket

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 6:35:33 PM

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I don't generaly wear pleat front pants. I hope thats cool with my little lard bucket

It doesnt matter Jeffff, I prefer my men in a leather studded codpiece.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 6:38:30 PM

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I don't generaly wear pleat front pants. I hope thats cool with my little lard bucket

It doesnt matter Jeffff, I prefer my men in a leather studded codpiece.

Oooooo.... that's gonna be a problem

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 6:43:43 PM

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I don't generaly wear pleat front pants. I hope thats cool with my little lard bucket

It doesnt matter Jeffff, I prefer my men in a leather studded codpiece.

Oooooo.... that's gonna be a problem

Its a problem for anyone, how about a reduced number of studs then and they can be on the outside instead?

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 6:46:14 PM

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It's a slippery slope. Next thing you know, I am gonna need chaps.

Where does it all end?

Besides beating and banging you I mean.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 6:48:54 PM

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If she is looking for a mentor, I could be inveigled to mouth train her I suppose.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 6:50:37 PM

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Once we hook up, I'll bring her by the house!

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 6:54:45 PM

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orale, vato.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 6:59:52 PM

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Ordale Esse!

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 7:04:54 PM

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Just turned on the tv, tuned into CBS...Nuthin' but some hillbilly singing about buttfucking. What's on HBO?

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 7:08:13 PM

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Documentary on Dominants in Africa who can't afford leather pants.

It's really sad. Sally Struthers should do something about it!

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 8:41:01 PM

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Documentary on Dominants in Africa who can't afford leather pants.

It's really sad. Sally Struthers should do something about it!

Last I heard, Domi had ol Sal locked in his dungeon ... He is trying to train her to stop talking long enough to suck cock or something like that.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/18/2010 8:41:51 PM

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One of them is on here yes, the one who has most contact with me is not on CM. I told one of them I have been posting on here, but I knew he wouldnt even bother reading it. They think chatrooms and forums like this are beneath them. They are disinterested in the opinions of others.
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The problem is just lately it has taken a rather sharp turn towards being more sexual with an eventual plan for him to teach me in person, which inevitably as he admitted could involve him banging me. Quote end))

ok. well, im not saying that the boards are for everyone at all, but from my experience, the guys who think they have nothing left to learn from anyone else i tend to steer clear of. not suggesting they post. none of the guys ive met from here have posted, except one, once a while back, but reading 'on topic' is how you learn and expand youre ideas. just my take.

also, any Dominant who shows an interest in where im at by reading my posts and seeing how im thinking and feeling says to me that they have more than a passing interest.

if youre not happy with the way things are progressing then dont go there. you are not obliged to go any further than youre comfy right now.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/19/2010 2:53:15 AM

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The problem is just lately it has taken a rather sharp turn towards being more sexual with an eventual plan for him to teach me in person, which inevitably as he admitted could involve him banging me.

I didn't know there were classes on this. Is there a school here? How do I sign up? Dang and all I was trying to take classes in was like Statistics or some nonsense like that.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/19/2010 6:27:04 AM

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The problem is just lately it has taken a rather sharp turn towards being more sexual with an eventual plan for him to teach me in person, which inevitably as he admitted could involve him banging me.

I didn't know there were classes on this. Is there a school here? How do I sign up? Dang and all I was trying to take classes in was like Statistics or some nonsense like that.

Actually Sunshine, you make an excellent point albeit indirectly, exactly what is it I am complaining about again? Oh no, whine whine, he wants to bang me, oh no thats so terrible whine whine. Oh stop it, I hate all the lovely sex. But he is manipulating me whine whine, I do so hate being controlled whine whine. He has cleverly deceived me and is way smarter than me though and on the phone is so sexy its ridiculous, oh but I hate that so, I want a drooling moron that sounds like daffy duck and cant articulate more than two words whine whine. He intends to do this over and over and lives down the road from me , oh no, I want someone who lives hundreds of miles away so I get some once a month whine whine, but he doesnt intend to own me whine whine , thats so awful, whine whine, all the fun without the bullshit, stop it I cant bear it whine whine. I want to stay without sex for years while I wait for Mr Right whine whine.

Maybe I should leave LaLa land and trade in my moral high horse for meat so it can be made into a burger with cheese on it, that way I would really enjoy it.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/19/2010 6:48:57 AM

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Hello Spicy,
I actually wasn't trying to make any point. I was being silly... And if you knew me, a school here wouldn't be a bad idea. (I live in Asia)
I'm not sure what you are saying up there... but that's ok. I still think you're fun.

I believe a new thread is in order...
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RE: "Online training" - 4/19/2010 7:38:35 AM

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Hello Spicy,
I actually wasn't trying to make any point. I was being silly... And if you knew me, a school here wouldn't be a bad idea. (I live in Asia)
I'm not sure what you are saying up there... but that's ok. I still think you're fun.

I believe a new thread is in order...
sunshine

Oh blimey, a school would be a great idea.

As for what is going on up there in my post, I have no idea what I am banging on about half the time, so other people have no chance! I think I am being abstract and fascinating, where infact I am just spouting a load of old bollocks. A bit like being drunk really.

Yeah, this thread has been beaten to a pulp . Even I am sick of it and I am really really easily entertained.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/19/2010 7:41:35 AM

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But you've got all that British slang... that's fun.

But hey.. I wanted to give you a touch of advice.

The mods have asked that we not do the quote thingy unless necessary... and to snip long posts. So, you wouldn't need to quote me when you write immediately after me.

Have you stopped over in Polls and Other Random Stupidity. You might enjoy it.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/19/2010 7:48:21 AM

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Well actually considering I hadn't really planned on anything but one posting originally, random stupidity sounds right up my street!

I have never been a forum kind of girl, so have no bloody clue about snipping and quoting or anything else.

I joined CM to find true love/get pussy whipped.

The reality of my online/computer savvy extends to feeling lucky that I have figured out how to switch my computer on.

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RE: "Online training" - 4/19/2010 9:46:14 AM

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Oh....sod the bugger!

My little lard bucket :)

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